The Martin WooHoodStock Thread

[Jumble]

I did?

[josiane]

*waves*

Hey Woohoos, I'm back from my Spanish adventure! Had a fantastic time Need another week off now though to recover

*hugs all*

[Jumble]

Welcome back Josi - glad you had such a great time

[Jumble]

My obnoxious git of a neightbour has just learned that trying to establish superiority over an already somewhat ticked off (and slightly wine-soaked) Jumble is akin to poking a hornets' nest with a stick - not a good idea I don't think I left him in any doubt that if there were actually a man on this planet that could tell me what I could or could not do it most certainly would not be him and he would in fact be at the bottom of a very long list!

So there!

[Jumble]

And I didn't swear!

[josiane]

Good for you! You tell him! No one messes with our Jumble

[Jumble]

Absolutely! I've put up with a lot from him in the interest of calmness and 'live and let live', but there just comes a point when enough is enough! When I got home last night I discovered that a visitor of his had parked their car halfway across my driveway and I had to make a six point turn to squeeze Woody into the tiny gap they'd left without causing him any damage. I did, for a moment, consider sitting out in the road with my hand on my horn, but decided that this would be somewhat unkind to my other neighbours considering it was after midnight. Which I think makes me a nice person, yes? So to have him yell at me for allowing 'my' weeds to grow under the fence into his garden was somewhat irritating, to say the least!

*gnashes teeth*

No more Mrs Nice-Guy where he is concerned - let battle commence

[josiane]

Yes, absolutely. Flipping cheek of him!

[llp]

Absolutely! I've put up with a lot from him in the interest of calmness and 'live and let live', but there just comes a point when enough is enough! When I got home last night I discovered that a visitor of his had parked their car halfway across my driveway and I had to make a six point turn to squeeze Woody into the tiny gap they'd left without causing him any damage. I did, for a moment, consider sitting out in the road with my hand on my horn, but decided that this would be somewhat unkind to my other neighbours considering it was after midnight. Which I think makes me a nice person, yes? So to have him yell at me for allowing 'my' weeds to grow under the fence into his garden was somewhat irritating, to say the least!

*gnashes teeth*

No more Mrs Nice-Guy where he is concerned - let battle commence

Oh! If sides are being taken = I want team JUMBLE! You go girl!

[Jumble]

Thanks

[DutchIndeed]

Go Jumble!

To be fair, we'd be on team Jumble no matter what. It's the WooHoo way to stick up for each other, even if they wood be wrong. We'd probably help a fellow WooHoo to move 'the body'...

...So if anyone has some spare time...

[Jumble]

Oh yes, we'd stick together no matter what

Although in the case of my neighbour body moving wood take at least half a dozen WooHoos - fewer than that and we'd risk permanent back injury

[DutchIndeed]

It wood be a great WooHoo meet, I'm sure

[Jumble]

Definitely

[josiane]

Wait, what? I'm not sure I signed up for nefarious deeds... where was that in the Woohoo contract?!