Favorite SGA Quotes

[fumblesmcstupid]

*Gasp*......That's..........

Spoiler:

Cheating

[jelgate]

For the record I have not been using Wikiquote or episode transcripts.

[dolfyn]

^ Neither have I! All mine were transcribed by me, by going through the DVDs & playing, pausing, typing, skipping back & checking.

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[fumblesmcstupid]

Rodney: (after shooting the wraith on the planet in the Defiant One) "What do I do now?"

John: "Reload"


Rodney: It's a city....not a yo-yo (siege (*I* before *E* except after *C*) part uh 3?)


Rodney: Why'd he do that???? (grace under pressure)

John: Wow (lost boys)

[BFH_Bushy_Tush]

*Gasp*......That's..........

Spoiler:

Cheating

It's not cheating when you're using it as a reference so you know you're getting the quote you're thinking of correct. No different than using subtitles while watching one of the episodes.

What, you think I just pick and choose from a list? No, I'm giving you all quotes I remember. I just prefer to double check them before posting so I know they're correct.

[dolfyn]

Beckett: Which means, ladies and gentlemen, that we need to go on an egg-hunt.
(Conversion)


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[kusanagi]

McKay: If only we had a magical tool that could slow down time. I foolishly left mine on Earth, did you bring yours?!

Zalenka:You know, you're not pleasant when you're like this, McKay.

McKay:I'm always like this.

Zalenka: My point exactly.

[LtColCarter]

McKay: Doctor Fumbles McStupid over here was in way over his head!

Zalenka: Yes, yes, I made a mistake trying to save *your* life. Now, do you want to try to fix it, or do you want to continue to berate me somewhat?

McKay: I'm perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.

[jelgate]

McKay: Doctor Fumbles McStupid over here was in way over his head!

Zalenka: Yes, yes, I made a mistake trying to save *your* life. Now, do you want to try to fix it, or do you want to continue to berate me somewhat?

McKay: I'm perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.

Duet

[LtColCarter]

McKay: How ironic, then, to have been shot down by the cast of Braveheart.

[Gate Ranger]

McKay: How ironic, then, to have been shot down by the cast of Braveheart.

That one was funny.

[fumblesmcstupid]

Low tech works the best at killing high tech

[dolfyn]

Now, do you want to try to fix it, or do you want to continue to berate me somewhat?

*whispers* It's "berate me some more".
I'm a pedant!

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[dolfyn]

All from The Eye.


Beckett: We still have to fly straight through the storm, Lieutenant, it's insanity!
Ford: It's not insanity, this is a spaceship! We can fly up & over.
Beckett: [sarcastically] Oh, straight up & down?
Ford: Straight up & down.
Beckett: [yells exasperatedly] I'm a bloody medical doctor, not a magician!
Ford: You can do it.
Beckett: [turns to Teyla, desperately seeking support] Teyla!
Teyla: If we can help, we must.
Beckett: [turns to control panel with frustrated loud sigh, then looks fearful] Oh, crap!


Ford: [hands Beckett a device] Life-signs detector.
Beckett: These wee dots don't tell us much about who's who. How do we know which one's the Major?
Ford: He'll be the dot getting rid of the other dots.


[Ford is stocking Beckett, Teyla & himself up with weapons. He picks up a large Wraith stunner.]
Ford: [turning to head out] Alright.
Beckett: What d'ya need that for?
Ford: Anything I see moving's gonna get shot.
Beckett: So, what if it's the Major?
Ford: Then he'll get hit with a Wraith stunner instead of a P-90.
Beckett: What if he sees us first?
Ford: He'll probably hear you first.
Beckett: [with attitude] You telling me to shut up again?
Ford: [pointedly] Again.
[Beckett turns to Teyla, looking for support, sees none, & turns back to Ford who gives him a challenging look.]
Beckett: [resignedly] Right.


Ford: Right, I'll take point, Teyla, you're on our six. [to Beckett] You, don't open your mouth until I say so. Only shoot at what I tell you to shoot at.
Beckett: D'ya have to be so bloody pushy?
Ford: [raising his hand in a silencing gesture in front of Beckett's face] That's an order!


[Ford, Teyla & Beckett enter a generator room, expecting enemy resistance. Ford quickly checks around the room, Beckett & Teyla step in after him, Beckett looking nervous. After finding nobody there, Ford turns & looks pointedly at Beckett with an annoyed expression.]
Beckett: [looking puzzled] Is it the wrong one? [checks the life-signs detector]
Ford: [accusingly] Yeah, I'd say so.
Beckett: [defensively] Oh, don't you blame me for this. I'm not a engineer. I really only have a basic understanding of how Rodney & his team configure the power, so don't expect me to...
Ford: [interrupts, annoyed] You just can't stop talking, can you? You just can't help yourself. No matter what I say...
Beckett: [interrupts, getting angry] Aye, & you're such a nice young lad; until you're put in charge, YA CHEEKY LITTLE BUGGER!



[Sheppard is filling in Beckett, Ford & Teyla on the plan.]
Sheppard: McKay figures he can harness the storm's lightning to fire up the sheild.
Beckett: [incredulously] This lightning?
Ford: SG teams have done it before to power a Stargate.
Beckett: There's a big difference between a Stargate & s...
Ford: [pointedly] I didn't say you could talk.
Beckett: *sigh*


Kolya: [accusingly] You said this would work.
McKay: [yells angrily] I don't know if you noticed or not, but I'm an extremely arrogant man, who tends to think all of his plans will work!
[Kolya punches McKay in the face.]



[As a tsunami is heading towards Atlantis, everyone is nervously waiting for the sheild to activate. McKay turns his head & notices Beckett is sitting next to him, bleeding from the nose.]
McKay: [nods once] Carson.
Beckett: [nods once] Rodney.
McKay: Just in time to see how this ends, huh?


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[LtColCarter]

McKay: In case you hadn't noticed, I'm an extremely arrogant man. I think all my plans will work.