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ok, my mom got the pics printed from her weekend at norfolk.. just to reiterate..
Ok, here's the story..
Last weekend my mom went down to Norfolk, VA to watch the USS Theodore Roosevelt come into port after their current tour... She got to tour the nuclear aircraft carrier and as she walked through the level just below the flight deck, there it was! now mind you, its a very poorly crafted Gate, but a Stargate non the less... She also said that the Gate faces out to the elevator on which they load the planes to take them up to the flight deck, so if a ship were to fly through the Gate it could fly straight on out of the ship... so without further ado, i give you the Stargate!
Ha ha...
Tour Guide: "Yes, this is a stargate. It just thinned with age.
Tourist: "Can we go through it?"
Guide: "Erm...."
Lorne runs in
Lorne: "Dial the gate!"
Guide: *stares at Lorne blankly*
Tour Guide: Stargate? Don't be ridiculous! Of course it isn't a stargate! That's just fiction!
*stargate kawooshes to life*
*Lorne dives through, tucks into a roll and lands at my feet*
Lorne: Shields up! Now!
Chuck: Yes, sir!
*shield activates and something impacts it*
*Lorne stands up and dusts himself off- his clothes are torn, his hair is rumpled, and he's lookin' kinda dirty*
Lorne: Man, the women on that planet were wild! They... uh...
Me: Hi!
Lorne: Aw, crap...
Tour Guide: Right. *ahem* Let's move along, folks, and give them some room. Nothing to see here. And we're walking...
Tour Guide: "Yes, this is a stargate. It just thinned with age.
Tourist: "Can we go through it?"
Guide: "Erm...."
Lorne runs in
Lorne: "Dial the gate!"
Guide: *stares at Lorne blankly*
Originally posted by ShadowMaat
Nah, that's not the way it'd play.
Tour Guide: Stargate? Don't be ridiculous! Of course it isn't a stargate! That's just fiction!
*stargate kawooshes to life*
*Lorne dives through, tucks into a roll and lands at my feet*
Lorne: Shields up! Now!
Chuck: Yes, sir!
*shield activates and something impacts it*
*Lorne stands up and dusts himself off- his clothes are torn, his hair is rumpled, and he's lookin' kinda dirty*
Lorne: Man, the women on that planet were wild! They... uh...
Me: Hi!
Lorne: Aw, crap...
Tour Guide: Right. *ahem* Let's move along, folks, and give them some room. Nothing to see here. And we're walking...
*hysterical laughter* ow, my sides... u guys are too funny..
well out of the whole group, my mom was the only one who knew what it was.. so no one understood why she was taking a picture... she had promised me tomcat pics, but they weren't aboard, and the gate was jsut as good..
Tour Guide: Stargate? Don't be ridiculous! Of course it isn't a stargate! That's just fiction!
*stargate kawooshes to life*
*Lorne dives through, tucks into a roll and lands at my feet*
Lorne: Shields up! Now!
Chuck: Yes, sir!
*shield activates and something impacts it*
*Lorne stands up and dusts himself off- his clothes are torn, his hair is rumpled, and he's lookin' kinda dirty*
Lorne: Man, the women on that planet were wild! They... uh...
Me: Hi!
Lorne: Aw, crap...
Tour Guide: Right. *ahem* Let's move along, folks, and give them some room. Nothing to see here. And we're walking...
LMAO, yes, that is better. XD
Why cant Lorne be our tour guide? Hmm?
Tour Guide Lorne: "Come on ladies."
*follow through Stargate*
*end up in Lorne's quarters*
Lorne: *points to door* One at a time please.
ok, my mom got the pics printed from her weekend at norfolk.. just to reiterate..
Ok, here's the story..
Last weekend my mom went down to Norfolk, VA to watch the USS Theodore Roosevelt come into port after their current tour... She got to tour the nuclear aircraft carrier and as she walked through the level just below the flight deck, there it was! now mind you, its a very poorly crafted Gate, but a Stargate non the less... She also said that the Gate faces out to the elevator on which they load the planes to take them up to the flight deck, so if a ship were to fly through the Gate it could fly straight on out of the ship... so without further ado, i give you the Stargate!
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