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Originally posted by Linzi View PostOnce upon a time, there was a prince called John. He was tall and handsome and just. He loved all God's creatures. He skipped alongside the spring lambs, and frolicked with the happy bunnies. One day, the big nasty monster escaped his prison. He wanted to suck out Prince John's lifeforce! Prince John saw the big mean monster approaching and went to run away, but tripped over a cute little bunny, and banged his head on a big nasty rock...
Ok, I REALLY need to get out more!!!!
i love it!!
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Originally posted by rhymer View PostOkay! Your wish is my command. I present a very silly and Shep-whump-filled Trio tag, exclusive to this thread (because no-one else would want to touch it with a barge-pole.) Description and link behind spoiler tag, because it has mild Trio spoilers.
Spoiler:This is my contribution to the noble genre of Lollipop whump, which is surely destined to become one of the biggest genres in this fandom. It is the Sheppard-centric B-plot of Trio, deleted for time reasons, but doubtless going to show up on the DVD extras...
The Lollipop of Doom
Thanks! I think I've got it now.
Agh. I resisted for three and a half minutes. I was very steadfast and strong. Then my finger betrayed me and clicked on the link, even though I told it not to. My finger's justification was that I'm away this weekend and won't see Midway until Sunday night. Thanks for posting, though. It was a good test of moral fibre and willpower (which, apparently, I failed utterly.)
I see that some people round here have whump dreams. I had one last night. I woke up in true Hollywood nightmare fashion - sitting bolt upright, screaming etc. It was a claustrophobia/suffocation thing, and I was clawing the air in utter terror, trying to get free. Details are vague, but I do know that someone was trying to kill me, and kept on calling me "Colonel Sheppard."
Yup, I experienced a whump dream from Sheppard's POV... and it was horrible! All these months I've been hurting him, telling myself that he's only a fictional character so it doesn't matter; that he's been trained for this and can take it; that he doesn't feel pain; that he's not like you or me, and actually enjoys this sort of treatment. Now I've experienced the terror he feels, I have seen the light. From now on, I'm writing fics in which Sheppard goes skipping in sunlit meadows, and meets pretty baa-lambs whomaul him horriblygo on a picnic with him, where they frolic with bunny rabbitswith sharp pointy teethand learn wholesome moral lessons about sharing and saying please, and all live happily ever after.
Who's with me? Er... anyone? No-one?
On second thoughts...*Sig by the wonderful and talented Pegasus_SGA*
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Originally posted by elephantgirl View PostAs it turns out posting a link should be ok, so here it is:
Shep Whump caps from Midway (beware of minor spoilers)
Midway Shep Whump
(dedicated to Elf )
I can hold out for another 36 hours. Right?
Originally posted by Kristen999 View PostGo check out Jeni's post today. (The MGM web guru) There's a great pic of Sheppard from "Reunion" beware though there is a promo picture fomr "Midway" on the same page, but the whumpers shoudl enjoy the first pic a lot!
http://jeninason.blogspot.com/
Reunion
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Originally posted by sherryw View PostThe job is going great. I just found out that they laid off a bunch of people from my old department today. I probably would have been one of them if I had stayed. It would have been horrible getting laid off on your b-day.
Originally posted by prion View PostHeh, I did a bad thing with the one shot
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Originally posted by sherryw View PostI read that one. It's really good. I always love Steathdragon's stories.
Caty I'm glad to hear that there was no one hurt. Tornados are very scary.
So what's everyone's favorite episode this year and favorite whump?
For myself I would say that DG, T, TR & Outcast are my favs for obvious reasons.
Spoiler:For emo whump - Outcast
For bloody whump - Travelers
For unexpected whump - TR
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Originally posted by Linzi View PostEr, DITTO! My faves are your faves and my least faves are yours too. I hope Midway will be nipping away at Travelers heels!
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Once upon a time, there was a prince called John. He was tall and handsome and just. He loved all God's creatures. He skipped alongside the spring lambs, and frolicked with the happy bunnies. One day, the big nasty monster escaped his prison. He wanted to suck out Prince John's lifeforce! Prince John saw the big mean monster approaching and went to run away, but tripped over a cute little bunny, and banged his head on a big nasty rock...
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Rhymer, loved the metaphorical whump and your villain has replaced Koyla in my affections as Best Enemy Ever.
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A bit of shep whump
I'm a 60%er | Sigs are made by me and othersThe Lorne Identity - A Lorne fanfiction collection community.
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Originally posted by rhymer View PostOkay! Your wish is my command. I present a very silly and Shep-whump-filled Trio tag, exclusive to this thread (because no-one else would want to touch it with a barge-pole.) Description and link behind spoiler tag, because it has mild Trio spoilers.
Spoiler:This is my contribution to the noble genre of Lollipop whump, which is surely destined to become one of the biggest genres in this fandom. It is the Sheppard-centric B-plot of Trio, deleted for time reasons, but doubtless going to show up on the DVD extras...
The Lollipop of Doom
Bwhahahahaha!! That was wonderful. You are completely insane (and therefore, obviously in the right place here in the whump thread).
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Originally posted by Linzi View PostI really like the sound of your new story idea. That could work VERY well for me! I don't know, I can see Sheppy whump working well in stories to young library users...
Once upon a time, there was a prince called John. He was tall and handsome and just. He loved all God's creatures. He skipped alongside the spring lambs, and frolicked with the happy bunnies. One day, the big nasty monster escaped his prison. He wanted to suck out Prince John's lifeforce! Prince John saw the big mean monster approaching and went to run away, but tripped over a cute little bunny, and banged his head on a big nasty rock..
(*start shameless self-promotion*) Which is why I wrote See John Run, my Shep-whump story for 4 year olds. *end shameless self-promotion.*)
Originally posted by Squonk View Postrhymer - see what you did?!
Originally posted by Ruffles View Post*gasps for breath*
Bwhahahahaha!! That was wonderful. You are completely insane (and therefore, obviously in the right place here in the whump thread).
Thanks to everyone else who's said kind things about my silly story. I'm now off to finish my current WIP and am not allowed online until I've reach the end, so if I post anything else here in the next few hours, I need to be sternly told off.
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Originally posted by rhymer View PostI like it! The children will love roaring like the big scary monster as they pretend to maul Prince John. Under fives are actually an ideal audience for Shep whump. They're EVIL. "Ooh, did he hurt himself?" they ask gleefully, when they see a picture of someone falling over. "Is he bleeding? Is there lots of blood?" No Shep-whumper could cackle half so evilly as a bunch of 4 years olds cackling over a little bunny rabbit bumping its head. I think all children are born whumpers, but most of them grow up and get better...
(*start shameless self-promotion*) Which is why I wrote See John Run, my Shep-whump story for 4 year olds. *end shameless self-promotion.*)
Yup, I see. And, you know, I'm not remotely repentant. Ahem. I mean, I'm very very sorry.
Oh, good! I'm used to people at work giving me very odd looks over my sense of humour, so being in a place of crazy people is just what I need.
Thanks to everyone else who's said kind things about my silly story. I'm now off to finish my current WIP and am not allowed online until I've reach the end, so if I post anything else here in the next few hours, I need to be sternly told off.
I work with preschoolers and I must agree that they are bloodthirsty group. Everything is crashing and blowing up and body parts flying off. Hmm, maybe that is why I like what I do so much. Even though it is supposed to be a part of my job to teach them not to hurt things and show care and concern for people and act safely. Sometimes I feel a bit hypocritical when I play on here and correct my little friends for being too rough.
Well, until they can read, they won't know what I am doing. I just have to keep an eye out for the few that can read. They tend to sneak up on me.sigpic
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Since I have to wait forever to see it (see above post), I clicked on the link for the "Midway" pics. Thanks to whoever posted that!
What's JM's blog addy now? I haven't gotten the new one so I missed a lot of stuff. Didn't he have problems with his old addy?
It sounds like the town is working on the power lines outside so I hope they don't cut off my power without notice. Grrrr!
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Good luck Roo
Originally posted by elephantgirl View PostAs it turns out posting a link should be ok, so here it is:
Shep Whump caps from Midway (beware of minor spoilers)
Midway Shep Whump
(dedicated to Elf )
Originally posted by rhymer View PostOkay! Your wish is my command. I present a very silly and Shep-whump-filled Trio tag, exclusive to this thread (because no-one else would want to touch it with a barge-pole.) Description and link behind spoiler tag, because it has mild Trio spoilers.
Spoiler:This is my contribution to the noble genre of Lollipop whump, which is surely destined to become one of the biggest genres in this fandom. It is the Sheppard-centric B-plot of Trio, deleted for time reasons, but doubtless going to show up on the DVD extras...
The Lollipop of Doom
Thanks! I think I've got it now.
Agh. I resisted for three and a half minutes. I was very steadfast and strong. Then my finger betrayed me and clicked on the link, even though I told it not to. My finger's justification was that I'm away this weekend and won't see Midway until Sunday night. Thanks for posting, though. It was a good test of moral fibre and willpower (which, apparently, I failed utterly.)
I see that some people round here have whump dreams. I had one last night. I woke up in true Hollywood nightmare fashion - sitting bolt upright, screaming etc. It was a claustrophobia/suffocation thing, and I was clawing the air in utter terror, trying to get free. Details are vague, but I do know that someone was trying to kill me, and kept on calling me "Colonel Sheppard."
Yup, I experienced a whump dream from Sheppard's POV... and it was horrible! All these months I've been hurting him, telling myself that he's only a fictional character so it doesn't matter; that he's been trained for this and can take it; that he doesn't feel pain; that he's not like you or me, and actually enjoys this sort of treatment. Now I've experienced the terror he feels, I have seen the light. From now on, I'm writing fics in which Sheppard goes skipping in sunlit meadows, and meets pretty baa-lambs whomaul him horriblygo on a picnic with him, where they frolic with bunny rabbitswith sharp pointy teethand learn wholesome moral lessons about sharing and saying please, and all live happily ever after.
Who's with me? Er... anyone? No-one?
On second thoughts...
Originally posted by Pegasus_SGA View PostOnly in our dreams!
Will play catch up tonight, after yesterdays hysterics on the thread, I look forward to what today brings.
2 more sleeps until Midway!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Have a good day peeps
Originally posted by Squonk View PostTell ya what - i'll PM you...............
Originally posted by rhymer View PostI like it! The children will love roaring like the big scary monster as they pretend to maul Prince John. Under fives are actually an ideal audience for Shep whump. They're EVIL. "Ooh, did he hurt himself?" they ask gleefully, when they see a picture of someone falling over. "Is he bleeding? Is there lots of blood?" No Shep-whumper could cackle half so evilly as a bunch of 4 years olds cackling over a little bunny rabbit bumping its head. I think all children are born whumpers, but most of them grow up and get better...
(*start shameless self-promotion*) Which is why I wrote See John Run, my Shep-whump story for 4 year olds. *end shameless self-promotion.*)
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