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Sam Carter /Jack O'Neill Ship Appreciation Thread 2.0
I got called and sat in the room and waited for my turn. When my name was called I stood up and reported my name and occupation. The judge looked at my honkin' cast and arm sling and said, "Professor, you look as if you should be sitting on this side of the jury docket as a 'party' and not as a juror."
Without thinking I responded, "I'm fine, your Honor. You should see the other guy."
He had to cover the mic, he was laughing so hard.
I was excused from that jury (since I have a surgery consult next week), and he thanked me for making him laugh.
Oh, and the judge was Judge O'Neill (two L's).
What a great moment! I only wish my trial issue the other day had been jury duty!
And the people judging this one weren't nearly that smart.
And I'm SO glad that I've been able to get on just now! It's the first time since this morning!
I got called and sat in the room and waited for my turn. When my name was called I stood up and reported my name and occupation. The judge looked at my honkin' cast and arm sling and said, "Professor, you look as if you should be sitting on this side of the jury docket as a 'party' and not as a juror."
Without thinking I responded, "I'm fine, your Honor. You should see the other guy."
He had to cover the mic, he was laughing so hard.
I was excused from that jury (since I have a surgery consult next week), and he thanked me for making him laugh.
sam: well, that's certainly a different way of answering...
jack: are you serious???
sam: yeah, i'm not used to having coffee spi--
jack: NO, the question!
sam: quite certain. extremely certain. totally and compl--
jack: yes!!
sam: yes?
jack: yes, sam, i'll marry you!
sam: ... you almost sound mad.
jack: because *i* wanted to ask you!
sam:
jack: sam, don't laugh... these things are serious to a guy.
sam: okay, ask me.
jack: under this pressure!?
sam:
jack: whaaat?
sam: ask me!
*jack gets up and proceeds to kneel in front of sam*
jack: sam, don't laugh at my creaks!
sam: sorry, hon.
jack: okay... so... would you marry me?
sam: no.
jack:
sam: YES, you dunderhead!!
jack: you have quite a way with words, sam.
sam: at least i didn't spit my answer in your face!
jack: i was taken off guard, woman!
*the phone rings. sam answers it*
sam: ~hi, daniel~ ~we can't~ ~because jack spit coffee in my face and now he's slowly standing up because he was on the floor in front of me~ ~no, i didn't hit him~ ~i like being cryptic~ ~jack proposed~ ~marriage, daniel~ ~the spitting and kneeling is a long story~ ~not being cryptic again, daniel, it's just that jack's stripping in front of me and i don't want to talk anymore~ ~i share because i care~
sam: he hung up on me.
jack: so are we going to celebrate our marriagy stuff now or what?
*sam admires the view*
sam: you know, we really 'are' weird.
jack: why would you say that?
sam: i have no idea, other than the way this entire encounter's went off, and that you're stark naked and i'm wearing your glow-in-the-dark simpsons boxers and cassie's lady gaga t-shirt.
-sam and jack go upstairs to their bed, and make mad, passionate love. then bicker on where to honeymoon. then call daniel and freak him out some more-
sam: well, that's certainly a different way of answering...
jack: are you serious???
sam: yeah, i'm not used to having coffee spi--
jack: NO, the question!
sam: quite certain. extremely certain. totally and compl--
jack: yes!!
sam: yes?
jack: yes, sam, i'll marry you!
sam: ... you almost sound mad.
jack: because *i* wanted to ask you!
sam:
jack: sam, don't laugh... these things are serious to a guy.
sam: okay, ask me.
jack: under this pressure!?
sam:
jack: whaaat?
sam: ask me!
*jack gets up and proceeds to kneel in front of sam*
jack: sam, don't laugh at my creaks!
sam: sorry, hon.
jack: okay... so... would you marry me?
sam: no.
jack:
sam: YES, you dunderhead!!
jack: you have quite a way with words, sam.
sam: at least i didn't spit my answer in your face!
jack: i was taken off guard, woman!
*the phone rings. sam answers it*
sam: ~hi, daniel~ ~we can't~ ~because jack spit coffee in my face and now he's slowly standing up because he was on the floor in front of me~ ~no, i didn't hit him~ ~i like being cryptic~ ~jack proposed~ ~marriage, daniel~ ~the spitting and kneeling is a long story~ ~not being cryptic again, daniel, it's just that jack's stripping in front of me and i don't want to talk anymore~ ~i share because i care~
sam: he hung up on me.
jack: so are we going to celebrate our marriagy stuff now or what?
*sam admires the view*
sam: you know, we really 'are' weird.
jack: why would you say that?
sam: i have no idea, other than the way this entire encounter's went off, and that you're stark naked and i'm wearing your glow-in-the-dark simpsons boxers and cassie's lady gaga t-shirt.
-sam and jack go upstairs to their bed, and make mad, passionate love. then bicker on where to honeymoon. then call daniel and freak him out some more-
sam: well, that's certainly a different way of answering...
jack: are you serious???
sam: yeah, i'm not used to having coffee spi--
jack: NO, the question!
sam: quite certain. extremely certain. totally and compl--
jack: yes!!
sam: yes?
jack: yes, sam, i'll marry you!
sam: ... you almost sound mad.
jack: because *i* wanted to ask you!
sam:
jack: sam, don't laugh... these things are serious to a guy.
sam: okay, ask me.
jack: under this pressure!?
sam:
jack: whaaat?
sam: ask me!
*jack gets up and proceeds to kneel in front of sam*
jack: sam, don't laugh at my creaks!
sam: sorry, hon.
jack: okay... so... would you marry me?
sam: no.
jack:
sam: YES, you dunderhead!!
jack: you have quite a way with words, sam.
sam: at least i didn't spit my answer in your face!
jack: i was taken off guard, woman!
*the phone rings. sam answers it*
sam: ~hi, daniel~ ~we can't~ ~because jack spit coffee in my face and now he's slowly standing up because he was on the floor in front of me~ ~no, i didn't hit him~ ~i like being cryptic~ ~jack proposed~ ~marriage, daniel~ ~the spitting and kneeling is a long story~ ~not being cryptic again, daniel, it's just that jack's stripping in front of me and i don't want to talk anymore~ ~i share because i care~
sam: he hung up on me.
jack: so are we going to celebrate our marriagy stuff now or what?
*sam admires the view*
sam: you know, we really 'are' weird.
jack: why would you say that?
sam: i have no idea, other than the way this entire encounter's went off, and that you're stark naked and i'm wearing your glow-in-the-dark simpsons boxers and cassie's lady gaga t-shirt.
-sam and jack go upstairs to their bed, and make mad, passionate love. then bicker on where to honeymoon. then call daniel and freak him out some more-
That was brilliant 'cuz you know
No Sam w/o a Jack and no Jack w/o a Sam.
It's like and immutable law of the multiverse.
sam: well, that's certainly a different way of answering...
jack: are you serious???
sam: yeah, i'm not used to having coffee spi--
jack: NO, the question!
sam: quite certain. extremely certain. totally and compl--
jack: yes!!
sam: yes?
jack: yes, sam, i'll marry you!
sam: ... you almost sound mad.
jack: because *i* wanted to ask you!
sam:
jack: sam, don't laugh... these things are serious to a guy.
sam: okay, ask me.
jack: under this pressure!?
sam:
jack: whaaat?
sam: ask me!
*jack gets up and proceeds to kneel in front of sam*
jack: sam, don't laugh at my creaks!
sam: sorry, hon.
jack: okay... so... would you marry me?
sam: no.
jack:
sam: YES, you dunderhead!!
jack: you have quite a way with words, sam.
sam: at least i didn't spit my answer in your face!
jack: i was taken off guard, woman!
*the phone rings. sam answers it*
sam: ~hi, daniel~ ~we can't~ ~because jack spit coffee in my face and now he's slowly standing up because he was on the floor in front of me~ ~no, i didn't hit him~ ~i like being cryptic~ ~jack proposed~ ~marriage, daniel~ ~the spitting and kneeling is a long story~ ~not being cryptic again, daniel, it's just that jack's stripping in front of me and i don't want to talk anymore~ ~i share because i care~
sam: he hung up on me.
jack: so are we going to celebrate our marriagy stuff now or what?
*sam admires the view*
sam: you know, we really 'are' weird.
jack: why would you say that?
sam: i have no idea, other than the way this entire encounter's went off, and that you're stark naked and i'm wearing your glow-in-the-dark simpsons boxers and cassie's lady gaga t-shirt.
-sam and jack go upstairs to their bed, and make mad, passionate love. then bicker on where to honeymoon. then call daniel and freak him out some more-
That is utterly adorable! And they are SO WEIRD! But then they know that!
So, I've been catching up on all these wonderful videos people have been posting (thanks guys - fab stuff!) and I suddenly couldn't remember which ep a certain clip that featured in many of them, actually came from. So in my crazy way of getting an answer, I also thought it would be fun to start a list (because we all know that's just what we love around here )
So....
How many times has Jack neck nuzzled Sam?
So far I've got:
Heroes!
The earlier season one where Sam's in blue BDU's - quite possibly their first NN (and the one from the clips I was refering to)
Points of View (AU Sam)
Oh, and just because I've never participated in this debate before, I'm going to say JOLINAR!
So, I've been catching up on all these wonderful videos people have been posting (thanks guys - fab stuff!) and I suddenly couldn't remember which ep a certain clip that featured in many of them, actually came from. So in my crazy way of getting an answer, I also thought it would be fun to start a list (because we all know that's just what we love around here )
So....
How many times has Jack neck nuzzled Sam?
So far I've got:
Heroes!
The earlier season one where Sam's in blue BDU's - quite possibly their first NN (and the one from the clips I was refering to)
Points of View (AU Sam)
Oh, and just because I've never participated in this debate before, I'm going to say JOLINAR!
The earlier episode is "Fire and Water" when Daniel gets kidnapped by that gill-faced water creature.
And I've never participated either, and I"m saying, "Jolinar!" too. I don't think that Sam would have called him "Jack" at that point.
So, I've been catching up on all these wonderful videos people have been posting (thanks guys - fab stuff!) and I suddenly couldn't remember which ep a certain clip that featured in many of them, actually came from. So in my crazy way of getting an answer, I also thought it would be fun to start a list (because we all know that's just what we love around here )
So....
How many times has Jack neck nuzzled Sam?
So far I've got:
Heroes!
The earlier season one where Sam's in blue BDU's - quite possibly their first NN (and the one from the clips I was refering to)
Points of View (AU Sam)
Oh, and just because I've never participated in this debate before, I'm going to say JOLINAR!
Does "Broca Divide" count? It certainly looked to me like he nuzzled her neck briefly before whisking her off to the infirmary.
And a lovely sig it is! (Why do I always want to type, "loverly" like in "My Fair Lady"?)
OMG I do this all the time, too!! I LOVE "My Fair Lady". And whenever I try to write something, and my mind is blank, I tend to start the sentence off with... "The Rain in Spain Stays Mainly in the Plains". It doesn't help with writers block, but it makes me smile
To get back on topic... I find myself saying "For Crying out Loud!" a lot. As a matter of fact, I don't recall EVER saying that expression before I "met" Jack O'Neill!
DARN IT!! I actually KNEW this one, for a change! "Welcome to my life!" And I love when Jack does that be-fuddled double-take with the slight turn of his head... like he's saying "what the *bleep*?" with his body language!
*sigh*
Last edited by jasminaGo; 18 September 2010, 11:56 AM.
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