Favorite SG1 Quotes

[Ji'al]

Mitchell : "Well ,like my grandma used to say , If at first you don't succeed ... "
Carter : "Try a larger thermo-nuclear reaction ?"
Mitchell : "Her word's exactly."

[hart37]

Jack O'Neill: If we want to find out who's behind this, we have to do what the Asgard do.
Daniel: You mean bluff?
Jack O'Neill: Yep. We just need to do it without revealing what we know.
Daniel: Which is nothing.
Jack O'Neill: Right. But they don't know we know nothing.

[AresLover452]

Jack: This isn't our language.
Carter: It's mine sir.

[Fan-e-Gate]

Ex Deus Machina

Mitchell: [talking about a firefight in an office] Witnesses?
Daniel: One. Some guy who was working overtime, spent most of the firefight under his desk, but was able to provide the descriptions of three individuals: big, tattooed, chain mail pants.
Mitchell: So it's either our Jaffa, or KISS is back on tour.

[Martina Magnus]

Teal'c: "Children of the Tau'ri also seem to enjoy colourful weapons that have no function."

[Hornet]

From 2001, with Jack referring to the alien race, Aschen, they are negotiating with

Jack: "They don't get excited in general, General. Its like an entire planet of accountants."

[LtColCarter]

Maj. Carter: [in reference to a door she is trying to unlock] Sir, I really hate to sound negative, but I think it’s pretty safe to say that without a little more insight into how these things actually work, I’ve got pretty much zero chance of hitting... [door slides open] Okay, maybe not zero.

[Fan-e-Gate]

Prototype

Sam: A normal human brain, you or I, say, should show roughly five to ten percent coverage.
Mitchell: Me being five, you being ten

[Lunaeclipse]

Jack: "What happened?

Daniel: "Do you believe in ghosts?"

Jack: "Uh…no."

Daniel: "Well, neither do I. Which means there has to be a logical explanation."

Jack: "For what?"

Daniel: "When we were in the Linvris chamber, I felt something brush by me. And I've heard voices. And I keep seeing the dead Goa'uld from the massacre."

Jack: Where?"

Daniel: "Well last night they were in my closet, in like a…Stargate event horizon without the Gate."

(lol, but I'll continute)

Jack: "In your closet?"

Daniel: "Yes. I don't think they're really dead."

Jack: "Who? The stiffs in the morgue?"

Daniel: "No, the nine Goa'uld that were using them as hosts. I translated a phrase on that tablet that I thought meant attack, but when I refined the translation I realized it means to enter by infiltration."

Jack: "And you think that's what they're doing?"

Daniel: "Yes."

Jack: "Through your closet?"

(Ep is Legacy)

[Lunaeclipse]

Jack: "Weren't we just somewhere else?"

Daniel: "Where?"

Jack: "Some planet."

Daniel: "When?

Jack: "Just now."

Daniel: "No."

Jack: "You sure?"

Daniel: "Yeah.

Jack: "Everything just changed."

Sam: "Sir, we've been sitting in the commissary for the past half-hour.

Jack: "Really?"

Daniel: *with sarcasm* "Well, it is understandable how you could have gotten the two places confused."

(Ep WOO)

[Lunaeclipse]

Jack: "I ask you. What could possibly be in my eye that could explain this?" (Ep WOO)

[LtColCarter]

Dr. Jackson: [to Teal'c] What happens when you dial your own phone number? Wrong person to ask...[turns to General Hammond] What happens when you dial your own phone number?

General Hammond: You get a busy signal.

[GateGhost]

Dr. Jackson: [to Teal'c] What happens when you dial your own phone number? Wrong person to ask...[turns to General Hammond] What happens when you dial your own phone number?

General Hammond: You get a busy signal.

That is the best season one episode. I laugh every time I wach that part of the episode. Can't rember the name of the episode though.

[LtColCarter]

That is the best season one episode. I laugh every time I wach that part of the episode. Can't rember the name of the episode though.

Its Solitudes (I know its at least solitude...but something makes me wanna put the "s" on the end.)

[AresLover452]

From Solitudes

Carter: Uh... sir?
Jack: It's my sidearm I swear.
*Carter giggles*
Jack: No giggling please.