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Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
"We're not going to Guam are we?"
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Originally posted by GATEGODThis apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness.
This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.
"Mouse Balls"
Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).
Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse can be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
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Originally posted by HatusuSorry. I claim zero so I can get one. It's a weird year though, so I don't know what it will be.
Argh! And I haven't done the state yet. Turbo Tax doesn't have the state program ready until 1/30...
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Originally posted by DroopsI recommend full frontal nudity and a roomfull of chickens, but that's just me."You cannot reason with your own heart;
it has it's own laws and beats about things
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Originally posted by DroopsYou might consider it, but I should demonstrate first, right?
.....but first send me over whatever it is that you're drinking because for a man to even consider being nekked in a room full of chickens he's got to be drinking something."You cannot reason with your own heart;
it has it's own laws and beats about things
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Originally posted by SelaSure. Right. Go ahead....
.....but first send me over whatever it is that you're drinking because for a man to even consider being nekked in a room full of chickens he's got to be drinking something.
In the meantime, how about dancing the watusi in stilettos?
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