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Airman opens a door which smacks into Teal'c
Airman: "Oh! Sorry sir"
Teal'c: "you have said that many times. Perhaps next time I will not be so forgiving"
Next time:
Airman: "Oh! Sorry sir"
Teal'c throws Airman back into room, closes door and walks off. WOO
O'Neill: "C'mon, get me out of here. Tell ya what, let me put it nicely. Get me the hell out of here!"
Hammond: "If that isn't O'Neill, I want to know who the hell we're looking at."
My favourite quotes are numerous, but here's a couple of all time faves:
"It may come as a shock to you, but against popular belief, Earth is NOT the centre of the universe"
"Remember what happened the last time we trusted this...woman"
"Way to go junior"
"That is such an arrogant...I can't believe you said that"
"It was your stupid idea"
I can't think of anymore at the moment, but...Well there are a lot.
THERE ARE THINGS KNOWN...
AND THINGS UNKNOWN...
AND IN BETWEEN...LIES THE STARGATE
Can't remember the episode name, either in season 1 or 2, where teal'c gets infected with... something and ends up running from the SGC because his body's being turned into a cocoon, and that 12 year old girl with a water pistol finds him... I can't remember the exact quote verbatim, but roughly:
Teal'c: I've brought you a new weapon. I hear this one has increased range and greater firepower
Girl: Ahh, coool! Come play with me!
Daniel: We'd love to but we--- *gets squirted by girl who runs away, he turns to teal'c* You know, maybe we shouldn't have given her the gun...
Teal'c *putting on shades and brandishing a SuperSoka 4000* How else would she defend herself Daniel Jackson?
Oh, and the one from "Rite of Passage" (s5pt1)
Hammond: So how can she doe that [make chess pieces levitate]?
O'Neill: Magnets!!!
*all look at O'Neill in amazement*
O'Neill: Each one of those pieces has a little magnet in the bottom of it to hold them on the board when you're driving so they don't rattle off, anyway, everyone one of them magnets has an electircal field round it... and that's how she was able to manipulate it... magnets...
*general look of disbeliefe/shock from hammond and the rest*
O'Neill: They do look like horses!
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Allie: Don't Sweat it.
Teal'c: I cannot stop it.
***
Teal'c: I have brought you a new weapon one with increased range and firepower.
Allie:Kewl! *squirts teal'c and runs off*
Daniel: Maybe we shouldn't have loaded it for her.
Teal'c: but how else would she defend herself. *puts on sunglasses, squirt daniel and runs after Allie!*
***
Allie: Don't Sweat it.
Teal'c: I cannot stop it.
***
Teal'c: I have brought you a new weapon one with increased range and firepower.
Allie:Kewl! *squirts teal'c and runs off*
Daniel: Maybe we shouldn't have loaded it for her.
Teal'c: but how else would she defend herself. *puts on sunglasses, squirt daniel and runs after Allie!*
***
Yeah, that's my favourite! Hahaha, I knew it was something like that!
And a newly added favourite after rewatching 1.04 - The Broca Divide:
Teal'c: *opens the window on O'Neill's cell* Col. O'Neill?
O'Neill: Lucy, I'm home!
Teal'c: *does eyebrow thing* ... I am not "Lucy"...
Maybourne: The quickest way to a court martial is by striking an officer.
Jack: Oh, I'm not going to strike you, I'm gonna shoot you.
Felger: Think. What would Col. O'neill do if he was here
Other guy: Do you want me to shoot you?
In the middle of my back swing!
Not a quote but...
In Window of Orportunity, Jack has just finished his time loop.
During it he kissed Sam.
Daniel: During the loop did you ever think about doing something crazy... like there would be no consequences
Jack smiles and looks down at his oatmeal.
Daniel: well?
Jack looks up and stares at Sam with a glissful glint in his eyes and a slight smile on his face.
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