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    Originally posted by RyantheGreat
    NORAD has kicked you out.... more than once, and have a file on you.
    Including the time you nearly passed Security with a military outfit and a fake ID.
    Spoiler:
    Before you met me I was a fairy princess
    I caught frogs and called them prince
    And made myself a queen
    Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
    I slept in castles and fell in love
    Because I was taught to dream

    I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
    To capture tinkerbell
    They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
    But I could always tell

    I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
    And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
    And anything I can to get by
    And fireflies...

    "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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      ... you have cosmetic surgery to change your appearance to match someone from the Stargate universe.

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        you are making a phase shifting devise, similar to the on Nirrti had. Just because.
        Spoiler:
        Before you met me I was a fairy princess
        I caught frogs and called them prince
        And made myself a queen
        Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
        I slept in castles and fell in love
        Because I was taught to dream

        I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
        To capture tinkerbell
        They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
        But I could always tell

        I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
        And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
        And anything I can to get by
        And fireflies...

        "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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          ... you begin spying on your next door neighbour becuase you are sure they're a Goa'uld.

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            You tell your friends Teal'c's joke (you know, the setesh joke!) and you all laugh, while everyone else looks at you all like you're nuts..
            Spoiler:
            Before you met me I was a fairy princess
            I caught frogs and called them prince
            And made myself a queen
            Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
            I slept in castles and fell in love
            Because I was taught to dream

            I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
            To capture tinkerbell
            They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
            But I could always tell

            I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
            And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
            And anything I can to get by
            And fireflies...

            "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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              Originally posted by Cherriey
              ... you begin spying on your next door neighbour becuase you are sure they're a Goa'uld.
              Is that why you're doing it???

              NID has knocked on your door more than once... (well, it was them, or salesmen, they kinda all look the same)
              Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?

              Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*

              *Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.

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                Originally posted by RyantheGreat
                Is that why you're doing it???

                NID has knocked on your door more than once... (well, it was them, or salesmen, they kinda all look the same)

                i always wondred why that guy in a black suit tryied to sell me a toster and a microwave...
                Homer: WHEN PIGS FLY!...
                (a pig was in a cannon, and got shot accross the town, right were homer can see)

                Homer: Doh!

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                  you can't hear anything with out relating it to stargate, even health class is now stargate related... of course!
                  Spoiler:
                  Before you met me I was a fairy princess
                  I caught frogs and called them prince
                  And made myself a queen
                  Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
                  I slept in castles and fell in love
                  Because I was taught to dream

                  I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
                  To capture tinkerbell
                  They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
                  But I could always tell

                  I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
                  And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
                  And anything I can to get by
                  And fireflies...

                  "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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                    The Great Circle of Life is really just a Super Stargate...
                    Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?

                    Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*

                    *Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.

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                      You have weird food cravings, and blame Urgo.
                      sigpic
                      Save a Man-of-War, ride a Commodore.

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                        You know SG-1's IDC as well as their codes... what ever they call them, that bit's not as important as knowing them.
                        Spoiler:
                        Before you met me I was a fairy princess
                        I caught frogs and called them prince
                        And made myself a queen
                        Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
                        I slept in castles and fell in love
                        Because I was taught to dream

                        I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
                        To capture tinkerbell
                        They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
                        But I could always tell

                        I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
                        And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
                        And anything I can to get by
                        And fireflies...

                        "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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                          You can't find a toilet anywhere in your house...
                          Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?

                          Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*

                          *Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.

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                            Originally posted by RyantheGreat
                            You can't find a toilet anywhere in your house...


                            I KNEW IT!!!!!!
                            Homer: WHEN PIGS FLY!...
                            (a pig was in a cannon, and got shot accross the town, right were homer can see)

                            Homer: Doh!

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                              Originally posted by RyantheGreat
                              You can't find a toilet anywhere in your house...
                              Dont you mean base?


                              You get kicked out of tours of government buildings because you left the tour to 'look for alien technology'.
                              sigpic
                              Save a Man-of-War, ride a Commodore.

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                                Originally posted by Morgania
                                You get kicked out of tours of government buildings because you left the tour to 'look for alien technology'.
                                Bet that means there was some there.
                                Spoiler:
                                Before you met me I was a fairy princess
                                I caught frogs and called them prince
                                And made myself a queen
                                Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
                                I slept in castles and fell in love
                                Because I was taught to dream

                                I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
                                To capture tinkerbell
                                They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
                                But I could always tell

                                I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
                                And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
                                And anything I can to get by
                                And fireflies...

                                "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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