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John Sheppard/Teyla Emmagan Appreciation/Ship/Discussion Thread
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. --Mark Twain
have a prequel to that.. well, it could work as one..
Happy birthday, Elflinn!!
Spoiler:
TOLD YOU SO!
John: Tell me again why we should stay here?! Teyla: Oh John! Can you not tell this is a trap?!
J/T Shipper: You mean, you have have not prepared him?! John: For what?! Teyla: Done many times... never sticks with him...
John: Come on... what possible bad would a bunch of shippers come up with?!
Teyla:*mocking John voice* "Oh Teyla, why have you not warned me they were whumpers??!!" John: Sarcasm.. great(!) Can I help that I never see them coming?!
Teyla: You never do, you never will! John: But, come on, I mean, what could go wrong in the J/T thread, we´re meeting one of the ELFS! THat´s safe... right?
whumper: I can take you to her if you wish...?! John: Say.. could we take some of your guards... just in case?! Teyla: *Now see how she backs out of that one...*
whumper: *considers it*
Monk: It is an honour! Whumper: *to Monk* : You will take John to meet Elflinn now! John: ELFLINN?! *lightbulp*: OH! Wait a second... that´s not...
Monk: You did not tell me that it was whumperElf! I will NOT engage in such a dangerous... whumper: You will be safe as long as you are not John! Monk: No... not going near that one! I am not willing to watch...
whumper: Guess you will have to go alone!
John: Stop grinning, you don´t know Teyla! She´s with me, I´m safe! Whumper: Oh, but she won´t be with you, I´m afraid...
John: So, is it clear?! McKay: Never thought I´d see you scared of a little Faerie! John: ELF! McKay: Whatever, it´s just a ....
John: You want to be used as bait on our next Wraith hunting?! McKay: No(!)
*John sees Elf surrounded by whumpers in costumes of everyone that ever hurt him getting drunk and telling really nasty whump stories, all about John getting hurt in ways nobody would ever wish upon anyone, and laughing all through it....
Guy: Hey, you´re John Sheppard. Special guest for Elf´s birthday?! John: And really sorry I can´t stay! *pulls a roadrunner*
*hours later*
Party Girl: John Sheppard, you cannot run forever! We will get you! John: Stay back! I´m warning you... this is no water gun!
PLEASE??!
Honey, you are screwed!!
Party Girl: Resistance is futile!
*Several more hours later*
Teyla: I know you hate to hear it, but I TOLD YOU SO!
If you guys like you can add my Ascension War Trilogy book one to the bookclub. I have a few more fics too that would make good for it. Currentlty working on the next chapter for book two of Ascension War..... its a song fic, but between the verses scenes take place, like in the Beyond the Night chapter.
Going to go back to writing it now in fact.
This is the Assassin's Way part 17 complete "Elegant beauty is Nature. but only for the gentle and soft Flower" ~Hu Ge
"The one thing every new hairstylist must learn is how to do hair in a combat zone!" Bob; owner of Bob & Weave's Combat Salon in Red Dust Club, an original story currently in progress
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