Confessions of a Bacon Freak

[jelgate]

Its Bacon Lover's day and no one loves bacon more than me

[squirrely1]

It is? I've been living under a rock.....nah....actually I just got a new puppy Yeah what was I thinking. Actually my son bought her....She's adorable....a Siberian Husky 9 weeks old. Our life will never be the same.

[jelgate]

*pees on the carpet and blames the puppy*

It's one of those made up holidays. I only know about it because Meijer was using it on their intercom as an ad

[squirrely1]

believe me the puppy is already convicted It's been pooping outside...but peeing has been a problem, but we've only had her one day. Fun times!

[jelgate]

*continues blaming the puppy*

[squirrely1]

*puts the puppy food all over jelgate*

Now hold still!

[jelgate]

*throws it back at SQ*

[squirrely1]

*begins to juggle the pieces*

[jelgate]

Bite her ankle Mr. SQ. That's right, I named the dog Me. SQ

[Annoyed]

*puts the puppy food all over jelgate*

Now hold still!

Ya know, for an art squirrel, you are surprisingly unimaginative.
Wouldn't it been better to collect a little of the puppy's pee and spray it on jelgate so the puppy knows where to go in the future?

This was definitely an advantage to adopting 3 adult cats from a shelter. All I had to do is show them where the litter boxes are.

[jelgate]

And I clipped the cat's claws to aggravate Annoyed

[epg20]

*pees on the carpet and blames the puppy*

It's one of those made up holidays. I only know about it because Meijer was using it on their intercom as an ad

yeah, right I am sure you did it on purpose, and that dark spot is just part of the design on your pants, I warned you about those treatments, I guess that goes along with them.

[Anja]

It is? I've been living under a rock.....nah....actually I just got a new puppy Yeah what was I thinking. Actually my son bought her....She's adorable....a Siberian Husky 9 weeks old. Our life will never be the same.

Congrats - have fun!

[jelgate]

We can give the birds to the dog as a snack

[squirrely1]

she wouldn't dare eat them....she's a good puppy!