Well wasn't what I expected but I wish it turned out like this
Chloe: ............
Eli: What are you doing?
Choe: Pretending to look smart and sophistimicated.
Eli: Why?
Chloe: Why not?
Eli: Dude she honestly looked smart for a second
Scott: Wel.......she's tried the same with me.....each time during sex she doesn't yell god anymore she yells "Scientific Method" and "Oh Math" it's really annoying.
Young: Scott tell Eli his mother is sick
Scott: Sir?
Young: Stop Slouching and go tell him, tell him i'll be in the stone room waiting.
Eli: I think his drinking habits are kicking in.......
Franklin: Stop stopping the ship dude
Rush: Put I like pressing the controls, it feels cool
Franklin: But i'm like the ships ai, and the crew wont be happy.
Rush: If I have to tie you up and put you in a corner whilst I work AGAIN heads will roll.
Park: Hey we dropped out again
Rush: Thanks captain obvious
Brody: We also seemed to do a barrel roll and a yo-yo maneuver.
Rush: Yes I do know how to grind it good.
Random Doctor: Physically shes fine, mentally, shes as stable as Ozzy Osbourne without drugs for 2 months.
Eli: Dear god.....
Ms Wallace: Who are you?
Eli: I am airman................Eli........
Ms Wallace:.....do you know where Eli is?
Eli: Yeah he is somewhere, he heard you stopped taking your meds?
Ms Wallace: Shh i'm doing this for the morphine. It's nice
Sharon: Oh my god she's in another hotter woman's body
Wray: Oh god she's got a new hairstyle
Scott: Where are we?
Chloe: In your pants, and 2.69024929trillion lightyears from earth
Scott: I'm not wearing pants.....
Greer: Damn wrong bed again
Young: Hey you know those guys who wanted to kill us? I'm setting them free
Greer: Sir?
Young: Yes Greer?
Greer: Have you finally gone COMPLETELY 100% insane?
Young: It's my midlife crisis Greer.......I have always wanted to do something rash, strange, outlandish, sexy......and that time has come so no-
(Greer has already left)
Scott: Oh hi Greer walked past cursing something like "Blung has clucking blucked it" or something like that.....oh and Chloe is gone
James: Hi
TJ: Hi
James: Oh god it's those Lucians, Young truly did go 100% insane.
(Over with the nerds)
Simeon: I want to do you
Wray:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Volker: You apologize!
Simeon: Or what? You will go tell mummy on me?
(Greer Smashes Simeon against the wall)
Greer: I am his mummy.
Simeon: Do you own her? I will buy her.
Greer: Ooooh no you diint.
Gloria: I haven't seen you this exhaused since the last time we shagged it off........
Rush: Really?
Franklin: HAHAHAHA oh my jesus thats epic.
Rush: Too much work.
Gloria: Dude you killed 2 people already, and Young WILL kill you, what have you got to lose.
Rush: Myy.........precious..............ship.
Gloria: I thought I was your precious?
Rush: ........sorry
James: Chloe you in here
Chloe: Hi i'm trying to break into this case with a spoon, want to help?
Sharon: I left the door open
Wray: And?
Sharon: SOME ONE COULD HAVE COME IN AND STOLEN like everything.
Wray: Geez........
Eli: What was your favourite movie
Ms Wallace: I don't watch movies.....
Eli: Ok thats it, mum it's me Eli.
Ms Wallace: You lie, Eli is far fatter than that, and he can't even keep eye contact with me.
Eli: Remember the time I ran around the house naked and you showed pictures to your friends?
Ms Wallace: Is Doris onboard? Because she told the whole english speaking world after...
Scott: Ok interesting diary,(Begins reading) "Scott's has decreased in size" ok......... "Apparently 1 + 1 = Window now".....ok she can do math....basic "1 times 3 is 1 and (insert alien stuff here") OH dear jesus she can do better than me in math!
Young: Ha........HAHAHAHA oh my god did you see what she wrote about you rig-
Scott: yes sir......
Rush: let's see..........wow.......I know that some people think size doesn't matter, but when it comes down to having to use cm instead of inches........
Rush: Here is a bunch of problems. solve them
Chloe: Hmm oh I know this one
(Finds an equation saying 40+2 = Qx4)
Chloe: I expand right?
Rush: yes........
(Chloe Expands it to look like this "40 + 2 = Q X 4"
Rush: You just solved the greatest question in mankind's history.........
Varro: Hi you sexy thing
TJ: Geez not around here, anyways Simeon is going into a sexual frenzy
Varro: He did have a rough upbringing, his parents were into groupies and.....
TJ: Yeah I get it, just next time ask nicely for the up and down thingy which he said.......I feel naughty by mentioning it.
Simeon: Dude why are we even here?
Varro: We are helping
Simeon: What? We are telling them that you are Odai Ventrell's twin.
Varro: THATS JUST YOU. And I am Odai Ventrell you idiot.
Simeon: Really.......
Varro: Yes just please I will do anything just be quiet.......
Simeon: (raises one eyebrow in a sexual fashion)
Varro: No no no Forget i said it..........
Brody: GOD DAMMIT I AM GOING TO RAGE QUIT OVER THIS
Young: What's going on
Brody: We dropped out of FTL again and Rush isn't SMSing my messages back
Rush: Dude it's chloe, scottish boy scouts honour
Young: I believe him, lets try to cure her by strapping her down to a chair.
Ms Wallace: Oh god what a nice ship
Eli: Wait till you see MY quarters then say this is a nice "Fresh smelling and clean" ship
Chair: FRYZING YOUR BRAIN
Rush: The chair failed, you weren't cured, ill wait to use this in episode 8
Chloe: ............
Eli: What are you doing?
Choe: Pretending to look smart and sophistimicated.
Eli: Why?
Chloe: Why not?
Eli: Dude she honestly looked smart for a second
Scott: Wel.......she's tried the same with me.....each time during sex she doesn't yell god anymore she yells "Scientific Method" and "Oh Math" it's really annoying.
Young: Scott tell Eli his mother is sick
Scott: Sir?
Young: Stop Slouching and go tell him, tell him i'll be in the stone room waiting.
Eli: I think his drinking habits are kicking in.......
Franklin: Stop stopping the ship dude
Rush: Put I like pressing the controls, it feels cool
Franklin: But i'm like the ships ai, and the crew wont be happy.
Rush: If I have to tie you up and put you in a corner whilst I work AGAIN heads will roll.
Park: Hey we dropped out again
Rush: Thanks captain obvious
Brody: We also seemed to do a barrel roll and a yo-yo maneuver.
Rush: Yes I do know how to grind it good.
Random Doctor: Physically shes fine, mentally, shes as stable as Ozzy Osbourne without drugs for 2 months.
Eli: Dear god.....
Ms Wallace: Who are you?
Eli: I am airman................Eli........
Ms Wallace:.....do you know where Eli is?
Eli: Yeah he is somewhere, he heard you stopped taking your meds?
Ms Wallace: Shh i'm doing this for the morphine. It's nice
Sharon: Oh my god she's in another hotter woman's body
Wray: Oh god she's got a new hairstyle
Scott: Where are we?
Chloe: In your pants, and 2.69024929trillion lightyears from earth
Scott: I'm not wearing pants.....
Greer: Damn wrong bed again
Young: Hey you know those guys who wanted to kill us? I'm setting them free
Greer: Sir?
Young: Yes Greer?
Greer: Have you finally gone COMPLETELY 100% insane?
Young: It's my midlife crisis Greer.......I have always wanted to do something rash, strange, outlandish, sexy......and that time has come so no-
(Greer has already left)
Scott: Oh hi Greer walked past cursing something like "Blung has clucking blucked it" or something like that.....oh and Chloe is gone
James: Hi
TJ: Hi
James: Oh god it's those Lucians, Young truly did go 100% insane.
(Over with the nerds)
Simeon: I want to do you
Wray:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Volker: You apologize!
Simeon: Or what? You will go tell mummy on me?
(Greer Smashes Simeon against the wall)
Greer: I am his mummy.
Simeon: Do you own her? I will buy her.
Greer: Ooooh no you diint.
Gloria: I haven't seen you this exhaused since the last time we shagged it off........
Rush: Really?
Franklin: HAHAHAHA oh my jesus thats epic.
Rush: Too much work.
Gloria: Dude you killed 2 people already, and Young WILL kill you, what have you got to lose.
Rush: Myy.........precious..............ship.
Gloria: I thought I was your precious?
Rush: ........sorry
James: Chloe you in here
Chloe: Hi i'm trying to break into this case with a spoon, want to help?
Sharon: I left the door open
Wray: And?
Sharon: SOME ONE COULD HAVE COME IN AND STOLEN like everything.
Wray: Geez........
Eli: What was your favourite movie
Ms Wallace: I don't watch movies.....
Eli: Ok thats it, mum it's me Eli.
Ms Wallace: You lie, Eli is far fatter than that, and he can't even keep eye contact with me.
Eli: Remember the time I ran around the house naked and you showed pictures to your friends?
Ms Wallace: Is Doris onboard? Because she told the whole english speaking world after...
Scott: Ok interesting diary,(Begins reading) "Scott's has decreased in size" ok......... "Apparently 1 + 1 = Window now".....ok she can do math....basic "1 times 3 is 1 and (insert alien stuff here") OH dear jesus she can do better than me in math!
Young: Ha........HAHAHAHA oh my god did you see what she wrote about you rig-
Scott: yes sir......
Rush: let's see..........wow.......I know that some people think size doesn't matter, but when it comes down to having to use cm instead of inches........
Rush: Here is a bunch of problems. solve them
Chloe: Hmm oh I know this one
(Finds an equation saying 40+2 = Qx4)
Chloe: I expand right?
Rush: yes........
(Chloe Expands it to look like this "40 + 2 = Q X 4"
Rush: You just solved the greatest question in mankind's history.........
Varro: Hi you sexy thing
TJ: Geez not around here, anyways Simeon is going into a sexual frenzy
Varro: He did have a rough upbringing, his parents were into groupies and.....
TJ: Yeah I get it, just next time ask nicely for the up and down thingy which he said.......I feel naughty by mentioning it.
Simeon: Dude why are we even here?
Varro: We are helping
Simeon: What? We are telling them that you are Odai Ventrell's twin.
Varro: THATS JUST YOU. And I am Odai Ventrell you idiot.
Simeon: Really.......
Varro: Yes just please I will do anything just be quiet.......
Simeon: (raises one eyebrow in a sexual fashion)
Varro: No no no Forget i said it..........
Brody: GOD DAMMIT I AM GOING TO RAGE QUIT OVER THIS
Young: What's going on
Brody: We dropped out of FTL again and Rush isn't SMSing my messages back
Rush: Dude it's chloe, scottish boy scouts honour
Young: I believe him, lets try to cure her by strapping her down to a chair.
Ms Wallace: Oh god what a nice ship
Eli: Wait till you see MY quarters then say this is a nice "Fresh smelling and clean" ship
Chair: FRYZING YOUR BRAIN
Rush: The chair failed, you weren't cured, ill wait to use this in episode 8
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