Sam Carter/Amanda Tapping Discussion/Appreciation

[jckfan55]

50 Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)

50 - "It's on like Donkey Kong!" - the dancer of spaz
49 - "Oh, bite me!" - ForeverSg1
48 - "If only they really knew how smart I am." - RepliCartertje
47 - "McKay, my eyes are up here!" - Mandy
46 - "SG1 leader my a**" - jckfan55
45 - "Vala I think I love you. No really I LOVE you. Let's get out of here." - SunKrux
44 - "I built a naquadah reactor, blew up a sun, modified Merlin's weapon. I'm taking the day off.... Oh Jaaack." - Ann
43 - "I am the pwnage." - AD
42 - "I'll be damned if I'm going to die because you're too impulsive to listen to your teammates before you go off half-cocked. I don't care who's in command!" - scifithinker
41 - "Oh for cryin' out loud...stop your whining, McKay. I only gave you a black eye. This time." - Über
40 - "I'm obsessed with jello because I keep imagining Jack, Daniel and Teal'c wrestling in it." - rderoch
39 - "Vala, shut up. Daniel, stop talking. Mitchell, stand still. Teal'c, learn to speak earthling. General Landry, reviews your decisions once or twice. Dr Lam, grow up. Jack, strip." - majorsal
38 - "You know sir, this would be alot easier if you just shut up and Kissed me" - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
37 - "Jack O'Neill, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever." - Skydiver
36 - "Jack, kiss my a**. No really kiss it." - mara-anni
35 - "I'm going to kick the snot out of the next person who says the word 'technobabble' in my presence." - Strix varia
34 - "You want to do the pilots' briefing? Fine! Hope you have a great time - 'cuz it gives me just enough time for a test flight (and maybe a little fun) while you are yakking with the boys. - astrogeologist
33 - "Don't ask for an explanation if you don't want to hear it." - astrogeologist
32 - "Math is *fun*!!!" - astrogeologist
31 - "No. I will not help create a new superbomb." - astrogeologist
30 - "Yes, sir. Right away, sir! Three bags full, sir!" (directed at any of the numbskulled bureaucratic idiotic thick-headed 'superior' officers who can't see beyond their own preconceptions...). Of course this is probably something along the lines of what many officers think daily about some of their 'superior' officers. - astrogeologist
29 - "Yes, an alien energy being followed me home through the Stargate. Anyone who tells me that I'm just stressed and need to relax or see a shrink.. is getting zatted!" - astrogeologist
28 - "I Samantha Carter, take you Jonathon O'Neill to be my lawful wedded husband, in sickness and health for as long as we both shall live!" - chelle db
27 - "If only I could be that replicater version of me for one day - or two." RepliCartertje
26 - "With NO due respect, Sir." Tagger
25- "When I say Not Yet, I mean NOT YET!!!!!" - Mandy

24--"Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the reason Orlin came back to see us...sir." (this could go along with #26)- jckfan55

[scifithinker]

50 Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)


50 - "It's on like Donkey Kong!" - the dancer of spaz
49 - "Oh, bite me!" - ForeverSg1
48 - "If only they really knew how smart I am." - RepliCartertje
47 - "McKay, my eyes are up here!" - Mandy
46 - "SG1 leader my a**" - jckfan55
45 - "Vala I think I love you. No really I LOVE you. Let's get out of here." - SunKrux
44 - "I built a naquadah reactor, blew up a sun, modified Merlin's weapon. I'm taking the day off.... Oh Jaaack." - Ann
43 - "I am the pwnage." - AD
42 - "I'll be damned if I'm going to die because you're too impulsive to listen to your teammates before you go off half-cocked. I don't care who's in command!" - scifithinker
41 - "Oh for cryin' out loud...stop your whining, McKay. I only gave you a black eye. This time." - Über
40 - "I'm obsessed with jello because I keep imagining Jack, Daniel and Teal'c wrestling in it." - rderoch
39 - "Vala, shut up. Daniel, stop talking. Mitchell, stand still. Teal'c, learn to speak earthling. General Landry, reviews your decisions once or twice. Dr Lam, grow up. Jack, strip." - majorsal
38 - "You know sir, this would be alot easier if you just shut up and Kissed me" - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
37 - "Jack O'Neill, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever." - Skydiver
36 - "Jack, kiss my a**. No really kiss it." - mara-anni
35 - "I'm going to kick the snot out of the next person who says the word 'technobabble' in my presence." - Strix varia
34 - "You want to do the pilots' briefing? Fine! Hope you have a great time - 'cuz it gives me just enough time for a test flight (and maybe a little fun) while you are yakking with the boys. - astrogeologist
33 - "Don't ask for an explanation if you don't want to hear it." - astrogeologist
32 - "Math is *fun*!!!" - astrogeologist
31 - "No. I will not help create a new superbomb." - astrogeologist
30 - "Yes, sir. Right away, sir! Three bags full, sir!" (directed at any of the numbskulled bureaucratic idiotic thick-headed 'superior' officers who can't see beyond their own preconceptions...). Of course this is probably something along the lines of what many officers think daily about some of their 'superior' officers. - astrogeologist
29 - "Yes, an alien energy being followed me home through the Stargate. Anyone who tells me that I'm just stressed and need to relax or see a shrink.. is getting zatted!" - astrogeologist
28 - "I Samantha Carter, take you Jonathon O'Neill to be my lawful wedded husband, in sickness and health for as long as we both shall live!" - chelle db
27 - "If only I could be that replicater version of me for one day - or two." RepliCartertje
26 - "With NO due respect, Sir." Tagger
25- "When I say Not Yet, I mean NOT YET!!!!!" - Mandy
24--"Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the reason Orlin came back to see us...sir." (this could go along with #26)- jckfan55

25--"General Landry, Sir, just because you order me to make the upgrade in three days doesn't mean I can. Even if I had every SGC and every Area 51 scientist at my disposal, it cannot be done in three days. I know the IOA wants it now, but the answer is an unequivocal no."--scifithinker

[ForeverSg1]

50 Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)


50 - "It's on like Donkey Kong!" - the dancer of spaz
49 - "Oh, bite me!" - ForeverSg1
48 - "If only they really knew how smart I am." - RepliCartertje
47 - "McKay, my eyes are up here!" - Mandy
46 - "SG1 leader my a**" - jckfan55
45 - "Vala I think I love you. No really I LOVE you. Let's get out of here." - SunKrux
44 - "I built a naquadah reactor, blew up a sun, modified Merlin's weapon. I'm taking the day off.... Oh Jaaack." - Ann
43 - "I am the pwnage." - AD
42 - "I'll be damned if I'm going to die because you're too impulsive to listen to your teammates before you go off half-cocked. I don't care who's in command!" - scifithinker
41 - "Oh for cryin' out loud...stop your whining, McKay. I only gave you a black eye. This time." - Über
40 - "I'm obsessed with jello because I keep imagining Jack, Daniel and Teal'c wrestling in it." - rderoch
39 - "Vala, shut up. Daniel, stop talking. Mitchell, stand still. Teal'c, learn to speak earthling. General Landry, reviews your decisions once or twice. Dr Lam, grow up. Jack, strip." - majorsal
38 - "You know sir, this would be alot easier if you just shut up and Kissed me" - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
37 - "Jack O'Neill, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever." - Skydiver
36 - "Jack, kiss my a**. No really kiss it." - mara-anni
35 - "I'm going to kick the snot out of the next person who says the word 'technobabble' in my presence." - Strix varia
34 - "You want to do the pilots' briefing? Fine! Hope you have a great time - 'cuz it gives me just enough time for a test flight (and maybe a little fun) while you are yakking with the boys. - astrogeologist
33 - "Don't ask for an explanation if you don't want to hear it." - astrogeologist
32 - "Math is *fun*!!!" - astrogeologist
31 - "No. I will not help create a new superbomb." - astrogeologist
30 - "Yes, sir. Right away, sir! Three bags full, sir!" (directed at any of the numbskulled bureaucratic idiotic thick-headed 'superior' officers who can't see beyond their own preconceptions...). Of course this is probably something along the lines of what many officers think daily about some of their 'superior' officers. - astrogeologist
29 - "Yes, an alien energy being followed me home through the Stargate. Anyone who tells me that I'm just stressed and need to relax or see a shrink.. is getting zatted!" - astrogeologist
28 - "I Samantha Carter, take you Jonathon O'Neill to be my lawful wedded husband, in sickness and health for as long as we both shall live!" - chelle db
27 - "If only I could be that replicater version of me for one day - or two." RepliCartertje
26 - "With NO due respect, Sir." Tagger
25- "When I say Not Yet, I mean NOT YET!!!!!" - Mandy
24--"Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the reason Orlin came back to see us...sir." (this could go along with #26)- jckfan55
25--"General Landry, Sir, just because you order me to make the upgrade in three days doesn't mean I can. Even if I had every SGC and every Area 51 scientist at my disposal, it cannot be done in three days. I know the IOA wants it now, but the answer is an unequivocal no."--scifithinker

24 - Let's see how much torque this baby really has, shall we?
*A huge grin covering her face as she punches the accelerator and feels Tealc's arms tighten ever so slightly about her waist.*

[kir_fect]

50 Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)


50 - "It's on like Donkey Kong!" - the dancer of spaz
49 - "Oh, bite me!" - ForeverSg1
48 - "If only they really knew how smart I am." - RepliCartertje
47 - "McKay, my eyes are up here!" - Mandy
46 - "SG1 leader my a**" - jckfan55
45 - "Vala I think I love you. No really I LOVE you. Let's get out of here." - SunKrux
44 - "I built a naquadah reactor, blew up a sun, modified Merlin's weapon. I'm taking the day off.... Oh Jaaack." - Ann
43 - "I am the pwnage." - AD
42 - "I'll be damned if I'm going to die because you're too impulsive to listen to your teammates before you go off half-cocked. I don't care who's in command!" - scifithinker
41 - "Oh for cryin' out loud...stop your whining, McKay. I only gave you a black eye. This time." - Über
40 - "I'm obsessed with jello because I keep imagining Jack, Daniel and Teal'c wrestling in it." - rderoch
39 - "Vala, shut up. Daniel, stop talking. Mitchell, stand still. Teal'c, learn to speak earthling. General Landry, reviews your decisions once or twice. Dr Lam, grow up. Jack, strip." - majorsal
38 - "You know sir, this would be alot easier if you just shut up and Kissed me" - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
37 - "Jack O'Neill, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever." - Skydiver
36 - "Jack, kiss my a**. No really kiss it." - mara-anni
35 - "I'm going to kick the snot out of the next person who says the word 'technobabble' in my presence." - Strix varia
34 - "You want to do the pilots' briefing? Fine! Hope you have a great time - 'cuz it gives me just enough time for a test flight (and maybe a little fun) while you are yakking with the boys. - astrogeologist
33 - "Don't ask for an explanation if you don't want to hear it." - astrogeologist
32 - "Math is *fun*!!!" - astrogeologist
31 - "No. I will not help create a new superbomb." - astrogeologist
30 - "Yes, sir. Right away, sir! Three bags full, sir!" (directed at any of the numbskulled bureaucratic idiotic thick-headed 'superior' officers who can't see beyond their own preconceptions...). Of course this is probably something along the lines of what many officers think daily about some of their 'superior' officers. - astrogeologist
29 - "Yes, an alien energy being followed me home through the Stargate. Anyone who tells me that I'm just stressed and need to relax or see a shrink.. is getting zatted!" - astrogeologist
28 - "I Samantha Carter, take you Jonathon O'Neill to be my lawful wedded husband, in sickness and health for as long as we both shall live!" - chelle db
27 - "If only I could be that replicater version of me for one day - or two." RepliCartertje
26 - "With NO due respect, Sir." Tagger
25- "When I say Not Yet, I mean NOT YET!!!!!" - Mandy
24--"Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the reason Orlin came back to see us...sir." (this could go along with #26)- jckfan55
23--"General Landry, Sir, just because you order me to make the upgrade in three days doesn't mean I can. Even if I had every SGC and every Area 51 scientist at my disposal, it cannot be done in three days. I know the IOA wants it now, but the answer is an unequivocal no."--scifithinker
22 - Let's see how much torque this baby really has, shall we? ForeverSg1
21. “Whoa that was friggin awesome!” KirFect


I fixed the count it was off by one

[Mandysg1]

50 Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)

Spoiler:

50 - "It's on like Donkey Kong!" - the dancer of spaz
49 - "Oh, bite me!" - ForeverSg1
48 - "If only they really knew how smart I am." - RepliCartertje
47 - "McKay, my eyes are up here!" - Mandy
46 - "SG1 leader my a**" - jckfan55
45 - "Vala I think I love you. No really I LOVE you. Let's get out of here." - SunKrux
44 - "I built a naquadah reactor, blew up a sun, modified Merlin's weapon. I'm taking the day off.... Oh Jaaack." - Ann
43 - "I am the pwnage." - AD
42 - "I'll be damned if I'm going to die because you're too impulsive to listen to your teammates before you go off half-cocked. I don't care who's in command!" - scifithinker
41 - "Oh for cryin' out loud...stop your whining, McKay. I only gave you a black eye. This time." - Über
40 - "I'm obsessed with jello because I keep imagining Jack, Daniel and Teal'c wrestling in it." - rderoch
39 - "Vala, shut up. Daniel, stop talking. Mitchell, stand still. Teal'c, learn to speak earthling. General Landry, reviews your decisions once or twice. Dr Lam, grow up. Jack, strip." - majorsal
38 - "You know sir, this would be alot easier if you just shut up and Kissed me" - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
37 - "Jack O'Neill, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever." - Skydiver
36 - "Jack, kiss my a**. No really kiss it." - mara-anni
35 - "I'm going to kick the snot out of the next person who says the word 'technobabble' in my presence." - Strix varia
34 - "You want to do the pilots' briefing? Fine! Hope you have a great time - 'cuz it gives me just enough time for a test flight (and maybe a little fun) while you are yakking with the boys. - astrogeologist
33 - "Don't ask for an explanation if you don't want to hear it." - astrogeologist
32 - "Math is *fun*!!!" - astrogeologist
31 - "No. I will not help create a new superbomb." - astrogeologist
30 - "Yes, sir. Right away, sir! Three bags full, sir!" (directed at any of the numbskulled bureaucratic idiotic thick-headed 'superior' officers who can't see beyond their own preconceptions...). Of course this is probably something along the lines of what many officers think daily about some of their 'superior' officers. - astrogeologist
29 - "Yes, an alien energy being followed me home through the Stargate. Anyone who tells me that I'm just stressed and need to relax or see a shrink.. is getting zatted!" - astrogeologist
28 - "I Samantha Carter, take you Jonathon O'Neill to be my lawful wedded husband, in sickness and health for as long as we both shall live!" - chelle db
27 - "If only I could be that replicater version of me for one day - or two." RepliCartertje
26 - "With NO due respect, Sir." Tagger
25- "When I say Not Yet, I mean NOT YET!!!!!" - Mandy
24--"Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the reason Orlin came back to see us...sir." (this could go along with #26)- jckfan55
23--"General Landry, Sir, just because you order me to make the upgrade in three days doesn't mean I can. Even if I had every SGC and every Area 51 scientist at my disposal, it cannot be done in three days. I know the IOA wants it now, but the answer is an unequivocal no."--scifithinker
22 - Let's see how much torque this baby really has, shall we? ForeverSg1
21. “Whoa that was friggin awesome!” KirFect

20- "Sir, please don't play with my doohickeys." - Mandy

I used spoilers for space, so when quoting, please take out the space between posts

[petemoretti]

50 Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)

Spoiler:

50 - "It's on like Donkey Kong!" - the dancer of spaz
49 - "Oh, bite me!" - ForeverSg1
48 - "If only they really knew how smart I am." - RepliCartertje
47 - "McKay, my eyes are up here!" - Mandy
46 - "SG1 leader my a**" - jckfan55
45 - "Vala I think I love you. No really I LOVE you. Let's get out of here." - SunKrux
44 - "I built a naquadah reactor, blew up a sun, modified Merlin's weapon. I'm taking the day off.... Oh Jaaack." - Ann
43 - "I am the pwnage." - AD
42 - "I'll be damned if I'm going to die because you're too impulsive to listen to your teammates before you go off half-cocked. I don't care who's in command!" - scifithinker
41 - "Oh for cryin' out loud...stop your whining, McKay. I only gave you a black eye. This time." - Über
40 - "I'm obsessed with jello because I keep imagining Jack, Daniel and Teal'c wrestling in it." - rderoch
39 - "Vala, shut up. Daniel, stop talking. Mitchell, stand still. Teal'c, learn to speak earthling. General Landry, reviews your decisions once or twice. Dr Lam, grow up. Jack, strip." - majorsal
38 - "You know sir, this would be alot easier if you just shut up and Kissed me" - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
37 - "Jack O'Neill, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever." - Skydiver
36 - "Jack, kiss my a**. No really kiss it." - mara-anni
35 - "I'm going to kick the snot out of the next person who says the word 'technobabble' in my presence." - Strix varia
34 - "You want to do the pilots' briefing? Fine! Hope you have a great time - 'cuz it gives me just enough time for a test flight (and maybe a little fun) while you are yakking with the boys. - astrogeologist
33 - "Don't ask for an explanation if you don't want to hear it." - astrogeologist
32 - "Math is *fun*!!!" - astrogeologist
31 - "No. I will not help create a new superbomb." - astrogeologist
30 - "Yes, sir. Right away, sir! Three bags full, sir!" (directed at any of the numbskulled bureaucratic idiotic thick-headed 'superior' officers who can't see beyond their own preconceptions...). Of course this is probably something along the lines of what many officers think daily about some of their 'superior' officers. - astrogeologist
29 - "Yes, an alien energy being followed me home through the Stargate. Anyone who tells me that I'm just stressed and need to relax or see a shrink.. is getting zatted!" - astrogeologist
28 - "I Samantha Carter, take you Jonathon O'Neill to be my lawful wedded husband, in sickness and health for as long as we both shall live!" - chelle db
27 - "If only I could be that replicater version of me for one day - or two." RepliCartertje
26 - "With NO due respect, Sir." Tagger
25- "When I say Not Yet, I mean NOT YET!!!!!" - Mandy
24--"Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the reason Orlin came back to see us...sir." (this could go along with #26)- jckfan55
23--"General Landry, Sir, just because you order me to make the upgrade in three days doesn't mean I can. Even if I had every SGC and every Area 51 scientist at my disposal, it cannot be done in three days. I know the IOA wants it now, but the answer is an unequivocal no."--scifithinker
22 - Let's see how much torque this baby really has, shall we? ForeverSg1
21. “Whoa that was friggin awesome!” KirFect

20- "Sir, please don't play with my doohickeys."

I used spoilers for space, so when quoting, please take out the space between posts

19 - "Sir, please play with my doohickey!" (Sir=)

[jckfan55]

50 Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)

Spoiler:

50 - "It's on like Donkey Kong!" - the dancer of spaz
49 - "Oh, bite me!" - ForeverSg1
48 - "If only they really knew how smart I am." - RepliCartertje
47 - "McKay, my eyes are up here!" - Mandy
46 - "SG1 leader my a**" - jckfan55
45 - "Vala I think I love you. No really I LOVE you. Let's get out of here." - SunKrux
44 - "I built a naquadah reactor, blew up a sun, modified Merlin's weapon. I'm taking the day off.... Oh Jaaack." - Ann
43 - "I am the pwnage." - AD
42 - "I'll be damned if I'm going to die because you're too impulsive to listen to your teammates before you go off half-cocked. I don't care who's in command!" - scifithinker
41 - "Oh for cryin' out loud...stop your whining, McKay. I only gave you a black eye. This time." - Über
40 - "I'm obsessed with jello because I keep imagining Jack, Daniel and Teal'c wrestling in it." - rderoch
39 - "Vala, shut up. Daniel, stop talking. Mitchell, stand still. Teal'c, learn to speak earthling. General Landry, reviews your decisions once or twice. Dr Lam, grow up. Jack, strip." - majorsal
38 - "You know sir, this would be alot easier if you just shut up and Kissed me" - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
37 - "Jack O'Neill, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever." - Skydiver
36 - "Jack, kiss my a**. No really kiss it." - mara-anni
35 - "I'm going to kick the snot out of the next person who says the word 'technobabble' in my presence." - Strix varia
34 - "You want to do the pilots' briefing? Fine! Hope you have a great time - 'cuz it gives me just enough time for a test flight (and maybe a little fun) while you are yakking with the boys. - astrogeologist
33 - "Don't ask for an explanation if you don't want to hear it." - astrogeologist
32 - "Math is *fun*!!!" - astrogeologist
31 - "No. I will not help create a new superbomb." - astrogeologist
30 - "Yes, sir. Right away, sir! Three bags full, sir!" (directed at any of the numbskulled bureaucratic idiotic thick-headed 'superior' officers who can't see beyond their own preconceptions...). Of course this is probably something along the lines of what many officers think daily about some of their 'superior' officers. - astrogeologist
29 - "Yes, an alien energy being followed me home through the Stargate. Anyone who tells me that I'm just stressed and need to relax or see a shrink.. is getting zatted!" - astrogeologist
28 - "I Samantha Carter, take you Jonathon O'Neill to be my lawful wedded husband, in sickness and health for as long as we both shall live!" - chelle db
27 - "If only I could be that replicater version of me for one day - or two." RepliCartertje
26 - "With NO due respect, Sir." Tagger
25- "When I say Not Yet, I mean NOT YET!!!!!" - Mandy
24--"Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the reason Orlin came back to see us...sir." (this could go along with #26)- jckfan55
23--"General Landry, Sir, just because you order me to make the upgrade in three days doesn't mean I can. Even if I had every SGC and every Area 51 scientist at my disposal, it cannot be done in three days. I know the IOA wants it now, but the answer is an unequivocal no."--scifithinker
22 - Let's see how much torque this baby really has, shall we? ForeverSg1
21. “Whoa that was friggin awesome!” KirFect
20- "Sir, please don't play with my doohickeys."--MandySg1
19 - "Sir, please play with my doohickey!" (Sir= ) -petemoretti

18-"Where's my friggin' Medal of Honor? Do you know how many times I've saved the planet?"-jckfan55

[RepliCartertje]

50 Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)

Spoiler:

50 - "It's on like Donkey Kong!" - the dancer of spaz
49 - "Oh, bite me!" - ForeverSg1
48 - "If only they really knew how smart I am." - RepliCartertje
47 - "McKay, my eyes are up here!" - Mandy
46 - "SG1 leader my a**" - jckfan55
45 - "Vala I think I love you. No really I LOVE you. Let's get out of here." - SunKrux
44 - "I built a naquadah reactor, blew up a sun, modified Merlin's weapon. I'm taking the day off.... Oh Jaaack." - Ann
43 - "I am the pwnage." - AD
42 - "I'll be damned if I'm going to die because you're too impulsive to listen to your teammates before you go off half-cocked. I don't care who's in command!" - scifithinker
41 - "Oh for cryin' out loud...stop your whining, McKay. I only gave you a black eye. This time." - Über
40 - "I'm obsessed with jello because I keep imagining Jack, Daniel and Teal'c wrestling in it." - rderoch
39 - "Vala, shut up. Daniel, stop talking. Mitchell, stand still. Teal'c, learn to speak earthling. General Landry, reviews your decisions once or twice. Dr Lam, grow up. Jack, strip." - majorsal
38 - "You know sir, this would be alot easier if you just shut up and Kissed me" - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
37 - "Jack O'Neill, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever." - Skydiver
36 - "Jack, kiss my a**. No really kiss it." - mara-anni
35 - "I'm going to kick the snot out of the next person who says the word 'technobabble' in my presence." - Strix varia
34 - "You want to do the pilots' briefing? Fine! Hope you have a great time - 'cuz it gives me just enough time for a test flight (and maybe a little fun) while you are yakking with the boys. - astrogeologist
33 - "Don't ask for an explanation if you don't want to hear it." - astrogeologist
32 - "Math is *fun*!!!" - astrogeologist
31 - "No. I will not help create a new superbomb." - astrogeologist
30 - "Yes, sir. Right away, sir! Three bags full, sir!" (directed at any of the numbskulled bureaucratic idiotic thick-headed 'superior' officers who can't see beyond their own preconceptions...). Of course this is probably something along the lines of what many officers think daily about some of their 'superior' officers. - astrogeologist
29 - "Yes, an alien energy being followed me home through the Stargate. Anyone who tells me that I'm just stressed and need to relax or see a shrink.. is getting zatted!" - astrogeologist
28 - "I Samantha Carter, take you Jonathon O'Neill to be my lawful wedded husband, in sickness and health for as long as we both shall live!" - chelle db
27 - "If only I could be that replicater version of me for one day - or two." RepliCartertje
26 - "With NO due respect, Sir." Tagger
25- "When I say Not Yet, I mean NOT YET!!!!!" - Mandy
24--"Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the reason Orlin came back to see us...sir." (this could go along with #26)- jckfan55
23--"General Landry, Sir, just because you order me to make the upgrade in three days doesn't mean I can. Even if I had every SGC and every Area 51 scientist at my disposal, it cannot be done in three days. I know the IOA wants it now, but the answer is an unequivocal no."--scifithinker
22 - Let's see how much torque this baby really has, shall we? ForeverSg1
21. “Whoa that was friggin awesome!” KirFect
20- "Sir, please don't play with my doohickeys." - Mandy
19 - "Sir, please play with my doohickey!" (Sir=) Petemoretti
18-"Where's my friggin' Medal of Honor? Do you know how many times I've saved the planet?"-jckfan55

17 - "I knew one day you were going to ask that to me, Sir. But no I don't do trio's with you and Janet. I am willing to think about a trio with Janet and Vala" - RepliCartertje

[stargate barbie]

50 Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)

Spoiler:

50 - "It's on like Donkey Kong!" - the dancer of spaz
49 - "Oh, bite me!" - ForeverSg1
48 - "If only they really knew how smart I am." - RepliCartertje
47 - "McKay, my eyes are up here!" - Mandy
46 - "SG1 leader my a**" - jckfan55
45 - "Vala I think I love you. No really I LOVE you. Let's get out of here." - SunKrux
44 - "I built a naquadah reactor, blew up a sun, modified Merlin's weapon. I'm taking the day off.... Oh Jaaack." - Ann
43 - "I am the pwnage." - AD
42 - "I'll be damned if I'm going to die because you're too impulsive to listen to your teammates before you go off half-cocked. I don't care who's in command!" - scifithinker
41 - "Oh for cryin' out loud...stop your whining, McKay. I only gave you a black eye. This time." - Über
40 - "I'm obsessed with jello because I keep imagining Jack, Daniel and Teal'c wrestling in it." - rderoch
39 - "Vala, shut up. Daniel, stop talking. Mitchell, stand still. Teal'c, learn to speak earthling. General Landry, reviews your decisions once or twice. Dr Lam, grow up. Jack, strip." - majorsal
38 - "You know sir, this would be alot easier if you just shut up and Kissed me" - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
37 - "Jack O'Neill, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever." - Skydiver
36 - "Jack, kiss my a**. No really kiss it." - mara-anni
35 - "I'm going to kick the snot out of the next person who says the word 'technobabble' in my presence." - Strix varia
34 - "You want to do the pilots' briefing? Fine! Hope you have a great time - 'cuz it gives me just enough time for a test flight (and maybe a little fun) while you are yakking with the boys. - astrogeologist
33 - "Don't ask for an explanation if you don't want to hear it." - astrogeologist
32 - "Math is *fun*!!!" - astrogeologist
31 - "No. I will not help create a new superbomb." - astrogeologist
30 - "Yes, sir. Right away, sir! Three bags full, sir!" (directed at any of the numbskulled bureaucratic idiotic thick-headed 'superior' officers who can't see beyond their own preconceptions...). Of course this is probably something along the lines of what many officers think daily about some of their 'superior' officers. - astrogeologist
29 - "Yes, an alien energy being followed me home through the Stargate. Anyone who tells me that I'm just stressed and need to relax or see a shrink.. is getting zatted!" - astrogeologist
28 - "I Samantha Carter, take you Jonathon O'Neill to be my lawful wedded husband, in sickness and health for as long as we both shall live!" - chelle db
27 - "If only I could be that replicater version of me for one day - or two." RepliCartertje
26 - "With NO due respect, Sir." Tagger
25- "When I say Not Yet, I mean NOT YET!!!!!" - Mandy
24--"Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the reason Orlin came back to see us...sir." (this could go along with #26)- jckfan55
23--"General Landry, Sir, just because you order me to make the upgrade in three days doesn't mean I can. Even if I had every SGC and every Area 51 scientist at my disposal, it cannot be done in three days. I know the IOA wants it now, but the answer is an unequivocal no."--scifithinker
22 - Let's see how much torque this baby really has, shall we? ForeverSg1
21. “Whoa that was friggin awesome!” KirFect
20- "Sir, please don't play with my doohickeys." - Mandy
19 - "Sir, please play with my doohickey!" (Sir=) Petemoretti
18-"Where's my friggin' Medal of Honor? Do you know how many times I've saved the planet?"-jckfan55
17 - "I knew one day you were going to ask that to me, Sir. But no I don't do trio's with you and Janet. I am willing to think about a trio with Janet and Vala" - RepliCartertje

16 - ah nuts to you guys, i'm goin' on vacation. fix it yourselves.-stargate barbie

[mara-anni]

50 Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)

Spoiler:

50 - "It's on like Donkey Kong!" - the dancer of spaz
49 - "Oh, bite me!" - ForeverSg1
48 - "If only they really knew how smart I am." - RepliCartertje
47 - "McKay, my eyes are up here!" - Mandy
46 - "SG1 leader my a**" - jckfan55
45 - "Vala I think I love you. No really I LOVE you. Let's get out of here." - SunKrux
44 - "I built a naquadah reactor, blew up a sun, modified Merlin's weapon. I'm taking the day off.... Oh Jaaack." - Ann
43 - "I am the pwnage." - AD
42 - "I'll be damned if I'm going to die because you're too impulsive to listen to your teammates before you go off half-cocked. I don't care who's in command!" - scifithinker
41 - "Oh for cryin' out loud...stop your whining, McKay. I only gave you a black eye. This time." - Über
40 - "I'm obsessed with jello because I keep imagining Jack, Daniel and Teal'c wrestling in it." - rderoch
39 - "Vala, shut up. Daniel, stop talking. Mitchell, stand still. Teal'c, learn to speak earthling. General Landry, reviews your decisions once or twice. Dr Lam, grow up. Jack, strip." - majorsal
38 - "You know sir, this would be alot easier if you just shut up and Kissed me" - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
37 - "Jack O'Neill, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever." - Skydiver
36 - "Jack, kiss my a**. No really kiss it." - mara-anni
35 - "I'm going to kick the snot out of the next person who says the word 'technobabble' in my presence." - Strix varia
34 - "You want to do the pilots' briefing? Fine! Hope you have a great time - 'cuz it gives me just enough time for a test flight (and maybe a little fun) while you are yakking with the boys. - astrogeologist
33 - "Don't ask for an explanation if you don't want to hear it." - astrogeologist
32 - "Math is *fun*!!!" - astrogeologist
31 - "No. I will not help create a new superbomb." - astrogeologist
30 - "Yes, sir. Right away, sir! Three bags full, sir!" (directed at any of the numbskulled bureaucratic idiotic thick-headed 'superior' officers who can't see beyond their own preconceptions...). Of course this is probably something along the lines of what many officers think daily about some of their 'superior' officers. - astrogeologist
29 - "Yes, an alien energy being followed me home through the Stargate. Anyone who tells me that I'm just stressed and need to relax or see a shrink.. is getting zatted!" - astrogeologist
28 - "I Samantha Carter, take you Jonathon O'Neill to be my lawful wedded husband, in sickness and health for as long as we both shall live!" - chelle db
27 - "If only I could be that replicater version of me for one day - or two." RepliCartertje
26 - "With NO due respect, Sir." Tagger
25- "When I say Not Yet, I mean NOT YET!!!!!" - Mandy
24--"Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the reason Orlin came back to see us...sir." (this could go along with #26)- jckfan55
23--"General Landry, Sir, just because you order me to make the upgrade in three days doesn't mean I can. Even if I had every SGC and every Area 51 scientist at my disposal, it cannot be done in three days. I know the IOA wants it now, but the answer is an unequivocal no."--scifithinker
22 - Let's see how much torque this baby really has, shall we? ForeverSg1
21. “Whoa that was friggin awesome!” KirFect
20- "Sir, please don't play with my doohickeys." - Mandy
19 - "Sir, please play with my doohickey!" (Sir=) Petemoretti
18-"Where's my friggin' Medal of Honor? Do you know how many times I've saved the planet?"-jckfan55
17 - "I knew one day you were going to ask that to me, Sir. But no I don't do trio's with you and Janet. I am willing to think about a trio with Janet and Vala" - RepliCartertje
16 - ah nuts to you guys, i'm goin' on vacation. fix it yourselves.-stargate barbie

15 - "Oh for crying-out-loud Mitchell, suck it up!!!" - mara-anni
14 - "Get over it Mitchell, worse things have happened to better people than you!!" - mara-anni

Ummm...sorry...needed to get some Mitchell bashing out of my system. *shrug* Apologies if i offended anyone.

[minigeek]

Some high res professional shots I hadn't seen at this quality before.

[Agent_Dark]

Ummm...sorry...needed to get some Mitchell bashing out of my system. *shrug* Apologies if i offended anyone.

There are more appropriate threads if you want to do that.


50 Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)

Spoiler:

50 - "It's on like Donkey Kong!" - the dancer of spaz
49 - "Oh, bite me!" - ForeverSg1
48 - "If only they really knew how smart I am." - RepliCartertje
47 - "McKay, my eyes are up here!" - Mandy
46 - "SG1 leader my a**" - jckfan55
45 - "Vala I think I love you. No really I LOVE you. Let's get out of here." - SunKrux
44 - "I built a naquadah reactor, blew up a sun, modified Merlin's weapon. I'm taking the day off.... Oh Jaaack." - Ann
43 - "I am the pwnage." - AD
42 - "I'll be damned if I'm going to die because you're too impulsive to listen to your teammates before you go off half-cocked. I don't care who's in command!" - scifithinker
41 - "Oh for cryin' out loud...stop your whining, McKay. I only gave you a black eye. This time." - Über
40 - "I'm obsessed with jello because I keep imagining Jack, Daniel and Teal'c wrestling in it." - rderoch
39 - "Vala, shut up. Daniel, stop talking. Mitchell, stand still. Teal'c, learn to speak earthling. General Landry, reviews your decisions once or twice. Dr Lam, grow up. Jack, strip." - majorsal
38 - "You know sir, this would be alot easier if you just shut up and Kissed me" - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
37 - "Jack O'Neill, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever." - Skydiver
36 - "Jack, kiss my a**. No really kiss it." - mara-anni
35 - "I'm going to kick the snot out of the next person who says the word 'technobabble' in my presence." - Strix varia
34 - "You want to do the pilots' briefing? Fine! Hope you have a great time - 'cuz it gives me just enough time for a test flight (and maybe a little fun) while you are yakking with the boys. - astrogeologist
33 - "Don't ask for an explanation if you don't want to hear it." - astrogeologist
32 - "Math is *fun*!!!" - astrogeologist
31 - "No. I will not help create a new superbomb." - astrogeologist
30 - "Yes, sir. Right away, sir! Three bags full, sir!" (directed at any of the numbskulled bureaucratic idiotic thick-headed 'superior' officers who can't see beyond their own preconceptions...). Of course this is probably something along the lines of what many officers think daily about some of their 'superior' officers. - astrogeologist
29 - "Yes, an alien energy being followed me home through the Stargate. Anyone who tells me that I'm just stressed and need to relax or see a shrink.. is getting zatted!" - astrogeologist
28 - "I Samantha Carter, take you Jonathon O'Neill to be my lawful wedded husband, in sickness and health for as long as we both shall live!" - chelle db
27 - "If only I could be that replicater version of me for one day - or two." RepliCartertje
26 - "With NO due respect, Sir." Tagger
25- "When I say Not Yet, I mean NOT YET!!!!!" - Mandy
24--"Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the reason Orlin came back to see us...sir." (this could go along with #26)- jckfan55
23--"General Landry, Sir, just because you order me to make the upgrade in three days doesn't mean I can. Even if I had every SGC and every Area 51 scientist at my disposal, it cannot be done in three days. I know the IOA wants it now, but the answer is an unequivocal no."--scifithinker
22 - Let's see how much torque this baby really has, shall we? ForeverSg1
21. “Whoa that was friggin awesome!” KirFect
20- "Sir, please don't play with my doohickeys." - Mandy
19 - "Sir, please play with my doohickey!" (Sir=) Petemoretti
18-"Where's my friggin' Medal of Honor? Do you know how many times I've saved the planet?"-jckfan55
17 - "I knew one day you were going to ask that to me, Sir. But no I don't do trio's with you and Janet. I am willing to think about a trio with Janet and Vala" - RepliCartertje
16 - ah nuts to you guys, i'm goin' on vacation. fix it yourselves.-stargate barbie
15 - "Oh for crying-out-loud Mitchell, suck it up!!!"
14 - "Get over it Mitchell, worse things have happened to better people than you!!"

13 - I'm not actually interested in General O'Neill. Stop asking about it.

[JanSam]

[SPOILERS]

50 Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)

Spoiler:

50 - "It's on like Donkey Kong!" - the dancer of spaz
49 - "Oh, bite me!" - ForeverSg1
48 - "If only they really knew how smart I am." - RepliCartertje
47 - "McKay, my eyes are up here!" - Mandy
46 - "SG1 leader my a**" - jckfan55
45 - "Vala I think I love you. No really I LOVE you. Let's get out of here." - SunKrux
44 - "I built a naquadah reactor, blew up a sun, modified Merlin's weapon. I'm taking the day off.... Oh Jaaack." - Ann
43 - "I am the pwnage." - AD
42 - "I'll be damned if I'm going to die because you're too impulsive to listen to your teammates before you go off half-cocked. I don't care who's in command!" - scifithinker
41 - "Oh for cryin' out loud...stop your whining, McKay. I only gave you a black eye. This time." - Über
40 - "I'm obsessed with jello because I keep imagining Jack, Daniel and Teal'c wrestling in it." - rderoch
39 - "Vala, shut up. Daniel, stop talking. Mitchell, stand still. Teal'c, learn to speak earthling. General Landry, reviews your decisions once or twice. Dr Lam, grow up. Jack, strip." - majorsal
38 - "You know sir, this would be alot easier if you just shut up and Kissed me" - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
37 - "Jack O'Neill, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever." - Skydiver
36 - "Jack, kiss my a**. No really kiss it." - mara-anni
35 - "I'm going to kick the snot out of the next person who says the word 'technobabble' in my presence." - Strix varia
34 - "You want to do the pilots' briefing? Fine! Hope you have a great time - 'cuz it gives me just enough time for a test flight (and maybe a little fun) while you are yakking with the boys. - astrogeologist
33 - "Don't ask for an explanation if you don't want to hear it." - astrogeologist
32 - "Math is *fun*!!!" - astrogeologist
31 - "No. I will not help create a new superbomb." - astrogeologist
30 - "Yes, sir. Right away, sir! Three bags full, sir!" (directed at any of the numbskulled bureaucratic idiotic thick-headed 'superior' officers who can't see beyond their own preconceptions...). Of course this is probably something along the lines of what many officers think daily about some of their 'superior' officers. - astrogeologist
29 - "Yes, an alien energy being followed me home through the Stargate. Anyone who tells me that I'm just stressed and need to relax or see a shrink.. is getting zatted!" - astrogeologist
28 - "I Samantha Carter, take you Jonathon O'Neill to be my lawful wedded husband, in sickness and health for as long as we both shall live!" - chelle db
27 - "If only I could be that replicater version of me for one day - or two." RepliCartertje
26 - "With NO due respect, Sir." Tagger
25- "When I say Not Yet, I mean NOT YET!!!!!" - Mandy
24--"Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the reason Orlin came back to see us...sir." (this could go along with #26)- jckfan55
23--"General Landry, Sir, just because you order me to make the upgrade in three days doesn't mean I can. Even if I had every SGC and every Area 51 scientist at my disposal, it cannot be done in three days. I know the IOA wants it now, but the answer is an unequivocal no."--scifithinker
22 - Let's see how much torque this baby really has, shall we? ForeverSg1
21. “Whoa that was friggin awesome!” KirFect
20- "Sir, please don't play with my doohickeys." - Mandy
19 - "Sir, please play with my doohickey!" (Sir=) Petemoretti
18-"Where's my friggin' Medal of Honor? Do you know how many times I've saved the planet?"-jckfan55
17 - "I knew one day you were going to ask that to me, Sir. But no I don't do trio's with you and Janet. I am willing to think about a trio with Janet and Vala" - RepliCartertje
16 - ah nuts to you guys, i'm goin' on vacation. fix it yourselves.-[I]stargate barbie
15 - "Oh for crying-out-loud Mitchell, suck it up!!!" - mara-anni
14 - "Get over it Mitchell, worse things have happened to better people than you!!" - mara-anni
13 - I'm not actually interested in General O'Neill. Stop asking about it. AD

12 - "Umm...No Sir, I was asking for help not your hand." JanSam

[Mandysg1]

50 Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)

Spoiler:

50 - "It's on like Donkey Kong!" - the dancer of spaz
49 - "Oh, bite me!" - ForeverSg1
48 - "If only they really knew how smart I am." - RepliCartertje
47 - "McKay, my eyes are up here!" - Mandy
46 - "SG1 leader my a**" - jckfan55
45 - "Vala I think I love you. No really I LOVE you. Let's get out of here." - SunKrux
44 - "I built a naquadah reactor, blew up a sun, modified Merlin's weapon. I'm taking the day off.... Oh Jaaack." - Ann
43 - "I am the pwnage." - AD
42 - "I'll be damned if I'm going to die because you're too impulsive to listen to your teammates before you go off half-cocked. I don't care who's in command!" - scifithinker
41 - "Oh for cryin' out loud...stop your whining, McKay. I only gave you a black eye. This time." - Über
40 - "I'm obsessed with jello because I keep imagining Jack, Daniel and Teal'c wrestling in it." - rderoch
39 - "Vala, shut up. Daniel, stop talking. Mitchell, stand still. Teal'c, learn to speak earthling. General Landry, reviews your decisions once or twice. Dr Lam, grow up. Jack, strip." - majorsal
38 - "You know sir, this would be alot easier if you just shut up and Kissed me" - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
37 - "Jack O'Neill, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever." - Skydiver
36 - "Jack, kiss my a**. No really kiss it." - mara-anni
35 - "I'm going to kick the snot out of the next person who says the word 'technobabble' in my presence." - Strix varia
34 - "You want to do the pilots' briefing? Fine! Hope you have a great time - 'cuz it gives me just enough time for a test flight (and maybe a little fun) while you are yakking with the boys. - astrogeologist
33 - "Don't ask for an explanation if you don't want to hear it." - astrogeologist
32 - "Math is *fun*!!!" - astrogeologist
31 - "No. I will not help create a new superbomb." - astrogeologist
30 - "Yes, sir. Right away, sir! Three bags full, sir!" (directed at any of the numbskulled bureaucratic idiotic thick-headed 'superior' officers who can't see beyond their own preconceptions...). Of course this is probably something along the lines of what many officers think daily about some of their 'superior' officers. - astrogeologist
29 - "Yes, an alien energy being followed me home through the Stargate. Anyone who tells me that I'm just stressed and need to relax or see a shrink.. is getting zatted!" - astrogeologist
28 - "I Samantha Carter, take you Jonathon O'Neill to be my lawful wedded husband, in sickness and health for as long as we both shall live!" - chelle db
27 - "If only I could be that replicater version of me for one day - or two." RepliCartertje
26 - "With NO due respect, Sir." Tagger
25- "When I say Not Yet, I mean NOT YET!!!!!" - Mandy
24--"Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the reason Orlin came back to see us...sir." (this could go along with #26)- jckfan55
23--"General Landry, Sir, just because you order me to make the upgrade in three days doesn't mean I can. Even if I had every SGC and every Area 51 scientist at my disposal, it cannot be done in three days. I know the IOA wants it now, but the answer is an unequivocal no."--scifithinker
22 - Let's see how much torque this baby really has, shall we? ForeverSg1
21. “Whoa that was friggin awesome!” KirFect
20- "Sir, please don't play with my doohickeys." - Mandy
19 - "Sir, please play with my doohickey!" (Sir=) Petemoretti
18-"Where's my friggin' Medal of Honor? Do you know how many times I've saved the planet?"-jckfan55
17 - "I knew one day you were going to ask that to me, Sir. But no I don't do trio's with you and Janet. I am willing to think about a trio with Janet and Vala" - RepliCartertje
16 - ah nuts to you guys, i'm goin' on vacation. fix it yourselves.-stargate barbie
15 - "Oh for crying-out-loud Mitchell, suck it up!!!"
14 - "Get over it Mitchell, worse things have happened to better people than you!!"
13 - I'm not actually interested in General O'Neill. Stop asking about it.
12 - "Umm...No Sir, I was asking for help not your hand." JanSam

11 - Teal'c, after all these years of looking into your deep dark brooding eyes, I think its time we get it on - Mandy

[minigeek]

50 Things Carter Would Never, Ever Say (But Should)

Spoiler:

50 - "It's on like Donkey Kong!" - the dancer of spaz
49 - "Oh, bite me!" - ForeverSg1
48 - "If only they really knew how smart I am." - RepliCartertje
47 - "McKay, my eyes are up here!" - Mandy
46 - "SG1 leader my a**" - jckfan55
45 - "Vala I think I love you. No really I LOVE you. Let's get out of here." - SunKrux
44 - "I built a naquadah reactor, blew up a sun, modified Merlin's weapon. I'm taking the day off.... Oh Jaaack." - Ann
43 - "I am the pwnage." - AD
42 - "I'll be damned if I'm going to die because you're too impulsive to listen to your teammates before you go off half-cocked. I don't care who's in command!" - scifithinker
41 - "Oh for cryin' out loud...stop your whining, McKay. I only gave you a black eye. This time." - Über
40 - "I'm obsessed with jello because I keep imagining Jack, Daniel and Teal'c wrestling in it." - rderoch
39 - "Vala, shut up. Daniel, stop talking. Mitchell, stand still. Teal'c, learn to speak earthling. General Landry, reviews your decisions once or twice. Dr Lam, grow up. Jack, strip." - majorsal
38 - "You know sir, this would be alot easier if you just shut up and Kissed me" - Amanda_Tapping_Fan
37 - "Jack O'Neill, you big stud! Take me to bed or lose me forever." - Skydiver
36 - "Jack, kiss my a**. No really kiss it." - mara-anni
35 - "I'm going to kick the snot out of the next person who says the word 'technobabble' in my presence." - Strix varia
34 - "You want to do the pilots' briefing? Fine! Hope you have a great time - 'cuz it gives me just enough time for a test flight (and maybe a little fun) while you are yakking with the boys. - astrogeologist
33 - "Don't ask for an explanation if you don't want to hear it." - astrogeologist
32 - "Math is *fun*!!!" - astrogeologist
31 - "No. I will not help create a new superbomb." - astrogeologist
30 - "Yes, sir. Right away, sir! Three bags full, sir!" (directed at any of the numbskulled bureaucratic idiotic thick-headed 'superior' officers who can't see beyond their own preconceptions...). Of course this is probably something along the lines of what many officers think daily about some of their 'superior' officers. - astrogeologist
29 - "Yes, an alien energy being followed me home through the Stargate. Anyone who tells me that I'm just stressed and need to relax or see a shrink.. is getting zatted!" - astrogeologist
28 - "I Samantha Carter, take you Jonathon O'Neill to be my lawful wedded husband, in sickness and health for as long as we both shall live!" - chelle db
27 - "If only I could be that replicater version of me for one day - or two." RepliCartertje
26 - "With NO due respect, Sir." Tagger
25- "When I say Not Yet, I mean NOT YET!!!!!" - Mandy
24--"Get your mind out of the gutter and focus on the reason Orlin came back to see us...sir." (this could go along with #26)- jckfan55
23--"General Landry, Sir, just because you order me to make the upgrade in three days doesn't mean I can. Even if I had every SGC and every Area 51 scientist at my disposal, it cannot be done in three days. I know the IOA wants it now, but the answer is an unequivocal no."--scifithinker
22 - Let's see how much torque this baby really has, shall we? ForeverSg1
21. “Whoa that was friggin awesome!” KirFect
20- "Sir, please don't play with my doohickeys." - Mandy
19 - "Sir, please play with my doohickey!" (Sir=) Petemoretti
18-"Where's my friggin' Medal of Honor? Do you know how many times I've saved the planet?"-jckfan55
17 - "I knew one day you were going to ask that to me, Sir. But no I don't do trio's with you and Janet. I am willing to think about a trio with Janet and Vala" - RepliCartertje
16 - ah nuts to you guys, i'm goin' on vacation. fix it yourselves.-stargate barbie
15 - "Oh for crying-out-loud Mitchell, suck it up!!!"
14 - "Get over it Mitchell, worse things have happened to better people than you!!"
13 - I'm not actually interested in General O'Neill. Stop asking about it.
12 - "Umm...No Sir, I was asking for help not your hand." JanSam
11 - Teal'c, after all these years of looking into your deep dark brooding eyes, I think its time we get it on - Mandy

10 - My name is Samantha Carter. You killed my father. Prepare to die.