Major Lorne/Kavan Smith Thunk Thread

[Nici]

Very tempting. Nici is afraid to say porn day! LOL

pfft ... na-uh lol

these pics are on fire!!!!
:drool:
Nici, the one of Liz and Lorne in her office, is that from The Lost Boys?

Why yes it is!

[923flanigan]

ok, my mom got the pics printed from her weekend at norfolk.. just to reiterate..

Ok, here's the story..

Last weekend my mom went down to Norfolk, VA to watch the USS Theodore Roosevelt come into port after their current tour... She got to tour the nuclear aircraft carrier and as she walked through the level just below the flight deck, there it was! now mind you, its a very poorly crafted Gate, but a Stargate non the less... She also said that the Gate faces out to the elevator on which they load the planes to take them up to the flight deck, so if a ship were to fly through the Gate it could fly straight on out of the ship... so without further ado, i give you the Stargate!

Ha ha...

Tour Guide: "Yes, this is a stargate. It just thinned with age.
Tourist: "Can we go through it?"
Guide: "Erm...."
Lorne runs in
Lorne: "Dial the gate!"
Guide: *stares at Lorne blankly*



Some old favorites, perhaps?

[ShadowMaat]

Nah, that's not the way it'd play.

Tour Guide: Stargate? Don't be ridiculous! Of course it isn't a stargate! That's just fiction!
*stargate kawooshes to life*
*Lorne dives through, tucks into a roll and lands at my feet*
Lorne: Shields up! Now!
Chuck: Yes, sir!
*shield activates and something impacts it*
*Lorne stands up and dusts himself off- his clothes are torn, his hair is rumpled, and he's lookin' kinda dirty*
Lorne: Man, the women on that planet were wild! They... uh...
Me: Hi!
Lorne: Aw, crap...
Tour Guide: Right. *ahem* Let's move along, folks, and give them some room. Nothing to see here. And we're walking...

[OrangeSwirl]

Very tempting. Nici is afraid to say porn day! LOL

that she is purple... hehe..

[OrangeSwirl]

Ha ha...

Tour Guide: "Yes, this is a stargate. It just thinned with age.
Tourist: "Can we go through it?"
Guide: "Erm...."
Lorne runs in
Lorne: "Dial the gate!"
Guide: *stares at Lorne blankly*

Nah, that's not the way it'd play.

Tour Guide: Stargate? Don't be ridiculous! Of course it isn't a stargate! That's just fiction!
*stargate kawooshes to life*
*Lorne dives through, tucks into a roll and lands at my feet*
Lorne: Shields up! Now!
Chuck: Yes, sir!
*shield activates and something impacts it*
*Lorne stands up and dusts himself off- his clothes are torn, his hair is rumpled, and he's lookin' kinda dirty*
Lorne: Man, the women on that planet were wild! They... uh...
Me: Hi!
Lorne: Aw, crap...
Tour Guide: Right. *ahem* Let's move along, folks, and give them some room. Nothing to see here. And we're walking...

*hysterical laughter* ow, my sides... u guys are too funny..

well out of the whole group, my mom was the only one who knew what it was.. so no one understood why she was taking a picture... she had promised me tomcat pics, but they weren't aboard, and the gate was jsut as good..

[Morgania]

Why cant Lorne be our tour guide? Hmm?

[923flanigan]

Nah, that's not the way it'd play.

Tour Guide: Stargate? Don't be ridiculous! Of course it isn't a stargate! That's just fiction!
*stargate kawooshes to life*
*Lorne dives through, tucks into a roll and lands at my feet*
Lorne: Shields up! Now!
Chuck: Yes, sir!
*shield activates and something impacts it*
*Lorne stands up and dusts himself off- his clothes are torn, his hair is rumpled, and he's lookin' kinda dirty*
Lorne: Man, the women on that planet were wild! They... uh...
Me: Hi!
Lorne: Aw, crap...
Tour Guide: Right. *ahem* Let's move along, folks, and give them some room. Nothing to see here. And we're walking...

LMAO, yes, that is better. XD

Why cant Lorne be our tour guide? Hmm?

Tour Guide Lorne: "Come on ladies."
*follow through Stargate*
*end up in Lorne's quarters*
Lorne: *points to door* One at a time please.

XD

[Nici]

Y'all can go ahead of me ... you know ... saving the best for last and all. LOL!

[OrangeSwirl]

Tour Guide Lorne: "Come on ladies."
*follow through Stargate*
*end up in Lorne's quarters*
Lorne: *points to door* One at a time please.

XD

and i've already marketed the Marcus Lorne TOur Guide Doll.. er action figure.. i meant action figure..

you'd understand if you've read my fic.. *shameless self plug*

[Morgania]

LMAO, yes, that is better. XD



Tour Guide Lorne: "Come on ladies."
*follow through Stargate*
*end up in Lorne's quarters*
Lorne: *points to door* One at a time please.

XD

I wanna see the Jumper Bay too. Ummm... later.

[ShadowMaat]

I wanna see the Jumper Bay too. Ummm... later.

Mmm... the Jumper Bay... So many possibilities. And very few of them involving sweaters.

[923flanigan]

and i've already marketed the Marcus Lorne TOur Guide Doll.. er action figure.. i meant action figure..

you'd understand if you've read my fic.. *shameless self plug*

He he, you just reminded me that I still have a Lorne fic to finish. XD

*evil smirk*

[Morgania]

Mmm... the Jumper Bay... So many possibilities. And very few of them involving sweaters.

Yes, but mine involve learning to fly a Jumper first. Now in space...

[purpletoo1]

ok, my mom got the pics printed from her weekend at norfolk.. just to reiterate..

Ok, here's the story..

Last weekend my mom went down to Norfolk, VA to watch the USS Theodore Roosevelt come into port after their current tour... She got to tour the nuclear aircraft carrier and as she walked through the level just below the flight deck, there it was! now mind you, its a very poorly crafted Gate, but a Stargate non the less... She also said that the Gate faces out to the elevator on which they load the planes to take them up to the flight deck, so if a ship were to fly through the Gate it could fly straight on out of the ship... so without further ado, i give you the Stargate!



and just to get back on topic...

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...le/SVcap12.jpg

that is so cool OS! thanks for sharing that story and pic with us! You must have giggled when you saw it.

[purpletoo1]

pfft ... na-uh lol

Why yes it is!

LOL, ok, so I can't call you scaredy cat? LOL, j/k of course. I love you.