S10: Critique & Contemplation

[silkie]

The backpack scene could have actually been worse. What if Vala had to actually emptied the backpack?

Vala's Back Pack:

1 Hairdryer--electric--American plug outlet--very useless.
1 glass cutter--Ace hardware special
1 duct tape--could actually use that
1 package hair bands
2 hair brushes
3 compacts with powder--could use mirrors
2 padded bras
1 stolen credit card from Daniel
1 hammer
1 lighter
100 dollars in American cash--have no idea why
2 eye make ups
1 hair dye--blond color
1 sewing kit
1 ration
1 cell phone--with camera
1 portable dvd player to watch movies and play music on
1 really short set of shorts and a tank top
1 set flip flops
1 beach towel
1 laser pointer for the sole purpose of annoying Daniel at night
2 teddy bears
1 teddy nighty
1 bikini
2 lips sticks--different shades
1 can of coke
1 pkg of twizlers
1 pkg gum
1 can of 10W40--never know when you will find a rust bolt
1 can of rubber cement
1 tube super glue
1 instant camera
1 pkg blank ID cards
2 sunglasses
1 bandanna
1 floppy hat
1 set of explosives with chargers
1 set of spare keys to Daniel's car--which he does not know about.
1 notebook
1 set of pens
1 compass--stolen of course
1 watch
1 extra set of dog tags--that have an alias name on them
1 vodoo doll of Daniel complete with a set of stick pins

finally

1 small photo of her father.

I think you've forgot condoms, handcuffs and a

Spoiler:

dildo

...

[Skydiver]

hey what is she doing with sam's doohickey?

[AGateFan]

hey what is she doing with sam's doohickey?

Thief, remember.

[jckfan55]

Jckfan55 asked:

Actually it wasn't me.

Entertainment value. Besides, I othught it would give me insite into the decision-making process for a few eps. And the actor interviews are usually fun. Instead I got pablum. I shouldn't have expected anything diffeerent. It's not like tptb (I'm thinking MGM, I really doubt Bridge has much to do with the books beyond the interviews) would let anything that doesn't promote S9 as Da Best Eva!!!!! through.


Though I *would* expect that they use the finished episode details (Sam leading the mission, not Cam) in the book, not the unedited script...

It didn't do good things for my blood pressure. Suse

Yeah I wound up getting the S9 companion too. It's that "complete my collection" thing I think. I noticed they had someone different writing the S9 book. Maybe the last author was too pro-original cast or something.

[Jackie]

I think you've forgot condoms, handcuffs and a

Spoiler:

dildo

...

I forgot! Here's a few more things in Vala's back pack

1 set pink fuzzy handcuffs
1 pkg condoms--glow in the dark--one size fits all
1

Spoiler:

adult toy of her choice...will not go there

1 zombie cucumber--only logical explanation for Unending
1 set of Daniel's boxer underwear--kinky I guess
1 tub vasoline--never know when she will need to slide through an air duct--bet you were thinking of another use.
1 naked baby picture of Daniel for blackmail purposes.

[Coco Pops]

I forgot! Here's a few more things in Vala's back pack

1 set pink fuzzy handcuffs
1 pkg condoms--glow in the dark--one size fits all
1

Spoiler:

adult toy of her choice...will not go there

1 zombie cucumber--only logical explanation for Unending
1 set of Daniel's boxer underwear--kinky I guess
1 tub vasoline--never know when she will need to slide through an air duct--bet you were thinking of another use.
1 naked baby picture of Daniel for blackmail purposes.

All this reminds me of various scenes in various movies and shows
where people are asked to hand in their weapons before entering a
place and they pull out a gun, then a hundred other various items
and I think some of these scenes are funny but you think I can recall
an actial show or episode or movie title where yu see one bah....

But you get my drift don't you?

[astrogeologist]

Just want to say thanks (seriously) to everyone who has posted over the past several days... I wanted something to read before heading upstairs for the evening - and you folks were just perfect!

Gracias!

[AGateFan]

All this reminds me of various scenes in various movies and shows
where people are asked to hand in their weapons before entering a
place and they pull out a gun, then a hundred other various items
and I think some of these scenes are funny but you think I can recall
an actial show or episode or movie title where yu see one bah....

But you get my drift don't you?

Max did it in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
And, ironically, I think Areyn Sun on Farscape did it once.

[Mr Prophet]

And Jack Dante in Death Machine.

[Coco Pops]

Max did it in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
And, ironically, I think Areyn Sun on Farscape did it once.

I'm surprised they've not done this scene on Stargate.. Seems
ripe fodder for s10

"runs off and hides"

[pittsburghgirl]

All this reminds me of various scenes in various movies and shows
where people are asked to hand in their weapons before entering a
place and they pull out a gun, then a hundred other various items
and I think some of these scenes are funny but you think I can recall
an actial show or episode or movie title where yu see one bah....

But you get my drift don't you?

Austin Powers anyone??? Remember the scene in the tent??

[Rogue]

I forgot! Here's a few more things in Vala's back pack

1 set pink fuzzy handcuffs
1 pkg condoms--glow in the dark--one size fits all
1

Spoiler:

adult toy of her choice...will not go there

1 zombie cucumber--only logical explanation for Unending
1 set of Daniel's boxer underwear--kinky I guess
1 tub vasoline--never know when she will need to slide through an air duct--bet you were thinking of another use.
1 naked baby picture of Daniel for blackmail purposes.

I don't think I saw a whip in any of the previous lists.

[Jackie]

I don't think I saw a whip in any of the previous lists.

1 leather whip
1 cowboy hat
1 set of spurs

[pittsburghgirl]

1 leather whip
1 cowboy hat
1 set of spurs

YeeHaw! Ride 'em Cowboy!



(runs)

[Jackie]

Look out daniel...here comes Vala with a saddle.