Things they would never ever ever say

[dreid]

Carter: Hey Sir.
Oneill: Yeah Carter
Carter: Which one looks better on me. The red one or the black one?
Oneill: The black one. Where you going?
Carter: On a date with Mitchell.

O'neil: Is that a cry for help in our relationship or are you finally setting me free?
Carter: Stop making fun of me!
O'neil: I never make fun of you it was just an honest question.
Mitchell: Sam you do know that I only want to wed your daughter.
Vala: That's way I'm the one on the date with Sam.
O'neil: And everyone asks why I don't know if I want to get married again.
Carter: You promised.
O'neil: Isn't our love bigger than a paper contract or ceremony.
Carter: I need it to feel complete.
Teal'c: Yes humans are younger race.
O'neil: Sam can't we come to a comprimise where you feel like you have me and I don't have to die?
Carter: I'.m working on it but I'm obsesed.
O'neil: I know and thats one of the things that keeps me interested. In a sick, sadistic way, but its one of the things that makes me love you.
Carter: So I can continue to be obsesed?
O'neil: comming from you, Sam its a turn on

[IrishPisano]

stalkers Stalkers STALKERS!!!

[ablevins425]

stalkers Stalkers STALKERS!!!

Oh no here we go again.

[IrishPisano]

Oh no here we go again.

nobody likes a stalker
i thought you loved me?
then again...

[ablevins425]

nobody likes a stalker
i thought you loved me?
then again...

lol

[penguininablender]

Oh no here we go again.

Oh dear God

[ablevins425]

Oh dear God

The Ancients: Don't worry we will take care of the Ori.

[Superstargate]

Wraith Queen: Do we really have to feed on these poor Atlantians?
Why can't we all just get along?

[DaveSG-3]

Okay to start us off:
Teyla: Yo, Homies Wassup in Da hood
Ronan: Oooo That Wraith Queen is soooo Hot
Mckay: Im Gonna go watch Back to the Future
Sheppard: Fire Weir and give command to Caldwell
Weir: Hi My name is Gus
Ford: Wannnn Wannnn! I Don't wanna eat the bad wraith drugs

SG-1
Carter:I Love you General O'neill
Jack: Therefore X= 5
Daniel: I Hate Sha're
Teal'c: Mmmmm Donuts
Hammond: Colonel, Your an Idiot



Thats all i have

Ronan: teyla i love u

[IrishPisano]

Originally Posted by RodneyMckay
Okay to start us off:
Teyla: Yo, Homies Wassup in Da hood
Ronan: Oooo That Wraith Queen is soooo Hot
Mckay: Im Gonna go watch Back to the Future
Sheppard: Fire Weir and give command to Caldwell
Weir: Hi My name is Gus
Ford: Wannnn Wannnn! I Don't wanna eat the bad wraith drugs

SG-1
Carter:I Love you General O'neill
Jack: Therefore X= 5
Daniel: I Hate Sha're
Teal'c: Mmmmm Donuts
Hammond: Colonel, Your an Idiot



Thats all i have

Ronan: teyla i love u

classic!

O'Neill: Daniel... got important information for you and Sam
Daniel: Whats up?
O'Neill: Where's Sam?
Daniel: Making you a love monkey.
O'Neill: Right, forgot.
Daniel: So what's up?
O'Neill: Oh yeah. I've located a zero-point module hidden deep within the cache of artifacts you smuggled back from planet P3X-879. Or rather I've located a location of a fully powered, fully functioning ZPM.
Daniel: <<puzzled look>>
O'Neill: Only problem is that by my calculations we'll need to harness the power of a solar flare while dialing the black hole gate. if we do this correctly, it'll land us a mere seven parsecs from P2X-990, the location of the ZPM. I figure we could take a puddle jumper through the gate and travel the last 7 parsecs on foot as it were.
Daniel: <<blank stare>>
Sam: Like my clone of Jack, Daniel? Pretty good joke huh?
Daniel: <<shoots Sam>>..... <<then realized that CloneJack is probably right>>...

[Superstargate]

Ronan: Why are these wraith trying to kill me? WAAAAHHHH!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!!! Oh wait she's dead. WAAAAAHHH!!! I WANT MY WEIR!!!!

[IrishPisano]

sponge cake, o'neill?
no thanks, T, i'm on a diet...

[Kirath]

Bratac: how would you chose to human if not in battle?

Col Mitchell: At the ripe old age 98 making love to 19 yr old twins.

[IrishPisano]

Bratac: how would you chose to human if not in battle?

Col Mitchell: At the ripe old age 98 making love to 19 yr old twins.

i know bra'tac is old, but he still knows how to talk in complete sentences... even when we're making fun of him... lol


Bra'tac: What about you, General? How would you chose to die?
O'Neill: I'd have to agree with Mitchell... Very old and making sweet sweet love to... Carter.
Bra'tac+Mitchell: WHAT?!
Carter: What's up guys?
Mitchell, Bra'tac, and O'Neill mumble incoherently...
Carter: Right... <<whispers to O'Neill>> Don't worry, sir, I have the same wish

[Cpn. Chris(tine) Bowman]

At an Ancient war briefing

Ancient General: Alright folks, so, we have decide to intervene. Now, this chart shows our collective power as it is now. We are not strong enough to defeat the Ori. Any suggestions?
Ancient Officer: Sir, there's only one way to gain the power needed...
Ancient General: You're right... Well then, we must get the species of this Galaxy to worship us so we can defend our ethical way of life! All in favor say 'aye'.
All the Ancients: AYE!