pantsgate sg-1

[blueiris]

Jack: "Teal'c, look scary and take pants."

[Lida]

Hammond: "It costs nearly a billion dollars just to turn the pants on around here."
O'Neill: "How about a shirt sale? Shoe sale? Hat....?"

(Oy, I hope the writers skip this thread!)

[Matt G]

Hathor: This fellow is ready for pants.

[WhatFateAlmondRoca]

Avenger 2.0

Feldger: "What would Colonel O'Neill do if he was here now?"
Coombs: "He'd want me to pants you"

[sueKay]

Window of Opportunity

Jack: What could possibly be in my pants that would explain this???

Jack: In the middle of my pants!!!!!!

Jack: Hello Vern...how's the pants?

Jack: What's this?
Malaki: If you must know...it's my pants

[CKO]

teal'c: what is pants..

[SilverRider]

DANNY: There's no sign of pants.

[WhatFateAlmondRoca]

Hathor: This fellow is ready for pants.

LOL

I think Hathor is the one in need of pants

[CKO]

jac (to Felgar): we're on a mission you pants

[Osiris-RA]

Jack: Egoo indeo navo pants.

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Sam (to Jack): welcome, to my pants! (what?? I had to! )

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Thor: This must be the last pantswear to fall.

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Daniel: This tastes like pants.
Sam: So whats wrong with it?
Daniel: It's macaroni and socks.

[Lida]

Jack: Egoo indeo navo pants.

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Sam (to Jack): welcome, to my pants! (what?? I had to! )

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Thor: This must be the last pantswear to fall.

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Daniel: This tastes like pants.
Sam: So whats wrong with it?
Daniel: It's macaroni and socks.

OK Osiris-RA, you have now "officially" made this thread certifiable!

Macaroni and socks?
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OK, I have to come up with one.....hmmmmm.

From Politics:

Daniel: "I'm sure once we tell him that Earth's pants are at stake...."

[Osiris-RA]

Oh - don't tell me you guys haven't thought of that one before!

..and you were all certifiable before I got here.

Thor: "I like the yellow pants."

Thor: "It was your stupid pants, Major Carter."

Thor: "Those represent areas of the pants controlled by the Replicators."

Sam: "Can this ship survive uncontrolled reentry into the pants?"

*is nuts enough - should I really be in here? *

[Osiris-RA]

*can't resist the pantsgate *

Anubis: You are leader of these pants?
Pres.Hayes: Henry Hayes, President of the United States of Pants, one nation among many.
Anubis: No more. Bow before my pants.
Pres Hayes:I don't think so! However, I am willing to dicuss your pants.
Anubis: If you possesed pants matching mine, you would have used them.

Sam: You know, you blow up one pair of pants and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.

Jack: Handing in my pants.
Sam: What for?
Jack: so I can do this *smooches Sam*

Daniel: You promised you'd leave earth alone, there's pants infiltrating the SGC right now.

[Sela]

Chain Reaction:

Hammond: Report!
Walter: It's SG-1, sir. They're under pants! (ba-dump ba!)

Hammond: I don't have to explain my pants to you.

[SilverRider]

Maybourne: they might as well as admit they have pants.
Jack: We're hoping.