Sam Carter /Jack O'Neill Ship Appreciation Thread 2.0

[XFchemist]

Whilst browsing for S/J fanfic I stumbled across a Jack/Pete fic. It was rated NC-17. And, yes, I just had to check it was what it sounded like because my first response was "surely not?"

I now need to gouge my eyes out with a spoon. Damn curious mind! Who would write that?!

lalalalalalalalala

[IamDKScully]

There aren't even enough levels of wrong to rate that!

[XFchemist]

I love your shipper videos, XFchemist!! I was watching a lot of them just yesterday, and you're doing an awesome job!!!

thanks!

Between drawings and my own vids I can't really work on requests. I just don't have enough free time.

[fems]

Whilst browsing for S/J fanfic I stumbled across a Jack/Pete fic. It was rated NC-17. And, yes, I just had to check it was what it sounded like because my first response was "surely not?"

I now need to gouge my eyes out with a spoon. Damn curious mind! Who would write that?!

Poor you! I guess that means I'm definitely keeping my FFnet filters on Sam and Jack because if that fic is also on FFnet and I try to search for just one character (either Sam or Jack) the story might pop up with Pete as the second character! ö

[IamDKScully]

Divide&Conquer
*shippy sigh*


[youtube;8Uct6fan7OM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uct6fan7OM&list=PLFC4301A7D57EC7CC&index=61

Continued *sigh* for D&C

Spoiler:

Ode to Divide and Conquer

Jack met Sam and his world melted
Sam met Jack and knew she felt it
They tried and tried with all their might
To ignore their feelings and face the fight
Battling baddies and saving the planet
Getting killed or fixed by Janet
Daniel’s in trouble yet again
Sam and Jack will rescue him
General Hammond says “God Speed”
They gate off to find what Earth may need
Teal’c sits back and watches all
Pretends he doesn’t see them fall
But he was there that fateful day
When Jack told Sam he felt “that way”
He cares more than he is allowed
To the joy of shippers in the crowd
And so today we celebrate
Anise’s armbands were first rate!

[Jack4Sam]

Indeed, even *if* you like the idea of them, how is anything to do with Pete and nakedness at all appealing?!

Hahaha! Agree completely.

Not to mention highly OOC. Jack didn't even like Pete...

Yes, I find J/D stories icky and implausible. This is that times ten(at least).

lalalalalalalalala

There aren't even enough levels of wrong to rate that!

*nods*

[Sparky She-Demon]

That's simultaneously gross and hilarious - also horrific.

There aren't even enough levels of wrong to rate that!

Not to mention highly OOC. Jack didn't even like Pete...

That is so wrong. I need mind bleach just from thinking about it!

[XFchemist]

Continued *sigh* for D&C

Spoiler:

Ode to Divide and Conquer

Jack met Sam and his world melted
Sam met Jack and knew she felt it
They tried and tried with all their might
To ignore their feelings and face the fight
Battling baddies and saving the planet
Getting killed or fixed by Janet
Daniel’s in trouble yet again
Sam and Jack will rescue him
General Hammond says “God Speed”
They gate off to find what Earth may need
Teal’c sits back and watches all
Pretends he doesn’t see them fall
But he was there that fateful day
When Jack told Sam he felt “that way”
He cares more than he is allowed
To the joy of shippers in the crowd
And so today we celebrate
Anise’s armbands were first rate!

[AmberLM]

Poor you! I guess that means I'm definitely keeping my FFnet filters on Sam and Jack because if that fic is also on FFnet and I try to search for just one character (either Sam or Jack) the story might pop up with Pete as the second character! ö

Was my fault, I just googled it. I was looking Sam/Jack fics where Sam and Janet discuss Jack and Daniel - not sure how it got Jack/Pete from that at all!

[picardythirds]

Can we please stop talking about that disturbing thought? It is VERY disturbing. Pic spam, anyone???!! That'll work for mind-bleach.

[Sparky She-Demon]

[IamDKScully]

Someone say pic spam??

[IamDKScully]

[Sparky She-Demon]

[AmberLM]

Anyone got any good recs for Sam/Jack ship, Sam/Janet friendship fics?