The Taking over the Universe plott

[Bray]

*Breaks out the golden Dessy*

Oh yeah, I've been waiting to try this out

[SanGate]

Want to come Bray, or are you totally useless now since Carmen is unboard? You can beam her if you want System Lord Remus! She's not really a good addition to the team anyway, except for Bray's needs

I will have to go on this mission tomorrow since dinner is served in RL *gets ripped out of virtual life* Good luck for the ones who do go without me. If you go, bring him back safely!

[Bray]

NOOO Leave Carmen alone...she is mine

I think I can muster enough to go and rescue the one you call Lorne.

[System_Lord_Remus]

It is, Carmen Electra should be the first one, it doesn't matter if Dianna Troi is the second one though. Got to explain that morning glory somehow...and only Carmen is worthy of that

*beams back into thread with out Major lorne and grabs Carmen and beams her out*

Pathetic Tar'ri you'll never find Major Lorne now BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

*Beams out of thread*

meh yeah she is nice very nice i've just got a thing for dark hair ladys and a thing for dumb blonds

[melfan]

Come on Bray, let's take Carmen with us, she can be a distraction, and save Lorne

Edit: damn he took carmen!

[Bray]

Beams to Remus's position and starts threatening him with the golden desert eagle, "Give back Carmen!"

....

"And maybe Lorne too"

[melfan]

Beams to Remus's position and starts threatening him with the golden desert eagle, "Give back Carmen!"

....

"And maybe Lorne too"

*Beams in*

*Holds a P90 at Remus*

And Lorne too!

[System_Lord_Remus]

Come on Bray, let's take Carmen with us, she can be a distraction, and save Lorne

Beams to Remus's position and starts threatening him with the golden desert eagle, "Give back Carmen!"

....

"And maybe Lorne too"

*smiles a Arrogant smile*

You'll never get them back there safely hidden away on my space Station BWHAHAHA

*puts up his personal force shield and throws bray and Melfan back with his hand device*

[melfan]

*smiles a Arrogant smile*

You'll never get them back there safely hidden away on my space Station BWHAHAHA

*puts up his personal force shield and throws bray and Melfan back with his
hand device*

*ducks the flying Bray*



*Takes off down the corridor to look for Lorne*






*And Carmen*

[Bray]

Stays to fight Remus

*notices the shield doesn't go all the way to the roof*

"3 pointer"

*Throws a hand grenade over the top of the shield and down into Remus's lap*

"Surprise"

[System_Lord_Remus]

Stays to fight Remus

*notices the shield doesn't go all the way to the roof*

"3 pointer"

*Throws a hand grenade over the top of the shield and down into Remus's lap*

"Surprise"

*looks at the grenade then hits his hand device and beams away from the grenade that explodes shortly half Remus had vanished*

would love to go on but real life calls you'll find Carmen down the hall in a cell Major Lorne on the another hand BWAHAHAHAHAHA

laters

[melfan]

*sees some Jaffa*

*hides as they failed to see me come*

*Continue to look and comes to a locked door*

*Use C4 on it*

*KaBlom!*

That gotta attract attention!

*Continues down the corridor!*

[Bray]

*Spots 4 Jaffa sneaking up on Mel*

OI! YOU! NO!

*Bray fires the desert eagle 4 times, each shot piling into one of the jaffa, flooring them all*

I love this gun

[melfan]

Thanks

*Opens a door to another corridor (seriosly)

*Sees some Jaffa draging Carmen away*

Guess I have to shot them...

*Shot the Jaffa, but one lives and drags Carmen away to a room and locks the door*

[Bray]

*Breaks down the door with a breaching charge*

*shoots the Jaffa scum in the room*

*beams Carmen, Lorne, Mel and myself out*

(I have to go now, back home, and then onto work again.)

Goodbye.

(p.s. I'd recommend raising the shields so no-one else can just steal people)