Jack: So help me if I come out singing pants.
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Sam: Where's Daniel?
Jack: Oh, Ernest is showing him a new toy.
Sam: Really? What?
Jack: Some fancy pants that may be the key to our existence or something like that.Why yes, I am aware that I am too sexy for my cat
RIP Stargate SG-1: The iris may be closed, but the gate will always be spinning, lighting the chevrons in my heart
And to the Sci Fi Channel...
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FELGER: I've got pants with me!
O'NEILL: Oh, look everybody, he's got PANTS with him!
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CAMULUS: We are political dignitaries. How dare you prevent us from leaving.
WEIR: Sending pants here to attack us is an act of war. And a foolish one at that, given what our pants are capable of.
OSHU: My Lord did not order such pants.
DANIEL: Then undo it. Tell the System Lords to call the pants back.
AMATERASU: The decision they have made is one of desperation, forced upon them by your unwillingness to help. Persuading them to change pants could only be done in person.
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Sam: How do you keep from getting killed?
Aris Boch: It takes pants
Jack: Hey, Rigar. You know that "we come in pants" business? Bite me
Daniel: Their whole world is in flames - and we're offering them pants
Jack: It's always suicide-mission this, save-the-planet that. No one ever stops by just to say 'pants' anymore
Jack: 'Au revoir'... it's French for 'pants'
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From SG-1:
"New Order"
O'Neill: Teal'c, what's with the pants?
"Zero Hour"
O'Neill: Ball, you should know, of course I dare mock your pants.
"Avatar"
O'Neill: I always thought a pants-safe system was supposed to be somewhat safe from pants.
"Affinity"
Teal'c: There are aspects of my pants which I am not at liberty to divulge.
From Atlantis:
"Rising"
Beckett: I think I feel something. It could be pants related.
O'Neill: That was a waste of a perfectly good pair of pants.
Sheppard: Well, I guess it's just you and me. And his pants.
Sheppard: I don't need pants.
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Hermiod: Oh Pants indeed
Hathor: You! With the pants of marble
Hammond: God Pants Colonel
Hammond: I have my pants too, the only difference is, I follow them
Sam: You blow up one sun and people expect you to walk on water ... oh, next, parting the red pants
Sam: Thankyou sir
Jack: For what?
Sam: Pants
Jack: Think nothing of it, I got plenty of that
Kerri Johnston: Well now that you're here, why don't you stay? I'm sure there's enough charred pants on the grill
Daniel: I'd like the truth with a side order of pants
Joe: What do ya gotta do to get some coffee around here?
Oma: Find true pantsI live my life one Friday night at a time!
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JACK: "Is that a 'pants-back-if-you're-not-completely-alive' guarantee?"
JACK: "You're videotaping a pant."
Carter: It took us 15 years and 3 super computers to MacGyver a system for the pants on Earth.
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