pantsgate sg-1

[sueKay]

Jack: So help me if I come out singing pants.

[Jillybiehn]

Hammond: Is this something I should be worried about?
O'Neill: Well, sir, all pants on the base are in grave danger...

[NightGloom]

Sam: Where's Daniel?
Jack: Oh, Ernest is showing him a new toy.
Sam: Really? What?
Jack: Some fancy pants that may be the key to our existence or something like that.

[lionel_pendergast_rocks]

FELGER: I've got pants with me!
O'NEILL: Oh, look everybody, he's got PANTS with him!
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CAMULUS: We are political dignitaries. How dare you prevent us from leaving.
WEIR: Sending pants here to attack us is an act of war. And a foolish one at that, given what our pants are capable of.
OSHU: My Lord did not order such pants.
DANIEL: Then undo it. Tell the System Lords to call the pants back.
AMATERASU: The decision they have made is one of desperation, forced upon them by your unwillingness to help. Persuading them to change pants could only be done in person.

[.:Lemon:.]

Sam: How do you keep from getting killed?
Aris Boch: It takes pants

Jack: Hey, Rigar. You know that "we come in pants" business? Bite me

Daniel: Their whole world is in flames - and we're offering them pants

Jack: It's always suicide-mission this, save-the-planet that. No one ever stops by just to say 'pants' anymore

Jack: 'Au revoir'... it's French for 'pants'

[sueKay]

Window of Opportunity

Jack: Hello George
Hammond: Colonel? What are you doing out of pants?
Jack: Handing you my pants
Sam: What for?
Jack: So I can do this

Jack then grabs Sam and kisses and dips her. Hammond stands over them in shock...still holding Jack's pants.

[blueiris]

Mini Jack: Hey, I realize it doesn't actually say pants anywhere on my uniform but it should!



Loki: Your pants are similiar to our original pants thousands of years ago.

[Greesha]

From SG-1:

"New Order"
O'Neill: Teal'c, what's with the pants?

"Zero Hour"
O'Neill: Ball, you should know, of course I dare mock your pants.

"Avatar"
O'Neill: I always thought a pants-safe system was supposed to be somewhat safe from pants.

"Affinity"
Teal'c: There are aspects of my pants which I am not at liberty to divulge.


From Atlantis:

"Rising"

Beckett: I think I feel something. It could be pants related.

O'Neill: That was a waste of a perfectly good pair of pants.

Sheppard: Well, I guess it's just you and me. And his pants.

Sheppard: I don't need pants.

[RibbonDevice]

General Vidrine: How does she fly, son?
Teal'c: The vehicle performed within expected parameters.
Jack O'Neill: Woohoo... Sorry Sir. I couldn't help but get caught up in
Teal'c's pants.

[gatelover12]

O'neil:We may I say agian may have two pants at our disposil.

[Larry The Chevron Guy]

Shepherd: "Two pants, ten pants...I'll check the pants later."

That's a quote from "Stargate: "Pantlantis"

[yasureubetcha]

Fifth: "They won't pants me, she promised!"

"This planet's surface appears to be covered with Replicator pants..."

[MedusA]

Hermiod: Oh Pants indeed

Hathor: You! With the pants of marble

Hammond: God Pants Colonel

Hammond: I have my pants too, the only difference is, I follow them

Sam: You blow up one sun and people expect you to walk on water ... oh, next, parting the red pants

Sam: Thankyou sir
Jack: For what?
Sam: Pants
Jack: Think nothing of it, I got plenty of that

Kerri Johnston: Well now that you're here, why don't you stay? I'm sure there's enough charred pants on the grill

Daniel: I'd like the truth with a side order of pants

Joe: What do ya gotta do to get some coffee around here?
Oma: Find true pants

[iLemon]

JACK: "Is that a 'pants-back-if-you're-not-completely-alive' guarantee?"

JACK: "You're videotaping a pant."

Carter: It took us 15 years and 3 super computers to MacGyver a system for the pants on Earth.

[mazzmatazz]

Sheppard: I shot him! In the pants!