Sam Carter /Jack O'Neill Ship Appreciation Thread 2.0

[mad_gater]

its good to see there is another i mean im not normally a huge shipper but i do want confirmation with these two badly.

as do I...

[DutchIndeed]

TeeHee.
Guy Shipper speak is awesome. Short, but to the point.

[UhSir]

TeeHee.
Guy Shipper speak is awesome. Short, but to the point.

So true!!!

smilies by zuz

[majorsal]

jack: carter, i've got another riddle for you.

sam: please, god, no...

jack: no, this one's funny, just like the others!

sam: .....

jack: k, what do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

sam: an ear filled gorilla?

jack: no! anything you want, he can't hear you!

sam: ....

jack: k, another one!

sam: i feel sick...

jack: guh, just swallow it down. k, next one: why did king kong climb to the top
of the empire state building?

sam: ....

jack: try!

sam: to look out at the--

jack: jeez! no, he was too big for the elevator!

sam: ....

jack: you don't get these, do you?

sam: i do, sir, it's just...

jack: what?

sam: you're frightening in your simplicity.

jack: cool!

sam:

[chrono trigger]

jack: carter, i've got another riddle for you.

sam: please, god, no...

jack: no, this one's funny, just like the others!

sam: .....

jack: k, what do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

sam: an ear filled gorilla?

jack: no! anything you want, he can't hear you!

sam: ....

jack: k, another one!

sam: i feel sick...

jack: guh, just swallow it down. k, next one: why did king kong climb to the top
of the empire state building?

sam: ....

jack: try!

sam: to look out at the--

jack: jeez! no, he was too big for the elevator!

sam: ....

jack: you don't get these, do you?

sam: i do, sir, it's just...

jack: what?

sam: you're frightening in your simplicity.

jack: cool!

sam:

i like it very funny

[_SocraticMethod]

Spoiler:

jack: carter, i've got another riddle for you.

sam: please, god, no...

jack: no, this one's funny, just like the others!

sam: .....

jack: k, what do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

sam: an ear filled gorilla?

jack: no! anything you want, he can't hear you!

sam: ....

jack: k, another one!

sam: i feel sick...

jack: guh, just swallow it down. k, next one: why did king kong climb to the top
of the empire state building?

sam: ....

jack: try!

sam: to look out at the--

jack: jeez! no, he was too big for the elevator!

sam: ....

jack: you don't get these, do you?

sam: i do, sir, it's just...

jack: what?

sam: you're frightening in your simplicity.

jack: cool!

sam:

('Spoiler-ed' for length)

The best lines are definitely the "Please, god, no..." and "you're frightening in your simplicity." - I can see Sam just going *facepalm*

[Keaira Taegan]

Sally I cannot express enough love for your little sam and jack snippets that you write! haha they are seriously, quite often the highlight of my day

[Jacquelyn]

Touché!!

Heehee What can I say? I looove ALOT of them!

[yessika]

Sally, that is soo funny

[Jacquelyn]

jack: carter, i've got another riddle for you.

sam: please, god, no...

jack: no, this one's funny, just like the others!

sam: .....

jack: k, what do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

sam: an ear filled gorilla?

jack: no! anything you want, he can't hear you!

sam: ....

jack: k, another one!

sam: i feel sick...

jack: guh, just swallow it down. k, next one: why did king kong climb to the top
of the empire state building?

sam: ....

jack: try!

sam: to look out at the--

jack: jeez! no, he was too big for the elevator!

sam: ....

jack: you don't get these, do you?

sam: i do, sir, it's just...

jack: what?

sam: you're frightening in your simplicity.

jack: cool!

sam:

Good lord that is hilarious!! Wow you are awesome at coming up with these.

[mad_gater]

TeeHee.
Guy Shipper speak is awesome. Short, but to the point.

indeed....

[mad_gater]

:d



jack: Carter, i've got another riddle for you.

Sam: Please, god, no...

Jack: No, this one's funny, just like the others!

Sam: .....

Jack: K, what do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Sam: An ear filled gorilla?

Jack: No! Anything you want, he can't hear you!

Sam: ....

Jack: K, another one!

Sam: I feel sick...

Jack: Guh, just swallow it down. K, next one: Why did king kong climb to the top
of the empire state building?

Sam: ....

Jack: Try!

Sam: To look out at the--

jack: Jeez! No, he was too big for the elevator!

Sam: ....

Jack: You don't get these, do you?

Sam: I do, sir, it's just...

Jack: What?

Sam: You're frightening in your simplicity.

Jack: Cool!

Sam: :s

rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jacquelyn]

When they make the 3rd movie (which the BETTER!! ) I WANT to HEAR that Sam/Jack are officially together and not get little hints. Who's with me?!

[Akamaimom]

When they make the 3rd movie (which the BETTER!! ) I WANT to HEAR that Sam/Jack are officially together and not get little hints. Who's with me?!

**Raises hand obediently**

But at this point, I'd take anything!

[yessika]

When they make the 3rd movie (which the BETTER!! ) I WANT to HEAR that Sam/Jack are officially together and not get little hints. Who's with me?!

Me! *raises hand*