Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

I betrayed PH because it was the honorable thing to do

[squirrely1]

How is there honor in that? *rips the barb out of PH and stabs jel with it*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

*gets up*

PH just wanted to hunt wild Foleys

[squirrely1]

why? They are pretty much extinct now and probably need protection....*adds them to the endangered species list*

[jelgate]

How is there honor in that? *rips the barb out of PH and stabs jel with it*

She is British but doesn't drink tea. Something doesn't make sense

[squirrely1]

She is British but doesn't drink tea. Something doesn't make sense

What does she drink?

[jelgate]

I don't know. My current hypothesis the milk of cowpants

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

[jelgate]

I think I'm right

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

Lies!

I haven't milked Cowpants in years..

[squirrely1]

so no wonder your body is falling apart....you know what they say...."Milk....It Does A Body Good!"

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But we lost Cow

[jelgate]

*puts steroids in SQ's milk*

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

But that will turn her into HulkSQ!

[jelgate]

I'm Iron Jel