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    #1501
    Originally posted by chyron
    No I do. I am a green-jelloaholic. It is from green-jello that I derive my super powers. My only weakness is red-jello. It sucks the lifeforce right out of me. I would explain more, but LOIS, my main babe, needs me to pick up my dirty underwear from the bedroom.

    Hey, LOIS - have you seen my glasses?
    I'm shuddering at the thought of your dirty underwear.

    But other than that, I totally get the green jello. I don't have any red yet. I have begged for red because I felt I deserved it ... I still did not get red. How in the world do you get red!? You don't have to show me = ) I'm totally addicted to green. I kind of depressed when I log in and see I don't have any new rep points. It's like, "Awww. I didn't say anything witty enough to deserve green "

    Hey, you know what. I think I'll 'green' ya just because

    Adrianne
    (PS: I'm equally addicted to the <-- because it's green.)
    If I never reply to something you said to me, it doesn't mean I'm ignoring you, it means I'm lazy and the thread moves too fast.
    .
    It's all explained here. Well, one part anyhow

    My LibraryThing.

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      #1502
      Originally posted by chyron
      For that matter, refining the hack so that SG-favorable single images are interlaced into series such as LOST, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, CSI, LAW & ORDER.
      Yes! that would be so sweet!

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        #1503
        ... when you start subconciously doing all of SG-1's little quirks like the eyebrow thing with teal'c.

        -and-

        You keep having a recurrung dream about donuts, Teal'c, and the stakeout van!

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          #1504
          Originally posted by AdrianneP
          I'm shuddering at the thought of your dirty underwear.

          But other than that, I totally get the green jello. I don't have any red yet. I have begged for red because I felt I deserved it ... I still did not get red. How in the world do you get red!? You don't have to show me = ) I'm totally addicted to green. I kind of depressed when I log in and see I don't have any new rep points. It's like, "Awww. I didn't say anything witty enough to deserve green "

          Hey, you know what. I think I'll 'green' ya just because

          Adrianne
          (PS: I'm equally addicted to the <-- because it's green.)
          You're thinking about my dirty underwear is just plain weird. As to the red, basically just tick somebody off. You can do this in any number of ways...

          1. Throw my dirty underwear at them
          2. Attend a funeral for the love one of a fellow gatehead, walk up to the casket, toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream "MAGGOTS! MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.
          3. Post nude pictures of General Hammond in a thread.
          4. Make an arguement that Wesley Crusher should have been the replacement for Jack O'Neill and demand that Ben Browder be immediately fired.
          5. Make a stupid list on how to tick people off.
          "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

          I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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            #1505
            I got more green today.
            And then I looked at the dates of the green ... Only three days passed between one rep and the new rep. I think ya might be right about my being addicted. Those three days seemed like an eternity and my evenings were spent thinking, "How, how, how can I get more green?"

            Hilarious, hiiarious list. My favorite is the ... No it's hard to choose a favorite 2-4.

            Adrianne
            If I never reply to something you said to me, it doesn't mean I'm ignoring you, it means I'm lazy and the thread moves too fast.
            .
            It's all explained here. Well, one part anyhow

            My LibraryThing.

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              #1506
              Originally posted by AdrianneP
              I got more green today.
              And then I looked at the dates of the green ... Only three days passed between one rep and the new rep. I think ya might be right about my being addicted. Those three days seemed like an eternity and my evenings were spent thinking, "How, how, how can I get more green?"

              Hilarious, hiiarious list. My favorite is the ... No it's hard to choose a favorite 2-4.

              Adrianne
              If my rep point list isn't displayed when I type in 'foru' in my toolbar, I immediately scroll down.
              "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

              I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                #1507
                Originally posted by ancientalliance
                ... when you start subconciously doing all of SG-1's little quirks like the eyebrow thing with teal'c.

                -and-

                You keep having a recurrung dream about donuts, Teal'c, and the stakeout van!
                O_O

                I thought I was the only one

                O_O

                gotta love the eyebrow and dounuts

                also,

                When you agree with gateheads about there gateheadedness ad understand the conversation!

                -and-

                did I metion I know ancient?
                I found MGs site...this is what happend....I laughed
                so hard i fell backwards in my chair and hit my head....*Now has big bump on head*
                But it was worth it ....*Bows before the almighty MG*


                Rotating Sig courtesy of Abydos
                Thanks to SmallTimePerson for the Atlantis Gaurdians Pic
                GW My home away from home....
                My Goal in life....Become King of games

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                  #1508
                  Originally posted by Zekk
                  O_O

                  I thought I was the only one

                  O_O

                  gotta love the eyebrow and dounuts

                  also,

                  When you agree with gateheads about there gateheadedness ad understand the conversation!

                  -and-

                  did I metion I know ancient?
                  Do you seriously have the dounut dream???

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                    #1509
                    Kree, has become a staple of my vocabulary, little pay attention, when I say it. Kree, you are but a Prim'tah, do not speak, unless first addressed.

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                      #1510
                      ...you look for ways to use a donut to help explain something.
                      "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                      I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                        #1511
                        Originally posted by OneillTwo"LL"s

                        Your kids answer to "Kree"
                        Now...that's funny!
                        JC De La Torre
                        ============
                        Author of Ancient Rising
                        Atlantis, Zombies, and Gods, OH MY!
                        http://www.lunabrillantepublishing.c...ientRising.htm
                        It's Like Stargate...just without the Stargate.

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                          #1512
                          when you start talking to your plants................=p

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                            #1513
                            ...you want to go to jello wrestling with Jack, Daniel, and Teal'c
                            Stargate Pants Girl
                            (a.k.a. Teryl's Pants Girl)
                            Mak tal shree! Lo tak meta satak Oz!

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                              #1514
                              Originally posted by Boobala
                              ...you want to go to jello wrestling with Jack, Daniel, and Teal'c
                              But what FLAVOR jello?
                              "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                              I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                                #1515
                                Originally posted by chyron
                                But what FLAVOR jello?
                                [can be heard screaming "Blue jello! Blue jello!"as the men in white take her away...]

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