Finally ready to tell about the time I gave MS Mazz's THATA book.
got in line for the question period, realized I didn't have a question for CJ, but oh well, right? I tols MS that I have a friend in the UK who wrote a little story about a woman and a certain archeologist. He asked if this was the Hussy Handbook he's heard about. i said no, this is different, but he will be getting THAT at the Chicago con. he asks me to read him the title of the book, which I did. the crowd laughed. he looked puzzled, and asked me why was I a pond hussy. having no answer, chris judge asks...what did I have for him?? a sheepish look on my face, Ms says, I bet she'd give you a hug! so cj comes down off the stage, gives me an incredible hug, and a kiss... then ms comes down to accept the book, and also gives me a hug and a kiss, which I gave him one as well. they take the book back on stage, briefly look at it. Ms excalims, there's a jar of peanut butter on the cover. He asked me to explain why we were hussies, and the significance of the pond., I am totally embarrassed, and I think he didn't think I had a response. well i did. I said, well. we think Daniel Jackson in soooo hot, we need a place to dip into to cool off! again, the crowd roared. thinking they are done, i try and slink back to my seat, but the questions continued for a minute. I said we love every aspect/persona of daniel. he says he's heard about a group that like whumped daniel, i agreed with him, and said we like lot more, too. he asked what about the peanut butter?? i said, some hussies like to put it in his pants, and use it to make their clones pants!... slinking back to my seat, CJ grabs the book, looks at it and says, I'm gonna read this OUTLOUD! ms made some music noises whil CJ read, ms got a few puzzled looks on his face, esp the part that talks about his lithe wrists...chris read more, came to the part about daniel clones...decided not to read anymore, as there were underage kids in the audience.. i swear I have forgotten some details, hopefully suebsg9 will come thru with the audio/video for me, so i can relive the best day of my life. I should have pics of this as soon as some people send them to me. any how, there you have it.
after, in the autograph line, i gave the other copy to him to sign, and he just looked at me and shook his head...smiled and sign it and gave me a wink.
Cj was signing something for me, i thanked him for a great time, and he asked me if this was my first con, i said yeah, he says oh a con virgin...I said, yeah, thanks for the best orgasm ever! (really, I did!) he grabbed my hand and laughed, thanked me for being honest, and for coming.
thus ends my con report.
got in line for the question period, realized I didn't have a question for CJ, but oh well, right? I tols MS that I have a friend in the UK who wrote a little story about a woman and a certain archeologist. He asked if this was the Hussy Handbook he's heard about. i said no, this is different, but he will be getting THAT at the Chicago con. he asks me to read him the title of the book, which I did. the crowd laughed. he looked puzzled, and asked me why was I a pond hussy. having no answer, chris judge asks...what did I have for him?? a sheepish look on my face, Ms says, I bet she'd give you a hug! so cj comes down off the stage, gives me an incredible hug, and a kiss... then ms comes down to accept the book, and also gives me a hug and a kiss, which I gave him one as well. they take the book back on stage, briefly look at it. Ms excalims, there's a jar of peanut butter on the cover. He asked me to explain why we were hussies, and the significance of the pond., I am totally embarrassed, and I think he didn't think I had a response. well i did. I said, well. we think Daniel Jackson in soooo hot, we need a place to dip into to cool off! again, the crowd roared. thinking they are done, i try and slink back to my seat, but the questions continued for a minute. I said we love every aspect/persona of daniel. he says he's heard about a group that like whumped daniel, i agreed with him, and said we like lot more, too. he asked what about the peanut butter?? i said, some hussies like to put it in his pants, and use it to make their clones pants!... slinking back to my seat, CJ grabs the book, looks at it and says, I'm gonna read this OUTLOUD! ms made some music noises whil CJ read, ms got a few puzzled looks on his face, esp the part that talks about his lithe wrists...chris read more, came to the part about daniel clones...decided not to read anymore, as there were underage kids in the audience.. i swear I have forgotten some details, hopefully suebsg9 will come thru with the audio/video for me, so i can relive the best day of my life. I should have pics of this as soon as some people send them to me. any how, there you have it.
after, in the autograph line, i gave the other copy to him to sign, and he just looked at me and shook his head...smiled and sign it and gave me a wink.
Cj was signing something for me, i thanked him for a great time, and he asked me if this was my first con, i said yeah, he says oh a con virgin...I said, yeah, thanks for the best orgasm ever! (really, I did!) he grabbed my hand and laughed, thanked me for being honest, and for coming.
thus ends my con report.
Come on lets all get along shall we? 
I missed most of the vids! I kept trying to make it back to the room for them, but most of the time I was somewhere else blabbing away! 
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