Favorite SGA Quotes

[spinny magee]

Caldwell: Please make that ship go away

O'Neill: This is sounding more like a plan F as in we are totally f!-

[Martina Magnus]

Dr. McKay: We don’t have much time left. The moon was already in a low orbit to start with. We’re beginning to skim the outer atmosphere. We’re gonna slow down exponentially.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Think of a brilliant plan, Rodney! That’s what you do best. Using as little oxygen as possible.

[Eye Of Ra]

Jackson: Well it's remote, that's promising. He wouldn't want anyone around when coming in and out of his lab.

McKay: Oooh, like the Batcave!

Jackson: Yes... just like the Batcave

[Martina Magnus]

Dr Weir: [over comm] Thaelin, the second I find you, you die.
Dr Beckett: Well, they're on the road to divorce.

[Eye Of Ra]

[a Traveler and an Asgard ship are seconds from collision when the latter jumps to hyperspace]
Katana: Huh, that was close. Flew into hyperspace.
Sheppard: What?
Katana: Hold on, I've got another window opening.
Sheppard: Coming right back at us, what kind of messed up battle technique is that

[Martina Magnus]

Ronon: That's it? That's your superweapon?
McKay: Well, what were you expecting?
Ronon: A big gun? Something that goes boom?

[hallmjo]

Ronon: That's it? That's your superweapon?
McKay: Well, what were you expecting?
Ronon: A big gun? Something that goes boom?

I miss that team!

[LtColCarter]

Glad to see my threat is going strong...been busy with work and school. Gonna try to get back in the swing of GW again...

[Martina Magnus]

[McKay is describing his plan of eliminating the Replicators]
Dr. McKay: [casually] Whole planet will be destroyed in the process.
Larrin: You don't mess around, do you?

[Eye Of Ra]

McKay: Word of caution? The whole "Captain Kirk" routine is problematic to say the least, let alone morally dubious.

Sheppard: What routine?

McKay: The romancing of the alien priestess? It's very 1967 of you

[Martina Magnus]

Ronon: [hopeful] Tell me you have something!
Sheppard: Devlin Medical Technologies.
Ronon: That means...
Sheppard: You've got somebody to point your gun at.
Ronon: [enthused] Sweet!

[Eye Of Ra]

McKay:Ah. Hey, what happened to the, um, to the blue jello? My favourite, all of a sudden it’s off the menu. What gives?

[Martina Magnus]

Col. Caldwell: As a general rule, I like to keep daring rescues down to one a day.

[Eye Of Ra]

Sheppard: You know that for a fact, Sergeant, or is your spidey sense just tingling

[Martina Magnus]

Jeannie: Holy cow! That can't be good for your health.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Nothing to worry about. I've done it dozens of times. John Sheppard.
Dr. McKay: She's married, and she's my sister.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: [defensively] I'm just saying hi.
Dr. McKay: Yeah, no, I know exactly what you're doing. I've seen that look before...Kirk.