Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[epg20]

The bacon got lost somehow here - so, let's have some bacon!
By the way - my sausages wrapped in bacon were very yummy!

well then you have the spam,sausage,steak, spam, along with eggs benedict, makes an excellent breakfast, lunch or dinner... yummyyyyy.

[jelgate]

I'll have the sausage and steak

[squirrely1]

You lock her outside

no of course not! I just take her out frequently so she can run around and do her business!

[epg20]

no of course not! I just take her out frequently so she can run around and do her business!

I bet she is the husky version of this. puppy monkey baby

[Anja]

Hope it's not too hot where you live - Huskies get thick fur!
Blue eyes?

[Annoyed]

I'll have the sausage and steak

You are not worthy of steak. Because you are deceitful and dishonorable, you must settle for bacon.

[jelgate]

You're statement is wrong on so many points

[epg20]

You are not worthy of steak. Because you are deceitful and dishonorable, you must settle for bacon.

only the honorable deserve the true bacon, just one step below the GREAT AND POWERFUL SPAM, he deserves the TRULY evil tofu bacon, the only bacon that is endorsed by the pootin, both kinds...confused0007.gif, in other words, because it is made from beans, it gives you the FARTS...happy0007.gif, then again, maybe he doesn't deserve that much fun.

[jelgate]

I would never eat tofu. It's worse than spam

[epg20]

I would never eat tofu. It's worse than spam

this is a difficult call, I mean tofu is TRULY GOD AWFUL, and there is no way to hide that horrible taste, BUT, you need to weigh the taste against the farting fun you can have eating such a food, so .. it is a BIT of a tough call , which do you like more, or hate least, , for me , despite the the fun with farts you will have eating the tofu bacon, the taste I just couldn't get past.

[jelgate]

So you finally admit spam is awful. Good to know

[squirrely1]

tofu is vegan equivalent of spam

[jelgate]

Tofu is spam

[epg20]

So you finally admit spam is awful. Good to know

tofu is vegan equivalent of spam

ok, yeah, ok, here, try this new kind of bacon.

*hands out bacon*

what do you think.innocent0009.gif

[jelgate]

I know it's tofu