Originally posted by hlndncr
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I'll bite:
Sam and Jack ABCs
A:
Fluff: Alternate Realities (Where Sam and Jack are almost always together.)
Angst: Air Force (What brought them together and keeps them apart.)
Gutter: Abs (You know what I'm talking about.)
B:
Fluff: Bass that grow *this* big.
Angst: Beneath the surface of Jonah and Thera are two people whose lives are dictated by rules.
Gutter: Broca Divide virus making Sam go all I-must-mate-with-the-alpha-male.
C:
Fluff: Casting a fishing pole together. <3
Angst: Calling her Carter all those years. (I find it angsty enough. ;P)
Gutter: Checking his belly in Hathor.
D:
Fluff: Sitting on a dock, trying to catch non-existent fish.
Angst: Desperately trying to break through that forceshield.
Gutter: The "Do not disturb" sign on the puddlejumper door (Moebuis)
E:
Fluff: Event Horizon ("I adore you already.")
Angst: Entity
Gutter: Eye sex
F:
Fluff: Fishing. . .
Angst: Fishing???
Gutter: Fishing!!!
G:
Fluff: Giggling (at really bad jokes.)
Angst: Grace
Gutter: Guns (and other assorted side arms )
H:
Fluff: Hugs
Angst: Holding it Together (when the other is missing or wounded)
Gutter: Hands
I:
Fluff: "I adore you already."
Angst: "I'd rather die myself than lose Carter. . .because I care about her. A lot more than I'm supposed to."
Gutter: "I wouldn't be here." (Because they'd be. . .*ahem*. . .elsewhere.)
J:
Fluff: "Jack" (200 Wedding scene)
Angst: "Just go!" (that pesky forceshield again! )
Gutter: Jack's look at the end of Window Of Opportunity.
K:
Fluff: Kissing (WoO)
Angst: Kissing (PoV)
Gutter: Kissing (Broca Divide)
L:
Fluff: Laughter (no giggling, carter!)
Angst: Looks of longing
Gutter: Lip-lock in the locker room
M:
Fluff: "Major" (Jack's pride in all her promotions and accomplishments.)
Angst: Missing him (Hundred Days, Paradise Lost, Lost City); missing her (Desperate Measures, Grace).
Gutter: Mines (Daniel is so oblivious. )
N:
Fluff: Neck Nuzzling
Angst: Narim, OrliN, Pete ShaNahaN, JoNah, LaNtesh
Gutter: Neolithic Natures (Broca Divide)
O:
Fluff: Oatmeal instead of Froot Loops
Angst: "O"--the shape of Pete's ring.
Gutter: "The Orifice". (200)
P:
Fluff: P3X595 (where she drank that stuff that made her take off... yeah )
Angst: Pete
Gutter: Sparking, malfunctioning Puddlejumpers.
Q:
Fluff: Quick, sweet, looks at each other.
Angst: Quivering in each other's arms in Hathor's palace.
Gutter: Quiche? You know--what they eat for breakfast at Jack's cabin.
R:
Fluff: Rings (Because they are Sooooo Married!)
Angst: The Room (where they locked away their feelings for so many years.)
Gutter: Reload
S:
Fluff: Sitting next to each other on the dock in "Threads".
Angst: "Sir."
Gutter: Shower scene in "200" (and yes, I CHOOSE to believe that it actually happened. )
T:
Fluff: Technobabble
Angst: Touches
Gutter: Tongue
U:
Fluff: Unspoken understanding (oooh double U! Do I get a prize. )
Angst: Ugly PJ's and resorting memories fo who they really are. (ok bit of a cop out).
Gutter: Under an alien influence.
Fluff: URGO!!
Angst: UST (Unresolved Sexual Tension)
Gutter: Urges Unravel Under the influence (Broca divide)
V:
Fluff: Vanilla (Jack prefers over chocolate)
Angst: Vigil at the bedside
Gutter: Virus (Broca Divide)
W:
Fluff: "I like Women, it's scientists I have a problem with. . ."
Angst: Wedding plans--to the Wrong man.
Gutter: Walking the ZPM to the geeks so that she can go pack to go fishing.
X:
Fluff: X-fiance (Bye, bye Pete! That gives me fluffy, happy smiles. )
Angst: X-301 and X-303 (Notice these two are always getting into parallel peril?)
Gutter: X-CO and X-2IC (Ummhmmm! Does this one need any further illucidation?)
Y:
Fluff: Young 'uns (little Cater-O'Neill's running around the SGC )
Angst: Yearning (looks, touches, hugs, etc.)
Gutter: Young 'uns (They don't actually come by stork!)
Z:
Fluff: Zero Hour - well that scene at the end of it anyway.
Angst: Zatarc detectors.
Gutter: Zero hour... the recut version, where Sam follows him into the locker room and does her best to help him remove the clothes he loves and prevent him from donning the clothes he abhors.
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