*drum roll please*
Cue music
I am the very model of a Woohoo Major General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the Powers that Be, and I quote their works dramatical,
From SG1 to Sanctuary, in order chronological.
I'm very well acquainted too, with matters directorial
I understand the use of tools, both simple and allegorical,
About the use of broccoli I'm teeming with a lot of views
With many cheerful facts about its effects on all the Woohoos.
I'm very good at huggling and speedy streaks of nekkidness
I know the time to happy dance and when to share in sadness.
In short in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a Woohoo Major General.
*bows*
*did not finish the song, far too much brainwork for this time of the evening*
*hopes no-one minds*
Cue music
I am the very model of a Woohoo Major General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the Powers that Be, and I quote their works dramatical,
From SG1 to Sanctuary, in order chronological.
I'm very well acquainted too, with matters directorial
I understand the use of tools, both simple and allegorical,
About the use of broccoli I'm teeming with a lot of views
With many cheerful facts about its effects on all the Woohoos.
I'm very good at huggling and speedy streaks of nekkidness
I know the time to happy dance and when to share in sadness.
In short in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a Woohoo Major General.
*bows*
*did not finish the song, far too much brainwork for this time of the evening*
*hopes no-one minds*
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