Favorite SGA Quotes

[Eye Of Ra]

Ghost in the Machine

Ronon: What the hell was that thing
Teyla: It just appeared out of nowhere.
McKay: And that shriek scared the crap out of me.
Sheppard: Kind of a ... flying monkey.
McKay: Flying monkeys What is this, the planet of Oz

[kusanagi]

McKay: In case you hadn't noticed, I'm an extremely arrogant man. I think all my plans will work.

[LtColCarter]

Very fitting!

[LtColCarter]

Ronan: I was beginning to think you were afraid to fight.

Sheppard: I'm just naturally lazy, but I will if I have to — and it's starting to look like we have to.

[Eye Of Ra]

McKay: What is this place
Ronon: It's the Shrine of Talus
McKay: That means nothing to me
Ronon: It's a planet of the Ancestors We brought you here
McKay:Thank you Mr. Information Look since when did he become Ronon the Explainer And why am I not in the Infirmary huh? What am I better [realises] quickly I am better

[kusanagi]

McKay: What is this place
Ronon: It's the Shrine of Talus
McKay: That means nothing to me
Ronon: It's a planet of the Ancestors We brought you here
McKay:Thank you Mr. Information Look since when did he become Ronon the Explainer And why am I not in the Infirmary huh? What am I better [realises] quickly I am better

[Eye Of Ra]

Jackson: Well it's remote, that's promising. He wouldn't want anyone around when coming in and out of his lab.
McKay: Oooh, like the Batcave
Jackson: Yes... just like the Batcave.

[Torzy86]

From Inferno

Sheppard: Ah, well, the lead scientist, uh, she's very, um...
Weir: Hot?
Sheppard: I was gonna say "attractive." But McKay is acting kinda...
Weir: Smitten?
Sheppard: I was gonna say "pathetic."

McKay: And I have, uh, discovered the ship's name. (looks at his computer tablet) It's the, um, Hipapheralkus.
Sheppard: The what?
McKay: Yeah, well, it appears to have been named after an Ancient general, Hippapheralkus.
Sheppard: Well, we're not calling it that!
McKay: Oh good. Then what about, um ...
Sheppard: And we're not calling it the Enterprise either!

Beckett: I think I may be missing something. Correct me if I'm wrong, but when the volcano erupts, don't we as well?
McKay: That's the plan!
Sheppard: That's the plan?
McKay: That's the plan!
Sheppard: That plan sucks!

[LtColCarter]

McKay "crap"

Hermiad "What did you do?"

McKay "I just ran a translation program (aboard the deadalus), it's wraith (a virus in the computer)

Hermiad "crap indeed"

[Eye Of Ra]

The Tower

Sheppard: They can't all be planets with cool technology and open-minded women
McKay: I don't see why not

[LtColCarter]

McKay: Don't you realise what this means? They were 'us' and they failed.

[Eye Of Ra]

McKay: Hey, look who's back! It's Mr. Mom. Fun with the kids
Zelenka: Do not even speak to me!

[Egle01]

My absolute favorite SGA quote is from "The Daedalus Variations" -

Sheppard: Return fire!
Ronon: I'm trying!
(Ronon starts beating the console.)
Sheppard: Easy, Chewie! Those buttons are your friends! Just keep trying!
Ronon: I'm trying!

[SGTB1991]

From Search and Rescue:

"Major Marks, please make that ship go away." - Caldwell

For some reason I find that hilarious.

[Torzy86]

From Trio

Keller: Whoa whoa whoa, wait wait, don't pull me up!
McKay: What?! Why?
Keller: I see LIGHT!!
McKay: No no no no no! Don't go toward the light! You want to stay in the land of the living!!