John Sheppard Whump

[Pegasus_SGA]

38 Minutes??? Where??? I wanna watch it!!!!!

it's on Sky in ten minutes Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Gate Geek]

it's on Sky in ten minutes Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I don't have sky.

[Linzi]

ROFLMAO Linz, Sheepy D. I swear people have got flocking on the brain, hehehe

BAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[Pegasus_SGA]

I don't have sky.

Oh hon, don't worry get your revels and champagne out and we'll tell you what's happening to sheppy.

[Linzi]

Woo hoo. It's started. Frenzied music, first shot of whumped Sheppy! Sigh... Now he's saying "Get this damn thing off me! "

[Pegasus_SGA]

Oh no! What's happeneing our poor Sheppy is lying on the floor, and Mckay is getting antsy.

there's a big black honking bug attached to Sheppy's neck. Oh no poor Sheppy is panicking. What are they going to do? He's lying on the floor in serious pain... *sniff* poor Sheppy.

[Linzi]

Shep's in pain! It's a funky alien bug! Nooooo!

[Linzi]

Shep's all sweaty, and oh no! Guess what? The PJ has become stuck in the 'Gate and Shep's in trouble!!!! Tag over, opening credits!

[Pegasus_SGA]

OH NO, Sheppy is paralysed! They've got the medical kit out now, and are trying to mop his fevered brow.. he's hot and sweaty and ........ oh no, you'll never guess what's happened the PJ is lodged in the Stargate AND Sheppy has been knocked unconscious. Oh no..

Spoiler:

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Ruffles]

Ooo... Ooooo.... Don't keep me in suspense! What happens next?

[Linzi]

Weir looks anxious. Where is the PJ? Shep is unconscious, and, if I may say so, he looks thoroughly whumped. Oh dear, the cockpit is detmaterialised! Nooooo! They're stuck, Shep's out. Only they haven't noticed yet. Stupid team. Oh no, I spoke to soon, Teyla's noticed. Oh yes, Shep looks thoroughly beautiful too. Uh oh, Ford says Shep's in bad shape!

[Pegasus_SGA]

*sniff* Sheppy is still unconscious and the drive pos on the PJ is damaged... Rodney is saying it's a very big problem. Oh no, what are they going to do? And why the hell are they ignoring Sheppy? Are they nuts, he could have breathing problems and... oh thank goodness Teyla is rushing towards him to tend to him. Her hand is on his thigh.... having a bit of a feel while he doesn't notice? hehehee. Not that i'm envious or anything. Oooooh McKay is getting angsty, I think he's frightened.

*flashback to the planet*

Linz over to you

[caty]

Huh! Make us poor backwood Europeans feel envious because we're stuck in our godforsaken countries I want to jet over to Florida to see SGA live too! I could steal my brothers TV and cable, he wouldn't mind!

Backwood Europeans???
Hey, if you wanna come to Florida, you can watch SGA on the 60" HDTV at my house

It starts on Monday, 1st October, so it's bound to get ahead again this season, I'd guess.

So Canada has no break whatsoever for Christmas and Thanksgiving?

[Gate Geek]

Oh hon, don't worry get your revels and champagne out and we'll tell you what's happening to sheppy.

I don't ahve Revels and champagne either!!!! I do have some vodka. Maybe that will ease the pain of not seeing 38 Minutes....

[Linzi]

Flashback time. Did I mention Shep looks thoroughly and utterly gorgeous? Oooh Teyla's mopping his brow... Dr. Ze Who? Hee hee! Cue commercial! Ive seen it on Sky so many times I know when the damn commmercials are coming!