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**Pharaoh Hamenthotep** · 12 July 2015, 04:09 PM

But.. But.. I shower once a month, whether I need to or not..

**jelgate** · 12 July 2015, 04:21 PM

You need more showers

**Nolamom** · 12 July 2015, 04:30 PM

Unfortunately, you don't pay me for anything! And you're always trying to steal my booze

**jelgate** · 12 July 2015, 04:37 PM

Not trying. Succeeding.

**Meaghan** · 12 July 2015, 04:54 PM

You don't pay me anything either! So I can think all I want!

And I don't have any booze to steal.

**jelgate** · 12 July 2015, 04:55 PM

My presence is payment enough

**Meaghan** · 12 July 2015, 05:23 PM

Will your presence pay my rent or buy my food?

**jelgate** · 12 July 2015, 05:37 PM

Pay? What is that?

**Meaghan** · 12 July 2015, 06:55 PM

What your presence doesn't do.

**jelgate** · 12 July 2015, 06:58 PM

So you say. Do you have proof?

**Meaghan** · 12 July 2015, 07:09 PM

No more than you have proof that your presence helps

**jelgate** · 12 July 2015, 07:14 PM

It does. It helps that I know everythiing

**Meaghan** · 12 July 2015, 07:22 PM

*waits for proof*

**jelgate** · 12 July 2015, 07:34 PM

I exist.

**Meaghan** · 12 July 2015, 07:53 PM

So do I. More please.

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