Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill Ship Appreciation Thread

[Regularamanda]

Not a pirate fic, but this was rec'd on the Samanda thread and it's awesome. Great little fic: Out of Bounds.

Really, brava!

That was hilarious! Thanks for the recs guys!

Twilight how the heck did you get 12 pages written already? Oh and HAPPY ENDING!

[Nynaeve506]

That was hilarious! Thanks for the recs guys!

Twilight how the heck did you get 12 pages written already? Oh and HAPPY ENDING!

Today was a do nothing day. I literally sat on my a$$, watched my husband clean, and worked on the fanfic LOL.

If it's any consolation I think I'm only halfway. It'll probably be another day or so before it's ready (b/c then I have the revision stage).

I do promise that it's guttery. Oh so guttery. It's all this threads fault

LOL

[Regularamanda]

Today was a do nothing day. I literally sat on my a$$, watched my husband clean, and worked on the fanfic LOL.

If it's any consolation I think I'm only halfway. It'll probably be another day or so before it's ready (b/c then I have the revision stage).

I do promise that it's guttery. Oh so guttery. It's all this threads fault

LOL

So it's not very long? Meaning my short attention span could handle it? Or is that only the first chapter?

And you'll have a happy ending right?

[Nynaeve506]

So it's not very long? Meaning my short attention span could handle it? Or is that only the first chapter?

And you'll have a happy ending right?

I don't know. If you can't read my SC story one chapter at a time (average ch. length 13 pgs...) how are you going to read this one in one sitting!!! LOL

Of course it'll have a happy ending! I maybe angsty but I'm not cruel!

[Regularamanda]

I don't know. If you can't read my SC story one chapter at a time (average ch. length 13 pgs...) how are you going to read this one in one sitting!!! LOL

Of course it'll have a happy ending! I maybe angsty but I'm not cruel!

I'm a teenager I'm lucky I can write a 4 page story, let alone read something 4 pages

Oh good!

[Linda06]

I do promise that it's guttery. Oh so guttery. It's all this threads fault

*whispers* It's all Bren's fault

[Nynaeve506]

*whispers* It's all Bren's fault

Well...

I didn't want to name names

[Linda06]

Well...

I didn't want to name names

Not that i'm complaining

Pass the cookies

[Linda06]

I love this scene when Jack tries to get up and ends up falling flat on his face

[BrenRen]

Thanks for the inspiring caps, Linda!

Time to play!



Jack: Arrrrr! I think we be cursed!
Sam: Arrr, I don't think it be a curse, sir. I do believe we be under the influence of another blimey alien drug.



Jack: Another alien drug! Why, my beauty, do ye know what that means?
Sam: Methinks you be about to suggest something bloody inappropriate, sir,,,



Jack: I do believe there be empty storage closets on level 24, and I do be in the mood for a little pillaging and plundering!



Sam: It would be a bloody shame t' let such an auspicious opportunity slip through our fingers...



Sam: C'mon, lad! Wanna shiver me timbers?



Jack: Aye, but would you mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
Sam: Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

~~~***~~~

What shall we do with the drunken Shipper
Early in the morning...

Put her in the pit o'Angst till she's cryin'...
Launch her to the Fluffy Clouds to watch Sam & Jack kissin'...
Drop her in the Gutter for some Broca virus makin' out
Early in the mornin'!

[BrenRen]

*whispers* It's all Bren's fault

I haven't been hearing any complaints!

And I haven't been modded yet, either, now matter how deep in the bottomless trench of the Gutter I dive!

[Linda06]

I haven't been hearing any complaints!

And I haven't been modded yet, either, now matter how deep in the bottomless trench of the Gutter I dive!

Dang you heard that, I gotta work on my stealth technique

And that pic caption....Oh boy. Brilliant. They must know those storage closets inside and out by now

[mad_gater]

OH OH!! It's the International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!!!

And in honor of that:

Janet: I don't know sir, they just came back from PR2-635 like this!
Jack: Arrrrg, what be the problem Doc?
Hammond: Colonel, I demand you stop talking like that at once!
Daniel: :: gruffly :: I think he be annoyed at our manner of speech
Hammond: Dr. Jackson!!
Jack: I be agreeing with you Danny
Sam: Ahoy mateys! I be thinking some rum would help the man! :: pulls out a bottle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum ::
Hammond: Where in God's name did you get that Major?
Sam: Every good pirate would be needing good rum, sir.
Teal'c: Indeed. Arrrrgh.
Jack: Pass the rum, matey!
Sam: Aye Aye Captain Jack! :: tosses him the bottle and he takes a swig ::
Hammond: We need to find a cure soon!
Janet: Aye Aye, sir. Arrrrggggh..
Hammond: Great scott! It's contagious!! We'll have to quarantine the base!! ARrrrrrgh. What be happenin to me?
Everyone: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!
Jack: (aside to Sam) Hey wench, would ye be interested in checking out the storage closets?
Sam: Aye I would. :: they sneak off as everyone continues to sing ::

You guys are cracking me up with all that pirate talk

indeed....

La la la... I've been enjoying talk like a pirate day... and been having a nice lazy Saturday (a la, doing nothing LOL). I've got 12 pages of my Edora fic written... it's guttery so I'll have to post a link to ALL my fic when I'm done and then you'll have to select it LOL.

I'm also excited because the husband and the son are going to take a little trip to see my MIL and I get to stay behind... a week and a half of blissful me time!! (I'm thrilled LOL, I'm a stay at home mom, so this is a huge deal for me). I have so many fanfic writing plans it's not even funny.

Yay to wonderful husbands!!! (Did I mention that he's also cleaning the apartment today?)



spoiler for gutter...

Spoiler:

Storage closet...
Jack: Wench, ye be hotter than the flames of Tortuga
Sam: Aye Captain. And ye be harder than the barnacles attached to the bottom of ye ship!
Jack: What say ye to being ravished?
Sam: I say Aye!
:: door opens and there stands General Hammond ::
Hammond: Arrr mateys I can't be lettin ya use the closets this way
Jack: She be my wench, sir. I be havin the right to ravish her as I please
Hammond: It be against the code!
Jack: They be more like guidelines me hearty
Sam: Besides, they be marryin us on their ship!
Daniel: They speak the truth, Captain George. They be requirin Cap'n Jack to marry the lady.
Hammond: Arrrr, well I be obeyin the law of the sea lest they throw me in Davey Jones' locker. But Jack, do ye need to be ravishing ye wench in the closet? This be why we have private rooms.
Jack: Aye sir. We be on our way then.
:: slinks off to one of the private rooms ::

ROFL!!!!! and that's a husband that knows how to treat his lady right....taking over some of the household chores so the lady of the house has a chance to take a load off....

That was hilarious! Thanks for the recs guys!

Twilight how the heck did you get 12 pages written already? Oh and HAPPY ENDING!

I concur....

*whispers* It's all Bren's fault

indeed....

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63...ockery-056.gif

I haven't been hearing any complaints!

And I haven't been modded yet, either, now matter how deep in the bottomless trench of the Gutter I dive!

certainly not from me.....

[BrenRen]

Shamelessly and blatantly stolen Pirate pick-up lines... Sam & Jack style!



Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ...



Actually, that be a hornpipe in my pocket. And I am happy to see you.



Well, that's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!


I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon!



I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!



Well blow me down!! Let's get together and haul some keel!

[Pol]

*stealing Linda's caps 'cause this begged for a comment.*

INT: Kennedy Middle School - DAY

Offscreen: (PRINCIPAL)
As I was saying, Mr. and Mrs. O'Neill,
your children seem to have set fire to the––


(interrupting)
S'cuse me? That's "General"
and "Colonel" O'Neill.

Um, Jack...so not important right now.


Carter. That's always important.


Right.
(to principal)
You were saying?