Things they would never ever ever say

[takinspace]

I never thought I'd see the intersection of the milkshake and Stargate. I have to go now, the world has gone mad

[IrishPisano]

I never thought I'd see the intersection of the milkshake and Stargate. I have to go now, the world has gone mad

I do what i can...


hey, teal'c.
o'neill. welcome to the candy shop...

[IrishPisano]

After being gone for over a year trying to patch up the schism in the Free Jaffa...

welcome back, T.
indeed it is good to be back.
let's put it in.
put what in?
the last symbiote you'll ever wear... own... again.. the last... come on.
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free your mind... <<jumps over stargate>>
whoa...

[Stuck In The Stargate]

Ronon: Okay, who borrowed my curling iron and didn't put it back?

McKay: Good job everyone! I could't have done it without you!

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Um...
What is it, sir?
There's just-
Sir? Are you trying to me something???
Ilikeyeboobies.

[Stuck In The Stargate]

Sun screen? No way! I'm trying to get a tan here!

Sure I'll tell you my name!

[IrishPisano]

please, colonel sheppard, my name's Dillan, not steve, or bob, or eddie...

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

please, colonel sheppard, my name's Dillan, not steve, or bob, or eddie...

Dillan?

[IrishPisano]

Dillan?

yeah, he's a metro-wraith... (as in metrosexual)

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

yeah, he's a metro-wraith... (as in metrosexual)

Metrosexual????

[IrishPisano]

Metrosexual????

metrosexual is like this: all the perks of being gay without... can't say the rest, lol...


metro's are the guys who dress in attire that is, stereotypically, gay... express, some of the more liberal clothing in j crew, etc... it also extends to physical grooming... hairstyles, primmed and prunes nails, etc...

[steve17]

Daniel: I dont want to go to Atlantis, sounds boring.

[Snowgate]

Thor (to SG-1): We're fine, actually. Anything you need a hand with, though?

[SGC General Griff]

JACK O'NEILL "I completely understand what you just said, Carter. Einstein's E=MC2 pales in comparison to your idea."
TEAL'C "I am really a double agent working for the Gould"
CARTER "I love you, Teal'c, I want your babies"
DANIEL "Reading books and translating languages is so boring when do I get to kill some bad guys"

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

- Dude, you're so freakin like...borin!