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Sam Carter /Jack O'Neill Ship Appreciation Thread 2.0
Well. Maybe that's the REAL reason Jack always stopped Sam's technobabble... too much... tension... for him. And y'know in the "Shroud" he was looking at that sheet of paper rather intently...
lol. that was the RST... it was the first time there'd been oxygen in his brain when he'd discussed science with her: "Oh... wait.. this does make sense..."
lol. that was the RST... it was the first time there'd been oxygen in his brain when he'd discussed science with her: "Oh... wait.. this does make sense..."
Exactly...
Spoiler:
Once he'd gone through the wormhole, he could clear his mind for actual science. George's theory on "Seinfeld" was so wrong in this case (anyone? anyone?).
Once he'd gone through the wormhole, he could clear his mind for actual science.
Which brings us back to my original point, which is:
Spoiler:
when one is thunking, one should pay attention so one doesn't miss the wormhole. Or it will just keep getting worse, and worse, and worse.... Until all you can keep down are mashed potatoes and they might have to freeze you in Antarctica for your own safety. 'Tis true, I'm afraid.
Which brings us back to my original point, which is:
Spoiler:
when one is thunking, one should pay attention so one doesn't miss the wormhole. Or it will just keep getting worse, and worse, and worse.... Until all you can keep down are mashed potatoes and they might have to freeze you in Antarctica for your own safety. 'Tis true, I'm afraid.
And thus we have the evil evil evil combination that we call... A TATER TOT.
I was randomly reminded once again of the overwhelmingly *insert word I won't use here* imagery of Stargate just the other day. In this light, I can't help thinking going through the open wormhole is more appropriate in a thunking mental state than missing it completely...
Dude. I'm so getting myself kicked off Gateworld again. (joking.. I've never been kicked off... just... looked upon sternly)
ROFLMAO!
Ah, the ol' *orifice*!
About getting "kicked off"...
Spoiler:
When I came back to the party Thread last summer, I was warned, lots and lots and lots, about heavy-handed modding of Guttery content... not that it slowed me down in the slightest... and the only thing that did get me modded... was a gif that was too big.
And I'd never thought about the 'Gate quite that way, Jenn. But wouldn't wormhole physics kind of get in the way? Ha ha ha.
Welcome!
I'm the one these folks usually blame for the back-splash of Gutter that keeps flooding the Cavern of Angst around here. To be fair, it is *often* (as in frequently) my fault.
As for your spoilered comment...
Spoiler:
I refer you to one of the bestest Gutter fics I have ever read: "jacksex.doc" from the Danny Lurks series. Very much a Mature fic, though, so the link is to the main Danny Lurks page, scroll to the very bottom to find this one and *read* it. I never looked at wormhole travel the same again after reading that one!
Ew.. that sounds like the most evil Kid!Fic ever!!
EDIT: Somebody better stop us...
Too bad you don't read AUs - I just got this crazy plot idea... Bren would be rolling over in her guttery bed... but who knows... I have too many plot balls running around in my head as it is.
I know you didn't have me in mind... I want ya to keep going! This is a great way to start the day! (Yes, I am getting a very late start this Monday...)
Well. Maybe that's the REAL reason Jack always stopped Sam's technobabble... too much... tension... for him. And y'know in the "Shroud" he was looking at that sheet of paper rather intently...
That's 'cause he was actually staring at the clipping from the Kama Sutra he'd taped over the technobabble...
lol. that was the RST... it was the first time there'd been oxygen in his brain when he'd discussed science with her: "Oh... wait.. this does make sense..."
Which brings us back to my original point, which is:
Spoiler:
when one is thunking, one should pay attention so one doesn't miss the wormhole. Or it will just keep getting worse, and worse, and worse.... Until all you can keep down are mashed potatoes and they might have to freeze you in Antarctica for your own safety. 'Tis true, I'm afraid.
Too bad you don't read AUs - I just got this crazy plot idea... Bren would be rolling over in her guttery bed... but who knows... I have too many plot balls running around in my head as it is.
Balls can run? Cause, you know, usually mine roll. Or bounce.
Bouncing balls! Might be better, tho, if it were "Bouncing Ba'als"...
I know you didn't have me in mind... I want ya to keep going! This is a great way to start the day! (Yes, I am getting a very late start this Monday...)
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