You Know You're A Gate Head When...

[Cherriey]

You make a list of the pros and cons of becoming a Tok'ra.

... you actually are a Tok'ra.

[Otera]

You insist on being called names like “Selmac” or “Lantash” instead of your name every time you lower your head and close your eyes!

you have made prayers to the Stargate in order to get through the Stargate-less horror which is between seasons. And you say them every friday at the normal New episode airing time, hoping that they will make the Great and All Mighty Stargate air sooner.

[RyantheGreat]

...your ideal of beauty is Carter's legs, Teal'c's upper body, and Hammond's middle.

[Otera]

...your ideal of beauty is Carter's legs, Teal'c's upper body, and Hammond's middle.

that's an interesting image...

[Cherriey]

that's an interesting image...

... scary is more like it!

... conversations with you and your friends are rather one-sided.

[Otera]

your friends, the ones you have yet to ever try to convert to Stargateism and Gateheadism, are no longer suprized when you do a hand clap and say "kumtraya" in a slightly scary manner (think Harlan when we first met him)

[Cherriey]

... you've started your own card collection of just about anything you can think of on Stargate.

[Otera]

you made Stargate bookmarks and started selling them at school to all the Gatefans and Gateheads in your school to earn enough money to get tickets for the next Gatecon

[Cherriey]

... you feel rather bereft when you realize that you will probably never make it to a conferance.

[Otera]

you are amazed by the number of people who try to get custom bookmarks and begin to charge extra for them and you make several new Gatepals who you now talk with everyday.

[ancientaction]

Cherriey, nice sig!

[Cherriey]

Cherriey, nice sig!

Thanks. =0) I just finished making one about the Jaffa Black Market. Was about to add it to my third sig installement in Off Topic. =0)

... you can't stop making sigs.

[RyantheGreat]

You taser your enemies not once, but twice, in the hopes they will be completely destroyed...

[Cherriey]

... BSG pales.

[RyantheGreat]

For whatever reason, you can't be there to view the new episodes live, so when you come home to watch them recorded, your torn by indecision about which to watch first which sends you into a fit that has the neighbors calling the paramedics, who try to sedate you, but fearing now that you'll see neither episode, you're forced to flee through the back screen door, DVR in hand, to break into a complete stranger's home for the express purpose of watching your shows only to have the police bust in and start shooting away, but, hey, at least you die happy, as you got to see the SG1 and Atlantis shows.... (deep breath)

But they're cliffhangers, so you have to live, struggling through months of physical therapy, and the subsequent trial, only to be sentenced to hard labor until August, forcing you to break out of jail in July in order to find out what happened to your peeps, and then you have to live a life on the run, trusting no one, staying no where, abandoning your wife children as you move from town to town, working odd jobs, and getting your SG fix...