whats your favorite Jack one liner?

[wurlitzer153]

I think the best way to do this is to go through a transcript and copy out all of Jack's lines. Here is some lines from Exodus:

Hey kids! We're not parked in a red zone are we?

Yeah, it's a sweet ride. A little rusty but it's still got zip.

That guy is a living cliché.

Hey! Don't scuff the walls. I want this ship back the way we found it.

(In regards to the rings) So how do you guys know where to stand anyway?

CARTER: Well…err…this is going to sound a little crazy but we dial P3W 451, it's the planet where we encountered the black hole.
O'NEILL: Wow. That sounds a little crazy.

Well, let me think about this a moment...Still thinking...Okay.

O'NEILL: Something wrong?
CARTER: No. I've just never blown up a star before.
O'NEILL: Well they say the first one's always the hardest. They say that.

Ahh Carter relax. We'll be back in plenty of time. Right Teal'c, we'll be back in plenty of time? Buddy? Pal? Oh God…

Ah that's good because according to my calculations we are roughly in the middle of…nowhere. Give or take.

You're assuming they're assuming we're alive and they're coming back for us of course.

This is so the last time I help someone move.

O'NEILL: Ah this is a bad idea. I said that remember. Remember I said, General this is a bad idea.
TEAL'C: I remember O'Neill.
O'NEILL: Let the Tok'ra get their own ship I said. They don't share with us, why should we share with them?
TEAL'C: I remember.
O'NEILL: Yep, that's what I said.

That's it for Exodus.

[KnightCrusader]

"Me.. Understand.. You.. Not!" To Daniel. (From Lost City, I am pretty sure.)

[Ksenia]

Agreed KnightCrusader, but it's "Following - still - you - not!"

Also love the way he says this line in Avatar: "I don't want to see that again!"

[SqueeG-1]

Agreed KnightCrusader, but it's "Following - still - you - not!"

Y'all beat me to the punch. I was just about to add that one.

And I have to agree with Wurlitzer!

[ForeverSg1]

Not sure if someone has already posted any of these, but these are some of my favorite Jack lines.

Jackson: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
O'Neill: Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?

Carter: You didn't think the Colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the neighbors, did you?
O'Neill: Not initially.

Maybourne: Striking an officer is a quick way to a court martial.
O'Neill: I'm not gonna hit you, Maybourne. I'm gonna shoot you.

O'Neill: We came here in peace, and we expect to go in one... piece.

O'Neill: You know that "we come in peace" business? Bite me.

O'Neill: Well, it's hard to say.
Thornbird: Some sort of state secret?
O'Neill: No, just difficult to pronounce.

O'Neill: We didn't spring a leak. Although I may have just... taken one.

Her'ak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. B*st*rd.

O'Neill: That is just wrong on so many levels.

[LORD MONK]

Actually, I think that's from

Spoiler:

Zero Hour in season 8, isn't it?

Ya, that is the ep. But not what I am talking about. The guy tells the noob that is supposed to be watching jack, the line I am refering to. On why he won't give up on SG-1 because of how ad he was tourtured.

And ForeverSG1 it doesn't matter if someone posted it already for it is your FAVORITE.

[Insipid]

"And? So? But? Therefore?"

I use that one quite often.

[KnightCrusader]

Agreed KnightCrusader, but it's "Following - still - you - not!"

Also love the way he says this line in Avatar: "I don't want to see that again!"

Thanks Ksenia, haven't seen the ep in a while!

[Commander Ivanova]

Her'ak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. B*st*rd.

It's been said before, but I like this one. Or "Ya think?", too many instances to mention.

[NotANumber]

"Just when you think you're not in Kansas anymore, it turns out you are."
Jack, 2001

[Pharaoh Atem]

Carter!!!!!!!

[Scrump]

"Well... I was thinking about shooting you" - to Kinsey.

[ForeverSg1]

Ya, that is the ep. But not what I am talking about. The guy tells the noob that is supposed to be watching jack, the line I am refering to. On why he won't give up on SG-1 because of how ad he was tourtured.

And ForeverSG1 it doesn't matter if someone posted it already for it is your FAVORITE.

I think this is what you were talking about...

REYNOLDS: General O’Neill was once captured by Ba’al. He was tortured, killed, and brought back to life using a sarcophagus more times than you would care to imagine. SG-1 never gave up then, and General O’Neill won’t now. There isn’t a man or woman on this base that would.

[Apophis87]

"I see you're on that famous beer and mustard diet. How's that going for you?" (To Maybourne)

"Does this look like the face of a crazy man?! (points at Teal'c) Ok, bad example."

O'Neill: How's the wound?
Carter: Fine, there shouldn't even be a scar.
O'Neill: Good, because if there was, you'd never wear that sweet little tank top again.
(Carter just stops, speachless.)

[-Major Woody]

Jack: "What'cha readin' there fella?"
Teal'c: "Tollan Curia records."
Jack: "Don't wreck it for me."
-Between Two Fires

Mollem: "Colonel, you seem pensive."
Jack: "No, I was just thinking."
-2001

"Carter, break out the C4." -The Tomb