Favorite SG1 Quotes

[rushy]

Please...no more Jar Jar language....

Sorry.
Another line is from Broca Divide
Jackaniel, you dog. You get a girl on every planet.

[LtColCarter]

Teal'c: Do not humans usually die when they are frozen?

Col. O'Neill: Usually.

[The frozen Mayborne breathes out]

Col. O'Neill: They usually don't breathe when they're dead either.

[AresLover452]

Jack: Holy Frozen bad guys.

[LtColCarter]

Jack: Holy Frozen bad guys.

Green for excellent quote!

[AresLover452]

that is my fave quote ever from that episode!

[Martina Magnus]

Jack: Holy Frozen bad guys.

Love that one

[LtColCarter]

Dr. Jackson: Can we stop agreeing on how we're going to die and start doing something about it?

[Lilac736]

CARTER
The mine will think that Apophis's ship is firing a weapon, move towards it and explode.

HAMMOND
Sounds very risky.

O'NEILL
Insane might be another word.

[Martina Magnus]

Daniel: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
Jack: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll?
Daniel: In a manner of speaking.

[Ji'al]

Daniel: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.
Jack: Sex, drugs, and rock & roll?
Daniel: In a manner of speaking.

>Oh my god that's one of my favorite quotes from season 1. I chocked on my drink the first time I heard it XD
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O'Neill trying to call a Jaffa (In a weird armor)
O'Neill : " Hey ! You ! With the skirt !"

[LtColCarter]

Col. O'Neill: So help me. If I wake up, and I'm singing soprano…

[aintright]

O'NEILL: I am so sorry. I was just finishing up a lovely brunch.

BAAL: Impudence.

O'NEILL: No, tuna.


hmmm!!! *snicker* ... gotta love the man ... but, add Ba'al to the picture and .... oh yeah!!


teehee!!

[LtColCarter]

Special agent J. Hemner: Hemner. Yes Mr. President. Yes sir, I am, yes sir... Well yes sir they are here sir, but... With respect sir, the jurisdictional rules in this case are clear, this is a civilian matter. Are you sure you wanna do that sir? Yes Mr. President.

[To his fellow] Get Col. O'Neill in here.

Col. O'Neill: Some I can do for ya?

Special agent J. Hemner: You wanna tell me what's going on?

Col. O'Neill: Didn't you say you know more than I do..?

Special agent J. Hemner: Well apparently not, I just got off the phone with the president.

Col. O'Neill: [Faking a surprise] Of the United States of America? [Small pause] Sweet. How's he doing?

[Ji'al]

Ba'al : "Do you not know the pain you will suffer ... for this impudence"
O'Neill : " I don't know the meaning of the word. Seriously , impudence ... what does that mean ?"

[LtColCarter]

Col. O'Neill: Do you read the Bible, Teal'c?

Teal'c: It is a significant part of your Western culture. Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?

Col O'Neill: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.