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    #166
    Sheppard: Prepare an Away team.
    Ford: I need my phaser! Someone lost my phaser!
    Rodney: Well tell engineering that i need the warp drive thrust coil adjusted right now! Or else the Away team's going aboslutely no where!
    Dr. Weir: We don't have photon torpedos around here, do we?
    Dr. Beckett: How do you operate this medical tricorder? It has four on switches!

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      #167
      Carter: DUH!!
      Gone Fission
      "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."


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        #168
        Sam: Vala, Janet and I are having a slumber party at my house, wanta come?
        Vala (giggling): Are we going to paint our nails?
        Sam: Yes
        Vala: Are we put on mud masks?
        Janet: Yes
        Vala: Are we going to make prank phone calls?
        Sam & Janet (giggling): Yes!
        Vala: Are we going to kidnap one of the guys and have our way with him...
        Sam, Janet, & Vala (together): Yessss!!!!
        "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

        I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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          #169
          Jack: "during every permutation of the Y axis..."
          Daniel: "ah screw this translation - I hate Sha're; Futurama's on!"
          Carter: "well, I chose looks, you chose books."
          Hammond: "Captain/Major, let the Colonel speak!"
          Teal'c: "Zippety doo dah..."
          Weir: "ok, Senator Kinsey... go ahead."
          Janet: "oh, screw it! You can look after yourselves for once!"
          (you'll have to refresh the page if you click 'My FF'; there seems to be a bug on FF's part - my account does still exist!!)







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            #170
            Mckay: "Wanna choco bar?"
            Teal'c: "Gu baba Weird Walrus purple dancing pants!" (No one would say that...)
            Sheppard: "Damn, I was hoping to die yesterday to!"
            Ronen: "Dreadlocks suck."
            Teyla: "It's fun to mess with the Wraith heads!"
            Walter: "Nope. Not gonna dial! Gimme a promotion!"
            Siler: "Sir, you suck at everything!"
            Carter: "It's true, all blonds are dumb!"
            (And this ones thrown in for the Star Wars fans...)
            Landry: "Mitchell, I AM you're father..."
            Mitchell: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-continues on for five minutes while crying- ....OOOOO...-lungs explode-
            O'Neill: Wasn't Serenity great!? Best movie ever!

            (Green to anyone who can spot my descrete advertisement placement!)

            Stargate Gateworld RPG. All are welcome!|Jim Andersons Bio.

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              #171
              Sheppard: Rodney, Ronon, Teyla, Elizabeth, everybody, gather around and I'll tell you everything about my past from Day 1. I was born in a small town named . . .
              "Che idiota fa una cosa del genere! Gli americani non pensare cose del genere?!"
              " 'Idiot' and 'American' I think were cognates? I'm going to assume you're not talking about me so we can work together better."
              Ambassador Isabelle Cooper-Oxford and Lt. Col. Stephen "Steve" Hamrick ~ "Discoveries"

              Discover a … New Galaxy

              Look for a … New Adventure

              Find a … New Mythology

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                #172
                Originally posted by DragonGate
                Sheppard: Rodney, Ronon, Teyla, Elizabeth, everybody, gather around and I'll tell you everything about my past from Day 1. I was born in a small town named . . .
                Lol, good one You get greened!

                Zelenka: "Rodneys ALWAYS correct, hell, I may aswell just throw my glasses down in defeat."
                Carson: "Damn i'm handsom!"

                Stargate Gateworld RPG. All are welcome!|Jim Andersons Bio.

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                  #173
                  Teal'c: "Who's the black private jaffa who's a s*x machine with all the chicks?! Teal'c! They say this Teal'c is a bad mutha. Shut yo mouth! I'm talking about Teal'c!"

                  O'Neill: (to Carter after she goes all doctoral on his arse) "So, would that be a polynomic phase sequence, or mononomic?"

                  Carter: "Chocolate ice cream's on me!"

                  Daniel: "Jack, f*** off!"

                  Hammond: "Dr Jackson, do I need to pull rank?!"

                  Janet: "It's all you can eat morphine today at the infirmary - come on down."

                  Hammond: "Captain/Major, will you marry me?"

                  Carter: "Urgh, Physics sucks! Hey Daniel, where can I get an Archaeology degree from?"

                  Teal'c: "Daniel Jackson, will you marry me?"
                  Daniel: "Um, er, if I said 'yes', would you release me from this headlock?"

                  Carter: (to McKay) "Yes, let's forget about Teal'c. It's my round."

                  McKay: "I was wrong." (apologies if he's actually said that, but he doesn't strike me as that type)

                  McKay: "Hey, what're we waiting for?! Let's go save Teal'c!"

                  Carter: (to McKay) "Oh, go f*** a lemon!"
                  (you'll have to refresh the page if you click 'My FF'; there seems to be a bug on FF's part - my account does still exist!!)







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                    #174
                    Originally posted by DrGemini2405
                    Carter: "Chocolate ice cream's on me!"
                    Jack: Carter! There are some things that I'd like to keep just between us.
                    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                      #175
                      Jack: Carter was it that that you're drinking?
                      Carter: It's liquified ham, turkey, brocolli(sp), salsa and mushrooms.
                      Jack: Sounds great - Can I have some?
                      Carter: Certainly, I've got a couple of gallons in the frig.
                      "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                      I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                        #176
                        Teal'c: I'm coocoo for choco puffs!
                        Carter: They're grrrrreat!
                        Gone Fission
                        "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."


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                          #177
                          Sam: Love means never having to say you're sorry.
                          "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                          I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                            #178
                            Jack: (watching Simpsons) You know, on second thought, Burns=Goa'uld doesn't make sense. Carter was right!
                            "Che idiota fa una cosa del genere! Gli americani non pensare cose del genere?!"
                            " 'Idiot' and 'American' I think were cognates? I'm going to assume you're not talking about me so we can work together better."
                            Ambassador Isabelle Cooper-Oxford and Lt. Col. Stephen "Steve" Hamrick ~ "Discoveries"

                            Discover a … New Galaxy

                            Look for a … New Adventure

                            Find a … New Mythology

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                              #179
                              Sam: (watching Simpsons) You know, on second thought, Burns=Goa'uld does make sense. The Colonel was right!

                              I had to do it!

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                                #180
                                sam: math sucks.
                                jack: daniel, i love you.
                                daniel: i feel very special inside when i wear sam's underwear.
                                teal'c: daniel, i love you.
                                jonas: i fell in love with teal'c's symbiote. i called her symmie. *sighs*
                                bra'tac: sonofab***h! that motherf****r goauld made me break a nail!
                                vala: daniel, i have std. what, you say we never had sex? mitchell, siler, chevron cutie, mitchell again, alien dude, nurse #5, mitchell one more time, landry, lam, someone named... whatever, and half the security staff, i need to tell you something!
                                janet: i don't feel dead.
                                hammond: daniel, i love you.
                                landry: carolyn, shut the hell up and go to your room!
                                lam: i feel so shy sometimes.
                                mitchell: want the team back, sam?
                                everyone: sam, jack, just DO it!


                                that was fun.


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