Rep Points, the Universe and Everything, Now with MAGNETS

[Gregorius]

Meimei and Mathilda teaming up? Sounds like fun.

*grabs a chair and watches the spectacle from afar*

[scifithinker]

Those pesky co-workers should know better than mess with a menopausal woman who has run out of hormones...

Oh, I'd guess you were a spitfire when you were peri-menopausal.

Because you're just that .

[Guest]

Oh, I'd guess you were a spitfire when you were peri-menopausal.

Because you're just that .

*cackle* Went to the doctor Thursday. He said "in the interest of public safety" it would be a good idea to put me back on hormones and he upped the dosage. Unfortunately for the co-workers, these things take time to kick in...

Here, Matty, Matty, Matty... We need to go over the list now!

[Gregorius]

*hires a video crew to tape this event*

[Guest]

I'm afraid even Matty has standards. She didn't like the idea of chewing on the CFO. Besides being too tough, she was sure he wouldn't taste any good.

[Gregorius]

Mathilda is also trained in various torture methods and you could also get her demon-offspring, you know the one she got when we placed her in a darkroom with GL, to do it since it has no standards.

[gatelover12]

Mathilda is also trained in various torture methods and you could also get her demon-offspring, you know the one she got when we placed her in a darkroom with GL, to do it since it has no standards.

...


Hey!

[Gregorius]

Speaking of Mathilda's demon-offspring and seeing that GL just jumped into the thread: The law firm Nutty & Greg has just filed an alimony suit against GL on behalf of Mathilda and her demon-offspring. We will be assisted during this case by our trusted friends from Wolf, Ram and Hart.

*whistles innocently*

[gatelover12]

Speaking of Mathilda's demon-offspring and seeing that GL just jumped into the thread: The law firm Nutty & Greg has just filed an alimony suit against GL on behalf of Mathilda and her demon-offspring. We will be assisted during this case by our trusted friends from Wolf, Ram and Hart.

*whistles innocently*

After consulting the lawyers at Crane, Poole & Schmidt, I have decided to sue Nutty and Greg for inflicting Human suffering upon myself.

[alaskannut]

After consulting the lawyers at Crane, Poole & Schmidt, I have decided to sue Nutty and Greg for inflicting Human suffering upon myself.

Suffering?!
SUFFERING!!??

Son, you have not begun to experience the level of suffering that I can inflict when I so desire!

*zats GL, ties him to a chair and superglues his eyelids open...then puts a DVD of Hillary Clinton campaign ads and speeches into the thread DVD player*

*pushes play*

Enjoy!

Mwahahahaha!!

[Gregorius]

After consulting the lawyers at Crane, Poole & Schmidt, I have decided to sue Nutty and Greg for inflicting Human suffering upon myself.

Our partners at Wolf, Ram and Hart have already filed a motion to dismiss this case based upon you having produced demon-offspring and therefore not fitting the "Human" part. The judge, after reading the convincing arguments, ruled in our favour and encouraged us to continue to inflict suffering upon you.

[uknesvuinng]

Our partners at Wolf, Ram and Heart have already filed a motion to dismiss this case based upon you having produced demon-offspring and therefore not fitting the "Human" part. The judge, after reading the convincing arguments, ruled in our favour and encouraged us to continue to inflict suffering upon you.

Since when has crossbreeding changed the genetic structure of a parent, much less significantly changed the genetic structure enough to place one as a new species?

[Gregorius]

Since when has crossbreeding changed the genetic structure of a parent, much less significantly changed the genetic structure enough to place one as a new species?

Beats me, ask the lawyers...But it might have something to do with a certain virus which Mathilda releases and magically alters her partners to become more compatible.

[Kliggins]

Those pesky co-workers should know better than mess with a menopausal woman who has run out of hormones...

You ran out???? Are you nuts?

[Gregorius]

I see bunnies! White bunnies! Run!