Favorite Qoutes of Fictional Characters

[Ancient 1]

From one of our favorite baddies: "Your words mean nothing. Take action if you dare!

Lots of times, like O'neill, I wish Daniel would just shut up too.

[CeeKay Sheppard]

I found a new one on Star Trek this afternoon. Admiral Mark Jameson's last words to his wife, Anne:

Mark: "Annie, with the golden hair."
Anne: "It's gray now."
Mark: "I see only the gold."
Star Trek: The Next Generation: "Too Short A Season"

[Sela]

"You broke my heart!"
"It's ok, I'm a surgeon. I can fix it."

-- Glenda Jackson & Walter Matthau in "House Calls"

[kharn the betrayer]

Doyle: Come on over to our offices and you'll see that there's still heroes in this world. Is that it? Am I done?

Cordy: Maybe if we get him a costume?
Doyle: A costume?
Cordy: Well, the guy's a bonafide hero. Would it kill him to put on some tights and a cape and garner us a little free publicity?
Doyle: I don't see Angel pulling on tights and... Oh, now I do and it's really disturbing.

Doyle: You got a real addiction to the brooding part of life.

[BruTak]

Col. Tigh: (to Boxey) "Where's your mommy?"
Boxey: "Dead. Where's yours?

Battlestar Galactica.

[MarshAngel]

I heard and loved on Star Trek: TNG yesteday (Despite the fact that it was spoken by dull Riker):

Riker: "A blind man teaching an android to paint; that's got to be worth a couple pages."

And from Buffy TVS

Vampire Willow: "bored now."

StarGate SG1

Tealc: "I've heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jello."

[CeeKay Sheppard]

There's one quote from "Thirty Eight Minutes" (Atlantis S1) that's kind of been stuck in my head since it fiirst aired, and I don't know why:

"Don't talk to me about screwed!"

–John Sheppard

[ShadowMaat]

Time for some Cupid-isms!

Trevor: I need a cardiologist.
Claire: Cardiologist. Why?
Trevor: Because that last remark broke my heart.

Claire: A number of people have benefited from my advice, you know.
Trevor: A number of people EAT other people. Doesn't mean it's right for everyone.

Trevor: ...Where were we?
Claire: At wit's end.

Trevor: Wow. All those words and you did not take a breath. Is it true what you can tell about a woman by the length of her sentences?

Trevor: Coffee without caffeine. Could someone explain this to me? That's like sex without the spanking.

Trevor: I'm sorry did I just hear you advocate passion overriding analytical resolve? Scully are you suddenly believing in aliens?

Claire: Ah, Reality just saw its shadow: six more weeks of dementia.

Don't remember if I shared this one from Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett-

Death: RIGHT IS ON OUR SIDE.
War: Speaking as War, I'd hate to tell you what happens to very small armies with Right on their side.

And since I'm wearing a perfume called Yog Sothoth, I have to share some Lovecraft quotes...

If we knew what we are, we should do as Sir Arthur Jermyn did; and Arthur Jermyn soaked himself in oil and set fire to his clothing one night.
Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family

The penguins alone could not have saved us, but in conjunction with the mist they seem to have done so.
At the Moutains of Madness

(damn penguins are EVERYWHERE!)

I have harnessed the shadows that stride from world to world to sow death and madness...
From Beyond

(no one's harnessed ME, I'll tell ya that much!)

[Anubis345]

Nox "the very young do not always do what they are told " (stargate sg-1)

Vader "Now i am the master "

[CeeKay Sheppard]

Yeah, Star Wars has a lot of good ones.

For example,
"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause"

–Padmé Amidala, Revenge of the Sith

[Sela]

In keeping with the Star Wars theme:

Luke Skywalker:
"If you rescue her, the reward will be..."

Han Solo:
"Will be what?"

Luke Skywalker:
"Well, more wealth than you can imagine!"

Han Solo:
"I don't know, I can imagine quite a bit."

[Brad84cnc]

Homer Simpson

"Marge, I'm not going to lie to you." Then goes back to reading the paper

[CeeKay Sheppard]

And of course there's:

"Who's the more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

–Obi-wan Kenobi, A New Hope

[L-JADE]

Princess Dairy :
Joe : the dance is a mix between Waltz and Tango..
Mia : Wango ?

It's Good To Be King :
Harry : It's taste like Guava and Mango
Daniel : Guango ?

Please tell me that's not coincidence !

[SimilarCadence]

"Embrace your destiny!" --the Tick

"No matter where you go, there you are..." --Buckaroo Banzai (quoted by Mary Engelbreit, too)


Lots of Princess Bride favorites:

Westley: "We are men of action---lies do not become us."

Buttercup: "You mock my pain!"
Westley: "Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

Inigo: "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father---prepare to die." (has to be said with the same single-minded intensity)

Inigo: "Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?"
Fezzik: "If there are, we all be dead."
Vezzini: "No more rhymes now---I mean it!"
Fezzik: "Anybody want a peanut?"