Favorite/Not So Favorite Stargate Quotes !

[Crazedwraith]

Isn't it he'd want me to shoot you?

Actually just look at my sig.

Coombs: You want me to shoot you?

[Crazedwraith]

Yeah, that's my favourite! Hahaha, I knew it was something like that!

And a newly added favourite after rewatching 1.04 - The Broca Divide:

Teal'c: *opens the window on O'Neill's cell* Col. O'Neill?
O'Neill: Lucy, I'm home!
Teal'c: *does eyebrow thing* ... I am not "Lucy"...

no-body ever quotes the next bit though and i like that bit better.

Jack: It's me Teal'c. I'm all right.
Teal'c: I can not be sure. You refered to me a lucy!

[KorbenDirewolf]

They had asses?

[KokiriChild]

no-body ever quotes the next bit though and i like that bit better.

Jack: It's me Teal'c. I'm all right.
Teal'c: I can not be sure. You refered to me a lucy!

I was going to type out the whole thing as I love the entire quote, but felt it would go on too long and people would get the idea.

I think anything Jack or Teal'C say is class anyway!

[ABYDOSCITY2]

Favourite
It is not the policy of theUnited States to interfere in other cutures-Gen. HAmmond
Since when, Sir? Jack
It's my sidearm, I swear. Jack
Hellow Lucy-JAck
I am not Lucy-Teal'c
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She is a lot smater than you, especally im matter relating to the gate- Gen. HAmmond.
Have you ever considered writing a book about your expolits in the line of duty, Colornel-- General HAmmond

[Omak]

Hammond - Have you ever considered writing a book about your expolits in the line of duty, Colonel.

O'Neill - I would, but then I would have to shoot anyone who actually read it. Just a joke general, most of my career was spent in black ops.

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O'neill - That's what you get for d*#&$^% around.

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Carter - 19 Down.
O'neill - What?
Carter - The atomic weight of Boron. You wrote fat.

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Jonas - Must you always antagonize them? (to Jack in Full circle)

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O'neill - (to senator in 2001) Don't ask Carter "how" unless you relly want to know.

[daisyduke]

Best of Stargate is being shown on Sky 1 at the moment and this quote popped out at me rewatching the early ep where Hathor comes to the base and seduces all the men.

Hammond and Jack are about to leave the room. Hathor says:
"You, with the crown of marble"
Both Jack and Hammond turn to look at her...Hammond looks at Jack...Jack looks at Hammond (great comic timing as usual )...Jack shrugs and says:
"It's possible she could mean you sir" - or something similiar.

I don't know why but it makes me laugh.

[Urgo]

Jack "Mayday mayday we are SO going in"

Later that episode "This is SO the last time i help someone move"

[Teal'c17]

"You stole this from the Tollan?"-Hammond
"I would say more borrowed without asking"-Jack
"And Captain Carter and Dr. Jackson didnt try to stop you?"-Hammond
"Well sir Carter and Daniel both protested and while Teal'c
didnt say anything you could tell he didnt approve by the way he
tilted his head and cocked his eyebrow"-Jack
*Camera focuses on Teal'c who does the trademark tilt and eyebrow cock*

I just love that whole scene!

[shelsfc]

Slight spoiler for Fallen -













Jonas- Can't you do some kind of keyword search?
Daniel- For what Achilles?
Jonas- Well I'm glad to see your memory is coming back, not to mention your razor sharp wit...

[Urgo]

From the "lowdown"

"You Jaffa?"

RDA says "No but he plays 1 on tv"

[Crazedwraith]

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Carter - 19 Down.
O'neill - What?
Carter - The atomic weight of Boron. You wrote fat.
.

Why the hell does everyone misquote that?
It's:
Carter: 19 down. Thatomic wait of bron. The answer is ten.
O'Neill: So?
Carter: you wrote the word "FAT"
O'Neill: Your point?

[Sir Ruff]

Why the hell does everyone misquote that?
Thatomic wait of bron.

Could you explain that to a simple non english speaking tauri? I mean, I know what it means but teal'c over here....

[taupecat]

One of my faves comes from "Beneath the Surface"

Jack: There was a man. He’s bald and wears a short sleeve shirt and somehow he’s very important to me. I think his name is Homer.

[KorbenDirewolf]

Another good one was O'Niell's whole "Parrot Sketch" bit when trying to convince Hathor's forces she was dead in "Into the Fire". Can't remember exactly how it went but I think at the end was: "Let's face it, she's an ex-goddess."