Originally posted by Cherriey
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Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.
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Originally posted by Cherriey'hot brain'? lol
... you function through the Airforce that is run by the Jaffa Black Market.
...you get up an hour early every morning to paint the symbol of Apophis on your forehead. And no one at work minds...Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.
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Originally posted by RyantheGreatHot brain works for either show, if you think about it..
...you get up an hour early every morning to paint the symbol of Apophis on your forehead. And no one at work minds...
now thats frightning. nobody minds... i guess your boss is apophisHomer: WHEN PIGS FLY!...
(a pig was in a cannon, and got shot accross the town, right were homer can see)
Homer: Doh!
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Originally posted by Cherriey... You're the only one who calls out 'Oma' during the Tinkerbell scenes when watching Peter Pan.
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You know that your girlfriend is a Gatehead when she screams out "All Hail the Ori! Hallowed are the Ori!" when you expect her to scream out your name.
(keeping things PG)"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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...you're watching 'Flight Attendent School' on the Travel Channel and are inspired to post a message that gets you so rolling on the floor you add it to your signature."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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...you're at a lecture talking about different cultures' beliefs about the afterlife, and when the lecturer talks about Hinduism's belief that a sufficiently advanced person dies they don't reincarnate, but instead reach a higher state of being and you turn to the person next to you, nod sagely, and say "Yup. That's what happens on Stargate, too."
You know they're NOT a Gatehead when they look at you oddly, and move their chair away from you.
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you know your a gate head, when your watching "Smallville" before SG comes on, and you think. "why the hell don't they just get a ship and jump into hyperspace and see if Kyrpton is really destored" because the kyrponties just keep comingHomer: WHEN PIGS FLY!...
(a pig was in a cannon, and got shot accross the town, right were homer can see)
Homer: Doh!
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Originally posted by Deejay435You create a whole neighborhood in Sims2 just for your Stargate character Sims. And you keep giving Teal'c the potion to stay young, since he should still be in the 'adult' state when Jack reaches 'Elder'.
Yeah I did that too!!!sigpic
Many thanks to geekywraith for the wonderful sig
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