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All I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned from Stargate...
- When testing new technology, the first thing you do is shoot someone in the leg.
- It is possible for Canadian children to build nuclear bombs.
- Spaceships are like cars...the moment you lend it to somebody it gets totalled.
- It is seemingly impossible to deascend with clothes.
- In the future, all ball-sports will be played through wormholes.
- Anyone with a long-range communicator is a traitor. (even if all they might be using it for is a baby monitor )
- When Rodney says a "few dozen" of anything is left, he means about four. ;P
- "Blast doors" get their name for a reason.
- Siler should solve every problem with a flamethrower.
- Even though Microsoft Windows has problems networking two identical-make PC's together, there's no problem interfacing with thousands of years old alien technology.
- Despite being a dead language that only Dr. Jackson is supposed to be able to know, anyone with a laptop or notebook can translate ancient.
when waiting for the gate to dial up wait till the last minute to run through and get shot in the back.
or if you do wanna run through with the enmy or the aschen defense drones shooting at you always have a grapaling gun at the ready just in case in need to fall off and then fail to make it to the gate.
For all the pollution woes on Earth, will the Human race end up taking those problems into space in the future?
We can all call our ships Sports Utility Ships to curtail the carbon emissions and hypersleep at night
Never, EVER, dial up a planet to which the event horizon of a black hole is closer than specified saftey regulations. But if, by accident, you do this have small nuclear warhead at ready.
If, however you decide to use said black hole to blow up a star, please have your hyperdrive enhanced by a Zero Point Module, or power source of equal, or greater strength.
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