BALDING ASIAN GUY/Bill Butt Appreciation thread( Spoilers Faith-Visitation)

[Doogie]

I cannot believe we are blessed with the presence of someone who knows the mighty BAG! We are so honored to have you in our presence! Does the great and mighty BAG know of his worshippers? Maybe you could direct him here! This thread would shine with glory if the great and noble BAG would be so merciful as to pay his devoted followers a visit.

It has been foretold in the notes of BAG! He must know of this thread... HE MUST!

I'll see what I can do. First, I have to get a snapshot of BAG playing and then to post to see if it's really HIM. I wouldn't want to scare him off, or creep him out...I don't know him THAT well... so, I gotta be stealthy about this.

[Duneknight]

can someone tell me why is "BAG" famous here? i dont get it.

[FoX-1028]

can someone tell me why is "BAG" famous here? i dont get it.

me 2.

[Akamaimom]

can someone tell me why is "BAG" famous here? i dont get it.

Because it's silly, and something funny, and it makes some of us smile. Should there be any greater reason?

[jelgate]

can someone tell me why is "BAG" famous here? i dont get it.

Because he is awesomeness disguised as mortal

[GateroomGuard]

can someone tell me why is "BAG" famous here? i dont get it.

Because it is written in the most Holy Notebook. "Great and mighty is The BAG. Great is his fame and power, let all who hear His most glorious name kneel down in prostration before it. Let no one speak his true name with unclean lips, lest their unholy tongue's cause The BAG to smite thee with his Notebook of Vengeance." The Holy Notebook of The BAG: Page 12: Line 3-4.

[Akamaimom]

Has anyone actually started a thread of the Holy Notebook of BAG?

It would be fun to take turns writing verses. . .

Just a Bagalicious thought.

[GateroomGuard]

Has anyone actually started a thread of the Holy Notebook of BAG?

It would be fun to take turns writing verses. . .

Just a Bagalicious thought.

Only myself, the Most Holy BAG's Doci, may read the Holy Notebook of The BAG! I will appoint Priors to spread the words, less the common man fall to heresy through their ignorance of the Holy Notebook's meaning. Only myself and the Priors of The BAG will read and interpret the writings in the Holy Notebook. We will then relay them to the comman man.

[Akamaimom]

Only myself, the Most Holy BAG's Doci, may read the Holy Notebook of The BAG! I will appoint Priors to spread the words, less the common man fall to heresy through their ignorance of the Holy Notebook's meaning. Only myself and the Priors of The BAG will read and interpret the writings in the Holy Notebook. We will then relay them to the comman man.

Just make sure the grammar's right, then, please.

[GateroomGuard]

Just make sure the grammar's right, then, please.

To quote Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor. "I am the King of Rome and above grammar."

[Akamaimom]

To quote Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor. "I am the King of Rome and above grammar."

Oh--I'm so not going to accept that.

Perhaps you should follow BAG's example and take notes.

[GateroomGuard]

Oh--I'm so not going to accept that.

Perhaps you should follow BAG's example and take notes.

I relay to you what The BAG was written, if The BAG has chosen not to follow our earthly concept of 'gramar' and 'spelling' then who are we to question His most Holy Word?

[Akamaimom]

I guess I'll give you that one.

But I still think it would be fun to have a go at a few verses. Although I do think you do a great job with them. So--kudos to you!

[GateroomGuard]

I guess I'll give you that one.

But I still think it would be fun to have a go at a few verses. Although I do think you do a great job with them. So--kudos to you!

Hmmmmm... You are still allowed to write the Apocrypha of The BAG. If your writings are deemd inspired by The Most Holy BAG then they shall be added into the Cannon of His Notebook. A council of myself and the High Priors of The BAG will vote on whether to add your writings.

Of course if we deem them to be heretical blasphemy you will be burned at the stake. But that isn't really likely.

[Akamaimom]

I thought I WAS a high prior of BAG. Wasn't I one of the first to post? Did I not proclaim myself to be a BAG Lady? I believe that entitles me to some rare consideration of the documentation of BAG and His wonder.

But if not, I will understand. I am willing and able to serve--there do not need to be as many Priors as there are those content to labor diligently in His cause.