Sam Carter/Amanda Tapping Discussion/Appreciation

[Skydiver]

-1. Go suck a lemon. - NZNeep
-2. "just because my reproductive organs are on the inside doesn't mean i can't pee standing up." - majorsal
-3. You can't watch The Simpsons right now. We have to prevent global disaster. - Gate gal
-4. (with tone lilting to the tune of 'Dem Dry Bones (Skeletal Bones)' “The DHD is connected to the Star-gate, the Stargate is connected to the worm-hole, the wormhole is connected through sub-space, through subspace it's connected to another Star-gate, the other Stargate is connected to another D-HD…”… pause… silence… “What? No… I wasn’t being sarcastic,” (insincerely).... “Right... fruit and donuts it is...” - astrogeologist
-5. "Where are my ruby slippers when I need them??" - chelle db
-6. "The Go'ould are really evil. Like so evil, that you would say they were E-VEEL, like they are the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL." - antoa315
-7. "When you said get a life sir, i just presumed you had one." - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
-8. "You know...if one more person refers to me as Mary Poppins or Stargate Barbie or any other cutsie fictional do-gooder, they're gonna learn damn fast how the 'Carter Special' got its name." - Über
-9. When we throw the switches, we have ten minutes 'til the ship explodes. If we ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space. - PengYn
-10. Screw this, I'm going Fishing. - Tittamiire
-11. (to Hammond) Sir, would you mind if I rubbed your head for luck?-jckfan

-12. To Cameron: 'If you run off like that again, I'm gonna super cal my fragilistic on your ass!'

[Uber]

What?! Still no Star Wars homage???

[Skydiver]

What?! Still no Star Wars homage???

looks pointedly at Ooobsy....you want star wars dear, go for it

[Skydiver]

hey folks, let's see if we can do this with PGing the profanity please. Some have no issue with it, others do.

[PengYn]

-1. Go suck a lemon. - NZNeep
-2. "just because my reproductive organs are on the inside doesn't mean i can't pee standing up." - majorsal
-3. You can't watch The Simpsons right now. We have to prevent global disaster. - Gate gal
-4. (with tone lilting to the tune of 'Dem Dry Bones (Skeletal Bones)' “The DHD is connected to the Star-gate, the Stargate is connected to the worm-hole, the wormhole is connected through sub-space, through subspace it's connected to another Star-gate, the other Stargate is connected to another D-HD…”… pause… silence… “What? No… I wasn’t being sarcastic,” (insincerely).... “Right... fruit and donuts it is...” - astrogeologist
-5. "Where are my ruby slippers when I need them??" - chelle db
-6. "The Go'ould are really evil. Like so evil, that you would say they were E-VEEL, like they are the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL." - antoa315
-7. "When you said get a life sir, i just presumed you had one." - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
-8. "You know...if one more person refers to me as Mary Poppins or Stargate Barbie or any other cutsie fictional do-gooder, they're gonna learn damn fast how the 'Carter Special' got its name." - Über
-9. When we throw the switches, we have ten minutes 'til the ship explodes. If we ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space. - PengYn
-10. Screw this, I'm going Fishing. - Tittamiire
-11. (to Hammond) Sir, would you mind if I rubbed your head for luck?-jckfan
-12. To Cameron: 'If you run off like that again, I'm gonna super cal my fragilistic on your ass!' - Skydiver

What?! Still no Star Wars homage???

will attempt...

-13. (After being zatted and/or stun grenaded) I think my eyesight's getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big bright blur. - PengYn

[ForeverSg1]

What?! Still no Star Wars homage???

TEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLCCCC *heavy breathing* I YAM YOUR MUTHA.


I'd just like to say that I'm really saddened by the fact that Scari is without an internet connection this weekend and unable to join us in our little game, because I can't magine the kind of kinky little comments she'd have come up with! But I'm sure I'd be shaking my head at them and laughing internally.

[SunKrux]

TEEEEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLCCCC *heavy breathing* I YAM YOUR MUTHA.

[Luvnjoe]

"The Go'ould are really evil. Like so evil, that you would say they were E-VEEL, like they are the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL." - antoa315

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Perfection!!

[antoa]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Perfection!!

Yay! *someone* got my obscure movie reference. That is such a brilliant movie. I keep meaning to buy it...

[the dancer of spaz]

hey folks, let's see if we can do this with PGing the profanity please. Some have no issue with it, others do.

Does that include sexual innuendo, too?

I was just wondering, because I would think PG-ification, as it were, goes both ways in that department.

[NZNeep]

WELCOME TO SAMANDA!!!!

Hope you enjoy your stay and have lots of fun!!!!


And can I just to y'all I am ROFLing here with the - thingies So how far are you all going??? just a question eh... Or does Spazzy need to come up with an even funnier one

Well, I was thinking like this... once it gets to -50, we ping back through -49, -48 again, all the way up to 50 again. Repeat. It's like the version of the expanding universe theory where all matter is zooming out until a certain point, then pulling in again until it's really tiny and there is another big bang. Repeat. Sam could describe it better.

[Jackie]

50 More Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)

In sequential additive inverse order.

Sam says “The additive inverse of any number x is the number that gives zero when added to x. For exampe, the additive inverse of 5 is -5.”

-1. Go suck a lemon. - NZNeep
-2. "just because my reproductive organs are on the inside doesn't mean i can't pee standing up." - majorsal
-3. You can't watch The Simpsons right now. We have to prevent global disaster. - Gate gal
-4. (with tone lilting to the tune of 'Dem Dry Bones (Skeletal Bones)' “The DHD is connected to the Star-gate, the Stargate is connected to the worm-hole, the wormhole is connected through sub-space, through subspace it's connected to another Star-gate, the other Stargate is connected to another D-HD…”… pause… silence… “What? No… I wasn’t being sarcastic,” (insincerely).... “Right... fruit and donuts it is...” - astrogeologist
-5. "Where are my ruby slippers when I need them??" - chelle db
-6. "The Go'ould are really evil. Like so evil, that you would say they were E-VEEL, like they are the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL." - antoa315
-7. "When you said get a life sir, i just presumed you had one." - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
-8. "You know...if one more person refers to me as Mary Poppins or Stargate Barbie or any other cutsie fictional do-gooder, they're gonna learn damn fast how the 'Carter Special' got its name." - Über
-9. When we throw the switches, we have ten minutes 'til the ship explodes. If we ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space. - PengYn
-10. Screw this, I'm going Fishing. - Tittamiire
-11. (to Hammond) Sir, would you mind if I rubbed your head for luck?-jckfan

14. Vala, lose the Pippi Longstocking look. this is the SGC--not Disneyland.

[jckfan55]

-1. Go suck a lemon. - NZNeep
-2. "just because my reproductive organs are on the inside doesn't mean i can't pee standing up." - majorsal
-3. You can't watch The Simpsons right now. We have to prevent global disaster. - Gate gal
-4. (with tone lilting to the tune of 'Dem Dry Bones (Skeletal Bones)' “The DHD is connected to the Star-gate, the Stargate is connected to the worm-hole, the wormhole is connected through sub-space, through subspace it's connected to another Star-gate, the other Stargate is connected to another D-HD…”… pause… silence… “What? No… I wasn’t being sarcastic,” (insincerely).... “Right... fruit and donuts it is...” - astrogeologist
-5. "Where are my ruby slippers when I need them??" - chelle db
-6. "The Go'ould are really evil. Like so evil, that you would say they were E-VEEL, like they are the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL." - antoa315
-7. "When you said get a life sir, i just presumed you had one." - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
-8. "You know...if one more person refers to me as Mary Poppins or Stargate Barbie or any other cutsie fictional do-gooder, they're gonna learn damn fast how the 'Carter Special' got its name." - Über
-9. When we throw the switches, we have ten minutes 'til the ship explodes. If we ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space. - PengYn
-10. Screw this, I'm going Fishing. - Tittamiire
-11. (to Hammond) Sir, would you mind if I rubbed your head for luck?-jckfan
-12. To Cameron: 'If you run off like that again, I'm gonna super cal my fragilistic on your ass!' - Skydiver
-13. Cut me off one more time when I'm trying to explain something and I swear your Simpsons collection is going into the next unstable vortex of a forming wormhole...that's the kawoosh to you, sir.-jckfan

[Jackie]

-1. Go suck a lemon. - NZNeep
-2. "just because my reproductive organs are on the inside doesn't mean i can't pee standing up." - majorsal
-3. You can't watch The Simpsons right now. We have to prevent global disaster. - Gate gal
-4. (with tone lilting to the tune of 'Dem Dry Bones (Skeletal Bones)' “The DHD is connected to the Star-gate, the Stargate is connected to the worm-hole, the wormhole is connected through sub-space, through subspace it's connected to another Star-gate, the other Stargate is connected to another D-HD…”… pause… silence… “What? No… I wasn’t being sarcastic,” (insincerely).... “Right... fruit and donuts it is...” - astrogeologist
-5. "Where are my ruby slippers when I need them??" - chelle db
-6. "The Go'ould are really evil. Like so evil, that you would say they were E-VEEL, like they are the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL." - antoa315
-7. "When you said get a life sir, i just presumed you had one." - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
-8. "You know...if one more person refers to me as Mary Poppins or Stargate Barbie or any other cutsie fictional do-gooder, they're gonna learn damn fast how the 'Carter Special' got its name." - Über
-9. When we throw the switches, we have ten minutes 'til the ship explodes. If we ain't outta here in ten minutes, we won't need no rocket to fly through space. - PengYn
-10. Screw this, I'm going Fishing. - Tittamiire
-11. (to Hammond) Sir, would you mind if I rubbed your head for luck?-jckfan
-12. To Cameron: 'If you run off like that again, I'm gonna super cal my fragilistic on your ass!' - Skydiver
-13. Cut me off one more time when I'm trying to explain something and I swear your Simpsons collection is going into the next unstable vortex of a forming wormhole...that's the kawoosh to you, sir.-jckfan

LOL.


14. Vala, lose the Pippi Longstocking look. This is the SGC not Disnyland.

15. Cam, General O'Neill would pretend to be dumb to amuse us. You're not nearly as amusing.

[jckfan55]

LOL.


14. Vala, lose the Pippi Longstocking look. This is the SGC not Disnyland.

15. Cam, General O'Neill would pretend to be dumb to amuse us. You're not nearly as amusing.

Excellent. You guys are so good I'm running out of green jello.