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Originally posted by mad_gater View PostI think you have the third last and second last items in that list backwards....we wouldn't wanna have our favorite couple desecrate the marital act (aka intercourse) now do we?
Relationship Confirmation. Kissing. Sex. Marriage. Sex. Kids.
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Originally posted by SamJackShipLover View PostYou really think they could've kept their hands of each other long enough to get married??
Hehe, don't think so
priest: We are here today to join together General Jack O'Neill and Colonel Samantha Carter together in holy matrimony......
*Sam shoots Jack a smoldering look that tells him she wishes this would be over with already*
*Jack shoots Sam an equally smoldering look that conveys his identical thoughts exactly*
All of a sudden the Sacramentary ignites right in the priests hands from the smoldering tension between the bride and the bridegroom
Priest: alright already!!!! I'm hurrying!!!! General O'Neill, do you wish to take Colonel Samantha Carter to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?
Jack (still smoldering): Oh boy do I
Priest (*shrugs*....close enough): Colonel Samantha Carter, do you wish to take General Jack O'Neill to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?
Sam (still smoldering): Holy Hannah do I ever!!!!!
Priest (rolls eyes): then I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride!!!!!
*Sam and Jack start devouring each others faces and are a hair's breadth from consummating their union right in church*
Priest: Oh boy......*passes Jack and Sam the keys to his room in the rectory*....go....quickly....the congregation only needs to witness your marriage....not your consummation of it
*Jack and Sam run off to take advantage of the priest's hospitality*
Priest (sweating as the temperature had reached critical inside the church): The rest of you may meet at the reception hall. I'm sure the newlyweds will join you in short order. I'm gonna go turn on the air conditioning in here. *muttering* Even though it's the middle of winter FCOL!!!!!!!!
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Oh boy... Do I need to get the hose out? It's that I'm a Hippy, but if I weren't...
Anyway, I was just about to say something about our favorite couple being cute and fluffy, but I forgot all about it...
EDIT: *Shakes head* Nice one MG!Being original is difficult when you can't stop quoting your favorite tv show, For crying out loud!
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Originally posted by mad_gater View Postyes....they are very strong people....though that does give me an idea.....
priest: We are here today to join together General Jack O'Neill and Colonel Samantha Carter together in holy matrimony......
*Sam shoots Jack a smoldering look that tells him she wishes this would be over with already*
*Jack shoots Sam an equally smoldering look that conveys his identical thoughts exactly*
All of a sudden the Sacramentary ignites right in the priests hands from the smoldering tension between the bride and the bridegroom
Priest: alright already!!!! I'm hurrying!!!! General O'Neill, do you wish to take Colonel Samantha Carter to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?
Jack (still smoldering): Oh boy do I
Priest (*shrugs*....close enough): Colonel Samantha Carter, do you wish to take General Jack O'Neill to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?
Sam (still smoldering): Holy Hannah do I ever!!!!!
Priest (rolls eyes): then I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride!!!!!
*Sam and Jack start devouring each others faces and are a hair's breadth from consummating their union right in church*
Priest: Oh boy......*passes Jack and Sam the keys to his room in the rectory*....go....quickly....the congregation only needs to witness your marriage....not your consummation of it
*Jack and Sam run off to take advantage of the priest's hospitality*
Priest (sweating as the temperature had reached critical inside the church): The rest of you may meet at the reception hall. I'm sure the newlyweds will join you in short order. I'm gonna go turn on the air conditioning in here. *muttering* Even though it's the middle of winter FCOL!!!!!!!!sigpic
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Originally posted by JackandSamAddict View PostOh, I don't have to say this...we all know how I feel about , and BABIES!!!
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Now that it's reasonably quiet...
Nad's Semi Off Topic/ Semi On Topic Questionnaire
Ok...
Semi-Shippy (yet I need to know Shippers opinion) kind of Question:
When Nad says Martin Wood ... YOU say... ???????
See, I'm working on a little... project () and I would like to know what you guys find typical/interesting/funny/lovingly annoying/... about Martin and The Ship. Any favorite moments, behind the scenes stuff?
Really anything. (as long as it's positive... -ish )
Did that sound like a corny ''My supermarket's opening Here's a contest'' post? Mmm...
EDIT: This isn't part of my plot to turn the Ship thread into the MW thunk thread, I swear! If it gets too OT, just... find me elsewhereBeing original is difficult when you can't stop quoting your favorite tv show, For crying out loud!
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Originally posted by mad_gater View Postyes....they are very strong people....though that does give me an idea.....
Spoiler:priest: We are here today to join together General Jack O'Neill and Colonel Samantha Carter together in holy matrimony......
*Sam shoots Jack a smoldering look that tells him she wishes this would be over with already*
*Jack shoots Sam an equally smoldering look that conveys his identical thoughts exactly*
All of a sudden the Sacramentary ignites right in the priests hands from the smoldering tension between the bride and the bridegroom
Priest: alright already!!!! I'm hurrying!!!! General O'Neill, do you wish to take Colonel Samantha Carter to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?
Jack (still smoldering): Oh boy do I
Priest (*shrugs*....close enough): Colonel Samantha Carter, do you wish to take General Jack O'Neill to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?
Sam (still smoldering): Holy Hannah do I ever!!!!!
Priest (rolls eyes): then I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride!!!!!
*Sam and Jack start devouring each others faces and are a hair's breadth from consummating their union right in church*
Priest: Oh boy......*passes Jack and Sam the keys to his room in the rectory*....go....quickly....the congregation only needs to witness your marriage....not your consummation of it
*Jack and Sam run off to take advantage of the priest's hospitality*
Priest (sweating as the temperature had reached critical inside the church): The rest of you may meet at the reception hall. I'm sure the newlyweds will join you in short order. I'm gonna go turn on the air conditioning in here. *muttering* Even though it's the middle of winter FCOL!!!!!!!!
ROFL!!! That's great!
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So I was bored and went to look at the Sam/Jack Shipper Social Group at Gateworld and noticed that we have 98 members already...only 2 away from 100! New shippers go and join the social group so that we're the first to hit 100 - that would be great!
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Originally posted by Nikki View PostSo I was bored and went to look at the Sam/Jack Shipper Social Group at Gateworld and noticed that we have 98 members already...only 2 away from 100! New shippers go and join the social group so that we're the first to hit 100 - that would be great!
Oooh! That would be awesome
I always forget about the social groups, I prefer to do my Shipping hereBeing original is difficult when you can't stop quoting your favorite tv show, For crying out loud!
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Originally posted by Nikki View PostSo I was bored and went to look at the Sam/Jack Shipper Social Group at Gateworld and noticed that we have 98 members already...only 2 away from 100! New shippers go and join the social group so that we're the first to hit 100 - that would be great!
I't time for me ... of to bed. Huh, it's thunder and rain here, very romantic to fall asleep
Night shippers (((((family)))))
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Originally posted by DutchIndeed View PostOooh! That would be awesome
I always forget about the social groups, I prefer to do my Shipping here
(Credit to RepliCartertje for the beautiful sig and to Mala for smilies.)
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