Favorite/Not So Favorite Stargate Quotes !

[Crazedwraith]

Anise/Freya: I'm called Anise (it might have been freya) it means noble strength.
Daniel: I'm Dnaield it means um God is my witness.
Jack I'm Jack. It means.....whats in the box?

The good thing in this quote is Jack could either simply asking Anise what was in the box or he could be making a reference to Jack-in-the-boxes.

Daniel: I've crossed references the symbols on the armbands with a dozen languages in the past half-hour!
Anise: What did you find out?
Daniel: Nothing but the point is..........I can read......really fast!

Daniel: I can read this know it says with great power comes great responsibility! (Lol, thanx Spidey)
Anise: and the abillity to effect great consqences.

Jack: I retired, you wanted me Back!!!

the above are from Upgrades.

Svetlana Markov: That's Impossible! Tha gauge must be malfunction.
Daniel: but...it's Swizz!
-Watergate.

[michelleb]

"yes, you go down the dark hallway alone, and i'll stay in the dark room alone'..love snarky daniel, and that one's even funnier for being an adlib.

umm..

MiniJack 'daniel, tell them you i am!'
Daniel. 'sure. love to. who are you?'

the whole thing with daniel pretending to be a gou'ald in tangent is hysterical, but when jacob comes in....

Jacob "Who'd you tell them you were?'
Daniel "The great and powerful oz"
Jacob <huge sigh> Sam!!!!! <glares at his daughter's wierd friend>

[michelleb]

how about when supposedly dead daniel turns up in the lift, and jack says 'i could have sworn that was an aspirin i took this morning'. in fact, that whole scene is hysterical, jack/daniel banter at it's best

[Liv]

"yes, you go down the dark hallway alone, and i'll stay in the dark room alone'..love snarky daniel, and that one's even funnier for being an adlib.

Heh, I didn't know that was an adlib. Somehow, I only picture RDA doing the adlib and not MS, AT and CJ. You wouldn't happen to know of any more ad-libbing by the rest of them, by any chanse?

how about when supposedly dead daniel turns up in the lift, and jack says 'i could have sworn that was an aspirin i took this morning'. in fact, that whole scene is hysterical, jack/daniel banter at it's best

That whole scene is one of my absolute favorites, too. I can just watch it over and over again. Love that Daniel explains the whole concept of the Eye of Ra, while Jack just stands there and listens, and then he has to start all over with small talk. "Right, right... so, what's new?"

[michelleb]

Heh, I didn't know that was an adlib. Somehow, I only picture RDA doing the adlib and not MS, AT and CJ. You wouldn't happen to know of any more ad-libbing by the rest of them, by any chanse?

not off hand, no. i can't even remember where i heard that was an adlib, i just know it is. oh..no wait..there's an early season two or three episode where daniel and jack are explaining why they should go back to a planet, jack did something and daniel did something and sam said 'and i..was there'..(was funnier on screen). that was an AT ad-lib

That whole scene is one of my absolute favorites, too. I can just watch it over and over again. Love that Daniel explains the whole concept of the Eye of Ra, while Jack just stands there and listens, and then he has to start all over with small talk. "Right, right... so, what's new?"

see, you can't just dive straight in with jack, you gotta build up to the big stuff. i love jack/daniel banter, cracks me up everytime, especially the 'yes', 'no, 'yes', 'no' or 'did', 'didn't', 'did', 'didn't' type moments. two grown, intelligent men, fate of the universe in their hands, arguing like six year olds. priceless

[Crazedwraith]

not off hand, no. i can't even remember where i heard that was an adlib, i just know it is. oh..no wait..there's an early season two or three episode where daniel and jack are explaining why they should go back to a planet, jack did something and daniel did something and sam said 'and i..was there'..(was funnier on screen). that was an AT ad-lib

Season 3: Thor's Chariot.

Teal'c: I was the one who need the Hammer to be destroyed.
Daniel: and I fired the staff weapon
Jack: and I gave the order sir.
Sam and ...I was there.

[michelleb]

Season 3: Thor's Chariot.

Teal'c: I was the one who need the Hammer to be destroyed.
Daniel: and I fired the staff weapon
Jack: and I gave the order sir.
Sam and ...I was there.

that's the one, thank you

[LMichelle]

Window of Opportunity:

"In the middle of my backswing." and "I'm taking this loop off." Classic Jack.

Beneath the Surface:

Daniel: "Jonah."
Jack: "Jack."
Daniel: "Right."

I can't remember which one this is from, but I love it:

Daniel: "She's a temple priestess."
Jack: "So?"
Daniel: "So, they don't date."

Last Stand:

Osiris: "What are you doing here?"
Daniel: "Me? Right now? Nothing. Why? Did you have something in mind?"
Osiris: "Insolence!"

Lisa Michelle

[jacobboom]

Hi
My 17 year old son loves Stargate and I would like to include a Stargate Quote in his highschool yearbook ad--I'm not familiar with the show, any ideas? Thanks CB

[DownFallAngel]

Take action if you dare- Anubis
You bring destruction upon yourselves- Anubis
I think you will find many things have changed since my return.- Anubis

Also, just look around in all the various threads, and check people's signatures. Alot of good quotes in there.

If that fails, click here, find your favorite SG1 episode, and look at the transcripts.

[jacobboom]

Thanks so much.

[DownFallAngel]

Also, what his\her favorite character? That would help others who want to help you out, search for quotes more easily.

[jacobboom]

I don't know, but I did find another favorite quote/episode thread and searched through that,with some other good suggestions.
Thanks again. He has wanted me to watch it with him and now looking at all the positive email, I might!

[DownFallAngel]

Well some season 3 and 4 episodes are on right now. On SciFi Channel.

[DownFallAngel]

And you might wanna check out the this post by ShadowMaat.

The links she listed are very helpful.

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