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Mac and I were playing in my "wreck"-room (tee hee) -- yes, I DO play with
Mac when RDA's been away from my TV for too long. Besides, Mac has been
more adventurous lately, which might explain how he ended up like this...
I said, "Mac, darling, *do* try to be still. We don't want to hurt anything,
ahem preciousssssss..."
Never mind that there was a sharp blade moving back and forth above him,
back and forth... like a pendulum...swish (closer)...swish.(closer)... ...SWISH!
You *know*, Mala, that I, self-styled Hussy Supreme of the First Order
of Floozies of the Red Boa, have *been* one with the bottle for months
now. At least I have been trying. My motto:
"Less filling? Not on your life. But tastes great!!!!"
You can see the sign at the bend in the gutter, right where the steam is
flying like Old Faithful, and the mist is misting in a swirly haze of pheromonal
droplets:
"Get your Taste of Old Milwaukee right HERE"
I like to gives Jack's mouth, lips and tongue a thorough workout as regularly
as possible.
(Hey!!! I *could* be teaching him how to whistle! You scamps!)
OzGirl
If by "fond" you mean droolworthy, hummable, coma-causing, breath-stealing, lustful, libidinous
appreciation of the First Hussy Magnitude for Jack & his splendid, dirty, sweaty, sun-kissed, lithe-fingered,
full-bottom-lipped, lickable-eared, agile-tongued, long-necked, silver-haired, gracefully moving body
in all its fantasmagorical glory, then--- yes. I am also "fond." -- OzGirl
You *know*, Mala, that I, self-styled Hussy Supreme of the First Order
of Floozies of the Red Boa, have *been* one with the bottle for months
now. At least I have been trying. My motto:
"Less filling? Not on your life. But tastes great!!!!"
You can see the sign at the bend in the gutter, right where the steam is
flying like Old Faithful, and the mist is misting in a swirly haze of pheromonal
droplets:
"Get your Taste of Old Milwaukee right HERE"
I like to gives Jack's mouth, lips and tongue a thorough workout as regularly
as possible.
(Hey!!! I *could* be teaching him how to whistle! You scamps!)
OzGirl
as a follower of The Great and Powerful Oz Hussy Supreme of the First Order
of Floozies of the Red Boa I just want to say WOW
Jack is SO LUCKY you are there for him...and to *teach* him...............to whistle of course
Mac and I were playing in my "wreck"-room (tee hee) -- yes, I DO play with
Mac when RDA's been away from my TV for too long. Besides, Mac has been
more adventurous lately, which might explain how he ended up like this...
I said, "Mac, darling, *do* try to be still. We don't want to hurt anything,
ahem preciousssssss..."
Never mind that there was a sharp blade moving back and forth above him,
back and forth... like a pendulum...swish (closer)...swish.(closer)... ...SWISH!
Looks like I'm gonna have to revive him and then jump on...er...HELP him.
Rescue him. Revitalize him.
Such a scary Halloween for MacGyver.
(Thanks to Susan Ewokmonster for the screen caps! Love that ep from 1989!)
Oh, my!! I know if I had Mac in that particular position, the only thing I would take a blade too would be his clothes!! Amen, I mean, his restraints.... Of course... I mean, Mei Mei is a little strange but, you know, not that strange... Wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea!!
as a follower of The Great and Powerful Oz Hussy Supreme of the First Order
of Floozies of the Red Boa I just want to say WOW
Jack is SO LUCKY you are there for him...and to *teach* him...............to whistle of course
Oh, sure, Tame. Don't play so innocent to me. Not I, one who knows your
ways, grasshopper. You are no teaching slouch yourself, you little minx!
Self-proclaimed goddess of Jack and all that other cr...stuff.
(By the way, how can one be goddess of a PERSON? Even if he *is*
fictional... Methinks you have gone overboard on the Napoleanic ego-thing,
dear. You have almost caught up to *my* ego now!!! LOL )
I am semi-retired in the Hussy Life, and my boa is moth-eaten, with the
feathers not as bright and shiny as they once were. But as I said before, if
the lights are dim enough, and the mist is thick enough, Jack does not
notice such things when he comes to wrestle...um...wrestle my heart to
the ground, that is!
He sure does whistle fine, though. Knows just how to curl that tongue
up just right, to pucker those lips, and blow!
If by "fond" you mean droolworthy, hummable, coma-causing, breath-stealing, lustful, libidinous
appreciation of the First Hussy Magnitude for Jack & his splendid, dirty, sweaty, sun-kissed, lithe-fingered,
full-bottom-lipped, lickable-eared, agile-tongued, long-necked, silver-haired, gracefully moving body
in all its fantasmagorical glory, then--- yes. I am also "fond." -- OzGirl
Mac and I were playing in my "wreck"-room (tee hee) -- yes, I DO play with
Mac when RDA's been away from my TV for too long. Besides, Mac has been
more adventurous lately, which might explain how he ended up like this...
I said, "Mac, darling, *do* try to be still. We don't want to hurt anything,
ahem preciousssssss..."
Never mind that there was a sharp blade moving back and forth above him,
back and forth... like a pendulum...swish (closer)...swish.(closer)... ...SWISH!
Oh, my!! I know if I had Mac in that particular position, the only thing I would take a blade too would be his clothes!! Amen, I mean, his restraints.... Of course... I mean, Mei Mei is a little strange but, you know, not that strange... Wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea!!
*See I can use the first person pronoun!*
I *knew* you would get so excited that you would have to drop the
third person and rev it right up to first person. (Wouldn't want anybody
but *me*, *myself*, and *I* wielding that knife now, would we?)
*wink, wink*
If by "fond" you mean droolworthy, hummable, coma-causing, breath-stealing, lustful, libidinous
appreciation of the First Hussy Magnitude for Jack & his splendid, dirty, sweaty, sun-kissed, lithe-fingered,
full-bottom-lipped, lickable-eared, agile-tongued, long-necked, silver-haired, gracefully moving body
in all its fantasmagorical glory, then--- yes. I am also "fond." -- OzGirl
Good to see you OZ!!! Great Halloween Tale! Thanks also to Susan/Ewokmonster for your pix!
LOVE that awkward position, Oz... But for some reason I couldn't stop staring at that ONE sock! Hmmm, must get my thunking mojo back....
Now, if it was Jack lying there in that awkward position, looking scared... well...
Don't get me started on whumped Jack, Oz....
Oh, but if I *could* have found JACK in such a position -- I mean, if I had
had a camera at the time, you see -- I would have posted THOSE links
instead. I was, of course, too busy "bwh-ha-ha-ing" when I had Jack in
my dungeon...I mean...playroom.
PLEEEEAAASSSE post some Jack-whumped pix for my Halloween pleasure.
(I'm weird that way.)
If by "fond" you mean droolworthy, hummable, coma-causing, breath-stealing, lustful, libidinous
appreciation of the First Hussy Magnitude for Jack & his splendid, dirty, sweaty, sun-kissed, lithe-fingered,
full-bottom-lipped, lickable-eared, agile-tongued, long-necked, silver-haired, gracefully moving body
in all its fantasmagorical glory, then--- yes. I am also "fond." -- OzGirl
You *know*, Mala, that I, self-styled Hussy Supreme of the First Order
of Floozies of the Red Boa, have *been* one with the bottle for months
now. At least I have been trying. My motto:
"Less filling? Not on your life. But tastes great!!!!"
You can see the sign at the bend in the gutter, right where the steam is
flying like Old Faithful, and the mist is misting in a swirly haze of pheromonal
droplets:
"Get your Taste of Old Milwaukee right HERE"
I like to gives Jack's mouth, lips and tongue a thorough workout as regularly
as possible.
(Hey!!! I *could* be teaching him how to whistle! You scamps!)
OzGirl
Oh, yeah... teaching him to whistle!! I believe that!!
"Less filling? Not on your life. But tastes great!!!!"
Okay now that! Oh, never mind... PG Forum, PG forum.....
Oh, sure, Tame. Don't play so innocent to me. Not I, one who knows your
ways, grasshopper. You are no teaching slouch yourself, you little minx!
Self-proclaimed goddess of Jack and all that other cr...stuff.
(By the way, how can one be goddess of a PERSON? Even if he *is*
fictional... Methinks you have gone overboard on the Napoleanic ego-thing,
dear. You have almost caught up to *my* ego now!!! LOL )
He sure does whistle fine, though. Knows just how to curl that tongue
up just right, to pucker those lips, and blow!
EVERYTHING I know about being a Hussy I learned at your knee oh Great and Powerful Oz
and I am not really the Goddess OF Jack more like IN PURSUIT OF.......maybe I should change that to reflect my sentiments better it is the concept of what you yourself just said so eloquently
and I quote OZ "Knows just how to curl that tongue
up just right, to pucker those lips, and blow!"
and I quote OZ "Knows just how to curl that tongue
up just right, to pucker those lips, and blow!"
how can a Gutter Gal NOT pursue THAT
Hey, can't take all the credit for that one. Just paraphrasing the famous
Lauren Bacall to Bogie: "You know how to whistle. Just pucker up your lips
and blow."
(Though she might have said, "Put your lips together and blow." I don't recall.
It's from To Have and Have Not.)
I thought it apropos to the beer and tongue picture.
(And you know how Jack's tongue can uncrease parts of my brain!
Not to mention curl up parts of me elsewhere.)
Last edited by OzGirl; 30 October 2004, 06:50 PM.
Reason: clarification
If by "fond" you mean droolworthy, hummable, coma-causing, breath-stealing, lustful, libidinous
appreciation of the First Hussy Magnitude for Jack & his splendid, dirty, sweaty, sun-kissed, lithe-fingered,
full-bottom-lipped, lickable-eared, agile-tongued, long-necked, silver-haired, gracefully moving body
in all its fantasmagorical glory, then--- yes. I am also "fond." -- OzGirl
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