whats your favorite Jack one liner?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

4:15 Chain Reaction

O'Neill: Charles Bliss?

Maybourne: Now you know one of a hundred names I go by. (He goes to the fridge and pulls out a disk)

O'Neill: I see you're on that famous beer and mustard diet. How's that working out for you?

Mybourne offers him a beer.

No thanks.

[ladyjanus]

"Have you heard if Ikea?"

I can't believe no one's mentioned that one yet...

ladyjanus

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

6:13 Sight Unseen

The iris opens and the MALP comes through followed by SG1.

HAMMOND: Welcome home, SG1. How did it go?

O’NEILL: Ah, General, you know how I love those sandy planets.

TEAL’C: The wind was most pleasant.

O’NEILL: Jaffa sarcasm at it’s finest, General.

[Rivalen]

Is that snippiness?
Daniel! Squirrelly.

Hehe, love Jack.

[VSS]

Is that snippiness?
Daniel! Squirrelly.

Hehe, love Jack.

Is that a word?

My favorite one-liner should be pretty obvious from my nic!

[Sam_Carter]

'200'

Sam: "Sir, are you there?"

(pause)

Jack: "Nope"

or

'Divide & Conquer'

Jack: "Because i care about her... a lot more than i'm supposed to."

[Archaeis]

K'tano: I see you are one who speaks your mind, O'Neill.
Col. O'Neill: Yes, which is why I don't say much.

[Krisz]

"It's my side arm, I swear"

[Lord batchi ball]

"You ended that sentence with and prepresition...........bast***."

[sg-1fanintn]

From Emancipation:

(Upon being told that the chieftain who had Carter would "make her his.")

JACK: (chuckles) Oh....that is SO NOT going to happen!"

He knew his team member well enough to know she'd kill the guy first.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

6:20 Memento

Ronson: Weapons Officer, prepare to fire on my command!

O'Neill (low, to Teal'c): He's the weapons officer, you'd think he'd already be prepared.

Teal'c: Indeed.

............

Ronson looks at Sam, his face tense, considering. He pauses a little in his speech as he replies...

Ronson: We'll do this little Barbecue of yours, but that's as far as I go.

He steps around Jack, who turns and looks after him. Sam does likewise, not sure whether to shake her head or be relieved that they got Ronson this far. Jack looks after him, turns to Sam, looks after Ronson again...

O'Neill: Do we have a Barbecue???

Sam's head snaps to O'Neill, she shakes her head, smirks, turns and leaves him behind without a word.

............

Ashwan (holding up a fork with peas stuck to the top): It's fascinating! To realize we are eating food, grown and prepared on a world, millions of lightyears away!

O'Neill (lifting his glass of water): And frozen, millions ... of ...years ... ago ... ?!

Sam has started eating as well, and Ashwan nods in recognition of O'Neill's words.